"No, I'm not happy. Pigs got loose, I accidentally spilled some of our bovine growth hormone, and now you're bothering me while I'm trying to have a quick smoke in peace. Any other genius observations?"
* I've been making pics for a while but haven't been posting them publicly like this, so I have a bit of a backlog to post. Some of them aren't as good of quality as what I make now, but I still like them and think they're worth posting. I'm adding this note on such posts just as an explanation as to why you may see some inconsistent quality.