Naruto: F*** - Marry - Kill

F kurenai, marry tsundae Bc she’s an old lady and when she does I’ll probably get left in her will, and then kill Sakura Bc…I don’t have time for her attitude. Then F Kakashi Bc I just know he can fuck 😭, marry Pain Bc we can talk philosophy all day and it’s my personal belief he has a big ol ****, and then kill Obito Bc ** **** ** **** *******

HazePack309

F Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain. I mean common... look at Kakashi... LOL

Kevin

F Tsunade, marry Kurenai, kill Sakura. Sorry Sakura I love you but your the most useless of the three

Rick Swordfire

F Kurenai, Marry Sakura, kill tsunade

FireLordMikey

F Tsunade marry Sakura kill kurenai. F pain marry kakashi kill tobi. Sorry kurenai and tobi

kevin (btw i'm a girl)

Ooo So this is why u were so hell bent when I said all those things against Sakura, Everything makes sense now. Wow Jeezzzzz

Aditi Sen

F*#k : Tsunade , Marry : Kurenai , Kill : Sakura

Aditi Sen

Marry Tobi F*ck Kakashi Kill Pain

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Alex Omega

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Jagi

Untouched coochie

Quibblee

Whoever says fuck tsunade, yall are weird as fuck! Lmao 🤣 yall really want that rusty coochie?!?

Ever Alezano

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai

NI Hartley

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Useless Sakura

She got that slug princess coochie.

Ya boring

marry sakura, kill kurunai and f tsunade easy

Aaron Diaz

Fuck kurunai, marry Sakura and kill tsunade

Dontrell Durant

I'm gonna be different than all the other plebs Fuck: Tsunade Marry: Sakura Kill: Kurenai I'm respecting Asuma for the one time is all, plus it's something poetic about dying and getting to be with your true lover. Of course it's just two dead people but I'd like to imagine it's sweet. As for Sakura. She would be a bomb ass wife I'm not gonna lie a strong, yet passive, assertive, and hard working woman is insanely attractive to me because personally I feel like someone like that would help me out with my own personal struggles. And all these women would make/have made great mothers so in terms of my kids future it'd be set. Tsunade and I have an insane age gap so for a mutual tap and go I definitely wouldn't mind but anything more than that would probably get awkward and weird and the age difference would definitely become more appearant (she's older than my mother soooo...lmao)

Jerome Green

F: Kurenai/pain. M:Tsunade/kakashi K:Sakura/Tobi.

Ya boring

Ha 69 likes

FUCK: TSUNADE , MARRY: KURENAI, KILL: SAKURA

Fuck: Tsunade Marry: Kurenai Kill: Sakura

Siraj Khalid

Fuck: Kurenai Marry: Sakura Kill: Tsunade (this a GILF y’all trippin)

Adam Goulet

Kill Sakura, Marry Kurenai, fuck Tsunare.... Fuck pain, marry Kakashi, kill toby if you can 😉😉

Juan Fullmetal

Wait wat. She just her red eyes not a sharingan lol

Abdul Manneh

kill toby, fuck pain (all six of them), marry kakashi but divorce after a week to marry my true love: shino

rickie woodson

Fuck Toby, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

TAC3000

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Sakura

TAC3000

Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade and kill Sakura. Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi and kill Toby.

JarJarBonks

Marry sakura, fuck tsunade and kill kurenai

Praga

Fuck tsunade marry Karen's kill Sakura she has no tits

Arnol Martinez

I would 100% marry Sakura not trash, fuck kurenai and kill tsunade she is old its her time to go

yes man

Marry Sakura, Fuck Kurenai (her visual prowess can probably do wonders), and kill Tsunade I guess.

Ace008

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, and kill useless bitch Sakura

This is correct, only it is out of order. Killing Nahid should be top priority.

Jagi

Marry kurenai, fuck Tsunade, and kill Sakura every time

Sharod Croom

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, Kill Tobi

CloudMountainJuror

F Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai

I agree completely with Otaku27

Kelvin Vela

My head: F*** Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Sakura My Heart: F*** Sakura, Marry Kurenai, Kill Tsunade

Otaku27

Fuck Sakura, Marry Tsunade, Kill Kurenai

Fuck Kurenai, Marry Sakura, Kill Tsunade 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

Ibrahim Alavi

Fuck Rana, Marry Rana, Kill Nahid.

SnorlaX

F***: Tsunami, marry Kurenai, kill Sakura.

Jarrell Henderson

F pain k tobi m kakashi

F tsunade k sakura marry kurenai

Approved!

Pervy Sage

Tsunade, y pain 😎

fuck sakura, marry tsunade, kill kurenai (sorry kurenai) fuck daddi kakashi, marry pain, kill tobi

reina

Lmao Yeah fucking wierdos, Lemme just kill her too lmfao

Lomino

M Sakura because we'd be cute sapphic besties for lyfe, F Tsunade because obvious, K Kuranei because its the only option left M Kakashi for the stable paycheck, K Pain because those piercing look ugly, F Tobi became he kinda dangerous 🥵😳

Jamilaaaa

Kill Tobi, Fuck Tobi, Marry Tobi. If you get it you get it.

I would kill Pain, smash Kakashi, and I'd marry Tobi.

