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The Wrong Tower - M4A

You are a dragon, a fairy tale creature of fire and greed. Stories tell of your hunger for gold and penchant for ransoming princesses, but to tell the truth you've never stolen a thing, and you can hardly breathe fire in the best of times. When a charming prince breaks into your tower, you realize perhaps your story can be rewritten... 

Comments

“Prince Charming with none of the charm” Um. Excuse you? Seemed pretty charming to me. 😠

Stephanie

Hehe thank youuuu! Yes it was very awkward and sweet, and I'm so glad it came across 😁💕

This_Guy_Eli

once again your story telling has us all blushing. just as you expected fire, when you'd say "sooo" starting the next subject - i was waiting for "do you come here often" lol. this was brilliant, Eli! Thank you!

Brooklynn Barr

I must say that I love you singing, it shows a real and vivid price in there, so funny and careful, little humour…anyway thank you, Eliiii!!!!

Patricia Evelyn

This is so sweet just like some Disney story! I can imagine wonderful movie scenes in my head and you are soooo talented Eli, this will make me have a good dream tonight❤️❤️🥰

Patricia Evelyn

Aww I'm sorry your day was shit, but I'm glad that I could help! 💕💕

This_Guy_Eli

Fun audios like this are the perfect cure for a shit day thank god I waited ❤️

Its_EsterB

Awwww you are too sweet Madeleine!!! 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

One of your favorites! Yay! Thank you so much, Jay! I'm so glad you liked it! 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

I do suck, lol. Hehe Carrie!!! Thank you so much for this lovely comment! I myself am a sick freak who enjoys postmodern fantasy because I love digging into the philosophy and silliness of it all, and this was a fun little way for me to make that into something tasty for you all. Also a way for me to play a prince charming "on stage" again 😁💕

This_Guy_Eli

Awww, Val!!! I hope it was a good cry 😭💕

This_Guy_Eli

Yay!!! It always makes my day knowing that someone was able to find some peace and comfort in my work... Thank you so much, Tropey. For listening and appreciating it, and for sharing your thoughts and feelings 🥰💕💕

This_Guy_Eli

Jaciiiiiii!!!!! I had a feeling given your recent commission that the singing would be fun for you haha! I'm so glad you liked it 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

You are so very welcome, Ren! Thank YOU for listening! 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

Aww thank you! I always try to make unique and interesting things for you all 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

Hehe thank youuuuuu! It was a really silly idea I've had just sitting in my tabs for a while, and spooky/monsterfucker season seemed the right time to bring it out 😁💕💕

This_Guy_Eli

Aww thank you so much 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

Hahaha goals 😁💕

This_Guy_Eli

You are so welcome as always, deja 🥰💕

This_Guy_Eli

Can anyone say voice of a Disney Prince?

Madeleine Buttitta

OK this was a lot of fun and it was very cute, I think this became one of my favorites 💗💖

Jennifer

Well… shucks.. hey, hi, hello, Eli, let’s uh.. cut to the chase .. this one, this one right here, it’s kinda fricken sick. First, loovvee the theatrical expression in this, so fitting, fun, and comedic with the exaggerated sound design and performance in the intro. I adore the depth, charm, and silliness you brought to this character, AND the sick pipes 😛😮‍💨. This narrative and his awareness expressing/acknowledging his faults served well with the metafiction. Doood I delighted in that throughout. Woo postmodern fantasy 😛 !! It’s heartening the direction you approach encouraging and praising the listener relative/symbolic to the story. It’s cool, impactful and significantly cute paired with the spill of nervy admirations and initial attraction. Thank you sm, sick SFX, hell yeah, especially at the beginning annd the armor undressing !!! also wooooo moanyyyy, ahhh, niiiiccee !!! eff bah !!! I cannot stress enough I’m a weirdy thx for reading I can’t believe I do this you suck xxp

Carrie

This was so tender omg I cried at the end 😭🥺

ValWoops

Eli, I have had a ball of stress in the pit of my stomach all day, but when I realized what you were doing with the singing I bust up laughing and felt like genuine delight for the first time today and it went away. So thank you VERY much for that. Also I am counting my guesses as COMPLETELY accurate because I threw out "princesses, wizards, dragons" and all three were mentioned in the first two minutes. We will ignore the "high profile criminals" because I threw it out as a "just in case somehow I've been outsmarted" guess XD The quietly trying to speed past "never expected the dragon to be more attractive than the princess" was ADORABLE. I love princes who know how silly they are. It's such an like id thing for me ahaha. Really I'm just drawn to people who know their own silliness and lean into it. *What a mystery I love your work so much.* Also sometimes I feel like in your audios your characters get so lost in pleasuring the listener that their own noises of orgasmic release get buried under that focus, so it was nice to hear just like those blissful pretty noises on their own this time. The fire breathing line genuinely did make me laugh. And the pillow fight so cute T_T I will never cease to be a fan of silly + sexy woven so seamlessly together.

tropey

Eeelllliiii!!!!!! ELLLLIIIIIIII!!!!!!! I absolutely loved this!!! This was such a fun take on the whole rescuing the princess fantasy trope!!!!! The little song you sang at the beginning was amazing!!! You really do have such a lovely voice! This one is getting added to my list of faves!!! Terrific job eli

jacijoan

This was amazing!! Thank you for this wonderful audio Eli! 💚

Void

This was so cute!! You come up with the most wonderfully creative ideas and they’re a joy to listen to 😊

Hannah

Eli only you would make a nsfw audio about a dragon the sweetest most romantic thing ever….like dude this was fucking adorable…I loved how nervous you acted when the dragon transformed….I’m gonna scream into the void now….keep up the good work 🥹

Artemis

This was just adorable 💜

Kidda

god I’ve always wanted to be a hot dragon. Thanks, charming 😉

Moira

awww eli this was so cute thank you ❤️❤️

deja


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