Spider-Man: No Way Home SPOILER REVIEW
Added 2021-12-17 16:54:05 +0000 UTCHere you go PATRONS!! A 1hr discussion/review of Spider-Man No Way Home!
We critique the film a lot in here because we couldn't ion the spoiler free review. Dont get mad, we still liked the movie.
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I understand the points you guys had, and it is sad that the attention went towards Andrew and Instead of My boy Toby. But it was nice seeing them interacting with each other and fighting together as a team, so that was good to see. Honestly I only came to this film to see them and see them work together and I got my wish, if I only came here to see Toby be amazing I would give this movie a C-, but I also wanted to See Andrew and for him to get respect after being shafted by some fans and the studio. But at the end of the day this is touched by Sony a little too much, and after seeing that trash as venom part two i’m just glad that it’s not as terrible as that movie, so for me it’s an A-, Fantastic movie but it did have problems but the problems didn’t really take me out the movie so yea.
GGO GAMMA ❤️
2021-12-19 17:42:30 +0000 UTC5.5/10 I hope everyone reads this. Ok here’s what I got. Positives, this movie has some emotion, a lot of nostalgia (not exploited properly), and an outstanding performance from the Goblin (But how is the best character of the film not even originally a Disney character? Says a lot). It also has the merit of being entertaining despite the weak plot (aka eye candy). Now let’s wreck this movie. Tom Holland is the same trusting, naive, stubborn kid throughout the trilogy, he didn’t learn shit from the Avengers, nor from Stark, nor from his experience with Vulture & Mysterio. He trusts villains AGAIN !!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? We finally move from a Peter Parker flying in private jets and getting hi-tech suits to the actual Peter Parker, the broke student who struggles to make ends meet and reconciles his hero and private lives. But it happens in the last 15 minutes of the TRILOGY. You can miss me right now with that shit. The acting was decent at best, Dafoe & Zendaya delivered the only good acting for my taste. Happy needs to die, he's useless and not funny. NED needs to die. The second I saw that spark in his hand I had an attack on titan kind of vision of where this shit was going. This guy is only here because we need to include a fat Hawaiian for comedy relief. Fuck him with every fiber of my body. Dr Strange proved he can’t even be good as a side character, let alone pilot his own movie or trilogy. He went out of character and did something as irresponsible as warping reality for a kid’s whims, and he couldn’t even do it properly. This plot device was dumber than E saying a car dealership is “out of service”. The action and direction were ok at times but mostly underwhelming, not at all what I expected from 3 fucking spidermen fighting together, they were mostly dodging, and they did my boy Tobey dirty. The villains were snatched right before they died, but then when they were cured, they were sent back …. right to the moment they were about to DIE ??? The spider sense was again inconsistent af. A nigga can dodge lightning and sense Goblin’s intentions from across the room but can’t sense a knife. Miss me with this weak bs. Speaking of writing, I’m sick and tired of Disney trying to please 5 year olds more than the rest of us. Taking tension away from serious scenes to add an unfunny, expected, extended and awkward joke has gotten on my nerve for the last time. I’m ready to stop watching Disney Marvel forever unless I see Eternals quality. The end credit scenes were both pointless and could be removed, nothing would change. And last but not least, I cannot turn my brain off no matter how hard I try, so I’ll say it anyway. When you fight a dude who is literally sand, he should be able to enter your body and blow you up from the inside. When you fight a dude who can open portals at will, he should be able to teleport you to a desert island in the Indian Ocean. But I guess we’re supposed to be dumb to watch this shit. This is a C movie, and the only reason it doesn’t get a D is because I didn’t get bored and the Goblin effed me up. A regular watcher who hasn’t seen the previous Spider man films would be within their right if they gave it an F because the movie can’t stand on its own and relies too much on nostalgia and previous knowledge.
Simo
2021-12-19 07:25:53 +0000 UTC
