Do this one, or skip it?
Added 2017-06-03 16:33:40 +0000 UTC*Scene - God in heaven, letting people in and sending people to hell.*
God - Up. Down. Up. Down. Down. *bored sigh* Hey, everyone, let’s take a little break from judgment for a while, okay?
Jeffery - I think that would be a nice change of pace, God.
God - Cool. How about a funny joke?
Jeffery - Sounds good. Whatcha got? Knock knock joke? Rabbi, priest, and an Imam walk into a bar? Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled...
*God holds up Trump’s severed head*
*Everyone gasps*
God - Ha ha ha! Ya get it?
Jeffery - Um...NO!
God - I’m being a comedian. It’s a joke. You know...a little jokey joke...
Jeffery - What joke? Where’s the punch line?
God - Decapitation.
*God laughs hysterically, bringing himself to tears, but nobody else laughs*
God - You know? Decapitation.
Random guy - This is not right.
Jeffery - Now you’ve done it.
Random guy - Does God have advertisers? They need to be pulled.
God - But.
Random guy - Violence is not okay.
God - It’s not real. It’s just plastic. *Tosses head down, hollow noise*
Random guy - It’s a threat.
God - No, I didn’t threaten him.
Random guy - You’re inciting violence.
*crowd gets angry at God, starts booing*
*Scene - Hell. Two guys are burning alive, looking up at heaven*
Guy 1 - It’s kinda surprising to see God screw up like that.
Guy 2 - Yeah, you’d think God of all people would understand that his followers don’t approve of such violence.
*They look at each other for a few seconds*
Guy 1 - Hey...remember when we had skin?
Guy 2 - Ha! Good times.
