Titea

Side Note;
  I have healing Poison Oak on my breast, my thighs and calves. Its not cat scratches! Mae West is a little love who doesn't scratch her mommy. 

 Anyways, I brewed up this magically delicious breast enhancing tea which I have brilliantly named, "Titea". There are many reasons why you should drink it, but foremost, I am so passionate about it because it could put an end to the disgusting torture of the horses that create Premarin, a female hormone replacement drug. As women age, estrogen drops and eventually menopause sets in. Even before menopause, many women experience the symptoms of low estrogen which include vaginal dryness, thinning of the vaginal wall, both of which make sex painful and unappealing, lack of sex drive due to reduced hormones, sagging and shrinking breasts, hair in unwanted areas, hot flashes, irritating mood swings, and more. Unfortunately, the number one doctor prescribed method for "managing symptoms" is Premarin or one of its derivatives, both by pill and cream. Here's how it's made; Female horses (mares), are forced into small stalls not much wider than their bodies, to limit their movement where they are expected to live in giant indoor factory barns. They are kept pregnant to amp up the estrogen hormone their bodies create during pregnancy. A catheter or urine catch is strapped on and they are starved of water to make their urine more potent with the desired hormones which will be harvested from their pregnant urine and made into pills and creams and prescribed to millions of women without mention of how the drug was created. The product of these pregnancies are thousands of baby horses that are mostly taken to slaughter house feed lots. Some of the female baby horses will be raised just to endure the same awful life as their mother. The production of Premarin has now mostly been moved overseas where there are no animals rights laws and their fates are all the worse. A few Canadian and US farms still produce for Premarin and some try to get the foals adopted, but there are so many unwanted babies and old broken and traumatized mares that the majority still end up in American slaughter houses. This is the life our beloved Blue Jasmine endured. We suspect she's had at least 10 babies. Being pregnant while also being confined to a cage where you can't move for 6 months at a time has disfigured her body, and urine collection process has destroyed her bladder which makes her pee in strange ways.. When Jasmine came to me, we're barely ever were able to touch jet for almost two years. She hated all humans and was always worried. If we walked into her pasture she assumed we were going to abuse her and she would get immediate diarrhea from her gut wrenching fear. She once even kicked me straight in the head. (I'm fine obviously, but it showed me how deep her distrust of humans went). It took the brave patience of Caitlin Mogensen six months just to be able to walk up to her and eventually halter her. She still runs and snorts and her eyes roll back in fear whenever we work with her, but she is staring to heal emotionally. Just yesterday, a girl visited us and Jasmine came right up to her and let the girl pet her head. Sometimes she lets me scratch her neck for a little while. She's improving with time and lots of oats (horse crack) and love. Both River and Targaryen are the offspring from mares who were subjects of the Premarin Industry. River was just a fuzzy baby in a feed lot about to meet his end in the slaughter house with a big beautiful mare who had stopped producing potent hormones and was discarded with the babies to the slaughter lot. They were saved and brought to the ranch by a woman who ran a rescue here previously. The mare was so thin that no one knew she was still pregnant. They sent a pregnant mare to slaughter because her pee wasn't producing enough estrogen. One day she lay down in the pasture and surprised the world with a blonde baby! River, who was still a baby, was already traumatized by being taken from his mother and put in a slaughter house lot of terrified animals confined by cages they have no way of escaping. When horses sense danger, they run. But here, they smell the fear and death of their friends, and they can't even run. The horses are moved through shoots and ones with electric tasers. It's totally fucked. And it totally fucked up Rivers little baby brain. He wouldn't let anyone touch him. If you offered him a treat he would creep up neck stretched as far as possible, lips stretching to reach his treat, while he stays as far away as possible from the scary humans. Eventually I was able to touch his face so long as I was sitting, and so long as I kept his grain bucket filled. Even still, I couldn't make much progress beyond that, so I asked my trainer for help. It took him a few months and eventually he started walking up to her and sniffing her! Once his fearful survivor mode faded, and he felt more and more comfortable to be himself, his personality started to shine through! He was the most curious of all the horses! Being an orphan, he had no clue what was what, and it was great fun watching him discover every little thing himself. One day we were training him in the barn and Targaryen was calling to him outside. River, who believed in himself above all else, lowered his head, pawed the ground and ran head first straight through the barn wall! I wasn't mad, I was just proud that he believed in himself and was brave enough to go for what he wanted. Targaryen, being the baby of a mare who had adopted producing estrogen and had probably recieved hormone stimulants to try and get her to produce while she was pregnant with him, was born with one testicle that wouldn't drop. He had too much estrogen and it was going to be an expensive surgery to remove it. I know that when my boyfriend starts getting sassy and gaining feminine weight (belly and chesticles) from drinking too much beer (heavy in estrogen) I feed him lots of carrots which have a unique fiber that removes excess estrogen from the body. Of course horses love carrots! Targaryen had 12 large carrots every day and two months later his second ball dropped and he didn't need the expensive surgery after all. But then I had two extremely horny young stallions, which was funny to watch them constantly play battle for dominance and hump each other, but stallions are dangerous and difficult and total pests to mares. So I had them gelded (deballed) together. They recovered with the loving daddy affection of Cooper who had watched in terror as his little boys went under the knife. He thought we were killing them and had a panic attack so awful that he lost his voice yelling at us, and he dug holes all alongside the barn trying to dig his way in so he could stomp us and save his buddies. Cooper was so relieved when we woke the boys up from anesthesia and he saw them alive again. Horses have intensely emotional social lives. They care deeply for each other, and if you are good and loving, they will care deeply for you. Horses have helped humans discover the earth, win wars, farming crops and herd animals, they're thre measure of power in the engines that replaced their work of dragging us around this world, they started the mail delivery system, and have too often been considered disposable after all they've done for us. This Premarin Industry is a great insult to all that horses through the ages have already sacrificed at our command.
  So ladies if you're getting older but you don't want to, drink Titea and save the horses!!! Or make your own Fenugreek tea! Or buy products that don't come from animal hormones! Or just change your diet to reduce alcohol, refined carbs, sugar and caffeine, the main symptom inducers! Just do your research and don't perpetuate this sadness. 

   So that's why I'm creating this drink to offer to the public. Premarin hit its 2 billion dollar a year high in 2001. Then reporters started sneaking in Farms and taking pictures of the atrocities, and sales are down to just under a billion a year, which is still just under a billion too much. And now im going to have to make overseas horse rescues! If I were making that money instead of Premarin, I would buy and turn all their farms into beautiful wedding venue rescues, making an ugly thing a beautiful one.
  Titea is made with Fenugreek tea, coconut milk, Shatavari, Maca, Cinnamon, Maple Sugar and Cocoa. The most renowned benefits include; Rounder, fuller breasts, Pleasurable Nipple Sensitivity, Increased Vaginal Wetness, Thicker Vaginal Walls, Increased Libido, Thyroid Regulation, Lower Blood Pressure, Lower Blood Sugar, Increased Insulin Sensitivity, Antiinflamatory, Liver Protection, Makes your sweat and pee smell like Maple Syrup, Lowers Risk of Heart Attack, Cleanses the Blood, Mild Diuretic (less than caffeine), Supresses Appetite, uh, what else. There's more even. It's just the best and it makes you feel sexy and smell sexy and everyone's all attracted to you because your hormones are on point.. yeah. I know, everybody wants some! Working on professional bottling, and a powdered formula I hope to have ready next week so it can ship worldwide and you can add any milk you want. But for now, I'm happy to share the recipe, and if you're in Sonoma County, I'll brew some up for you to pick up.
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