I Just Dont Understand

@bokehandloom is turning fantasies to realities again! She's currently booking for February and March shoots... get in while you can! These photos are forever.

WARNING.

DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED/ DISTURBED.

You've been warned. 

He superman dives onto the padded massage table and lets out a deep sigh of relaxation. I get to work. "Oooo honey, ooooohhh yesssss" he never stops with the feedback. But today, something new pops into his head.. "You know, with those pigtails you look EXACTLY like my granddaughter..." I can sense where this is headed. "Don't get your panties in a twist!" He knows that's not the thing to say on this situation, but he can't help himself from admitting this, "She's almost seventeen! In my day, a girl could marry and have kids, as was natural. Im gonna tell ya something cause you love my dirty jokes! So she comes over to my house in these hot little yoga pants, and she unrolls her yoga mat right outside my office window. I got the full view of her and here's the thing... I think she knows it, she's doing it on purpose, to TEASE ME!... So she starts bending over, legs spread, just staying just like that, putting every bit of herself on display through those paper thin yoga pants... I'm in my sweatpants, so I stick my hand in and start masturbating, thinking about her perfect tight little virgin, I hope!, pussy... I swear to god I never came so fast and so hard in my life! So I'm gonna call you Michelle, that's her name. I'm gonna pretend you're her, you won't mind.." I must have stopped massaging him, because he somehow realized I didn't think this story was sexy or hilarious, so he helps me "sympathize", "don't worry, we're not technically blood related, she's adopted. Let me tell ya.. my daughter... NEVER could have produced anything so fucking beautiful.. mmm!" 

And FYI this man is in a political office position, figures. 

   He turns over suddenly his belly rippling with the velocity of his whale spin. He looks me in the eyes, his smouldering, "Michelle... take off those pants, they're much too tight for you honey. Come over here... sit on Grampys lap.." He wiggles his Caterpillar eyebrows and chuckles..

He is client 2 of 6 today, but I only make it to 5 because..

  Client 5 knocks at the door. I've been warned. He doesn't want a nude massage. I am to wear a nice dress. I recieve this message, "I left a nice dress on the table for him". I read this as, I should put on this nice dress that was left on the table for his massage. It's much too big for me, a blue and silver sequin tube top mini dress that won't stay up because it's like a giant tube with no straps! He knocks.. I tuck the dress under my armpits to hold it up. He's a very normal looking, fit man in his late 30s? He stares at my dress bewildered. "Why are you wearing my dress?" I got it then. "I'm so sorry! I didn't understand!" I start pulling it down to hand to him, and im nude beneath. He is blasted in the eyes with my sudden nudity and shields his face as he crys out, "Mommy NO!". For once, I am unsure how to react.. I just say, "what?" He huddles on the chair in the corner like Stuey from the old Saturday Night Live. He starts sticking his thumb.. "Put your dress on Mommy... Give me mine.." ok... im honestly not sure if this is serious or what's happening..  I hurriedly get dressed and toss him "his dress". He runs to the bathroom to change in privacy. When he comes out he has on lipstick and dabbed it on his cheeks as well. He's wearing the blue and silver tube top dress, and with his index finger in his mouth he shyly asks me, "Do you like my new dress Mommy?" I am coming to terms with "this is not a joke".  "Uhm... yes! It's so sparkly! Uh... would you like a massage?" He shakes his head back and forth, 'no', and I wonder, what's next? He pulls down the tube top and starts pinching his own nipples. "OW MOMMY YOU'RE HURTING YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS!" And then he starts doing my voice while I sit down shocked and watching this strange movie play out. "YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD LITTLE GIRL AND MOMMY NEEDS TO PUNISH YOU SO YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT HER AGAIN!" He slaps himself against his own face, hard. I make that face you make when you're watching a uncomfortable thing happen that you also can't stop from happening.. He is completely in his own world now, and im just here to watch it happen while sitting pretty in my nice dress. "WHAAAAAT did I DO mommy!?!" He spanks himself hard and I see he gets an erection under his sparkle tube dress. He whacks at it like whack a mole, his face furiously violent! Then he stops a beat and starts wailing crying, "Mommy, do you have to pee in my mouth again?" He sobs real tears. "YES, NOW OPEN UP!" He pulls out his dick and opens his mouth while bending over, which is when I stand up, walk out the door and call it an early day. Experiences like this made me want to become a sexual health therapist, which I hilariously did for a very short time, and I will share those stories as well one day when I find the time.