Tsunade- fuck for obvious reasons... Kurenai- die because of reasons Sakura- marry because of her character development in Boruto. She's proven to be an amazing mother that has to balance her career along with raising a great child. I don't care if that's spoilery. It's relevant to the question.

Chaos T

I’m killing Sakura because of uselessness, I’m smashing Tsunade one time for the one time because she’s a grand mother (I know she has healing powers but there has to be limits to what she can reverse on her body, Kurenai is getting wifed because why not

_ FlusterCluck

F Kurenai M Tsunade K Sakura

Noah Durette

F Tsunade, M Kurenai, K Sakura F Pain (all 6 if you see what I’m saying 😈), M Kakashi, K Tobi

Matthew Potter

Fuck Sakura, Kill Tsunade, Marry Kurenai

Scar

same order it’s in

dredre8424

lite spoilers yo

MojoJojoGojo

Okay.

MojoJojoGojo

Lets just take note that everyone is in agreement to kill sakura. Everything is right in the world

Chance Stafford

Fuck Tsunade / Marry Kurenai / Kill Sakura Fuck Kakashi / Marry Tobi / Kill Pain At the end of the day Tobi would be fucking hilarious and Tsunade is an old woman

Curtis

Fuck Kurenai, Marry Tsunade, Kill Sakura Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

Connar Woodhead

aight then

Settsu

Tsunade's old only in number. as long as she has chakra she doesn't age. I'd Marry her and F her for the rest of my life lol

chuahsang

dont mention Boruto. the normies don't know who lives and dies in Naruto yet.

chuahsang

I can't agree because to killing Sakura out of these 3 options 'cause Tsunade is literally a badly aged old lady under the illusion. She's as wrinkly as a prune so I have to kill Tsunade based on actual appearances alone even if Tsunade is the best character of the 3. Kurenai isn't even a real character. Then again she looks good but she comes with a baby so i can't marry her just fuck her

Redding Tier

Marry Kurenai, Fuck Tsunade, Kill Sakura.

Conner Simpkins

Lol who put Tobi in the list. Tobi is a good boy *wink*

KimKaiRen

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai and Kill Sakura |

Shaun Forbes

Konan should be on that list!!!

AllGoodNamesRGone

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai and Kill Sakura | Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, and Kill Pain

Vanessa Grijalva

F. Sakura Marry Kurenai Kill Tsunade I chose Sakura bc she needs to get sasuke out of her head 😅 and marry kurenai bc of the baby and kill tsunade bc it’s the only option left 🙃

Jose

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi Kill Toby

Ariel W

With tsunade and sakura in fuck, marry, kill. It’s always a no brainer. You kill sakura always. You fuck tsunade because who doesn’t dream of sleeping with a gilf. And you marry ino, hinata, Kurenai, konan, tamari, you marry the third option always. Make it harder next time.

Rest in peace Sakura. Feels bad.

Rubeeno80

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Synd

Damn why you coming at Kakashi like that though lol

The Normies

F-Tsunade M-kurenai K-Sakura I think this will be common 😂

Storm King

F-Tsunade M-kurenai K-Sakura

Bayar Bajelori

F - Kakashi M - Kakashi K - Sakura

Sanatea

f tsunade, marry kurenai (she's probably the most wifey material realistically)... And Sakura, I'm sorry but Imma have to do it to ya (and not in a good way)

Justin Neason

F - Tsunade - She is 51 in part 1 and I am in my mid 20s. Let's be honest, we all thought about this at some point in our lives. If you give me the option to marry Tsunade when she is younger then I'd change this to marry Tsunade. M - Kurenai - We are around the same age, she is beautiful, chill, and would make a great wife K - Sakura - No explanation needed

Sanatea

And Suraj is like: Orochimaru, Orochimaru, Orochimaru XD

Chris Poveroni

I am going to go with Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura

Dominic Caciappo

F - Tsunade M - Kurenai K - Sakura

Temperistic

Pain

Mackendie

Fuck pain for sure cause its like fucking 6 at once lul So It should be like F - Tsunade / Pain M - Kurenai / Kakashi K - Sakura / Tobi

Gabriel Moreira

Sakura is one of the worst female characters in anime so she is automatically getting killed mercilessly. Anyone that isn't insane would agree.

L.C.

F and Marry Tsunade. She may be old but she doesn't age.. I would age faster than her so that's cool with me and I'm loyal so I wouldn't F kurenai while marrying Tsunade lol Kill Sakura and Karin together

chuahsang

F-Tsunade/pain M- Sakura/kakashi K-kurenai/tobi

Liam D

K- Sakura PERIOD

BS

F Tsunade (because she is so beautiful, but too old for me to marry, since I'm a still 19) M - In reality Kurenai, because we both calm and nice. But I like Sakura more, but I don't think I can match her ideal type in the long run

F - Kakashi M - Kurenai (since I can't choose Kakashi again T_T) K- Sakura

Mikestrike

A lotta weirdos instantly went kill sakura and their reason, shes underage... am i here thinking the sakura i know is categorized as a milf now... but whatever, I'll let yall keep your way of thinking Fuck- Tsunade Marry- Kurenai Kill- Sakura

Michael Lopez-Zayas

F- Tsunade M-Sakura K- Kurenai F- Kakashi M- Pain K- Tobi

Isaiah Cox

Killing Kurenai for sure

Kingjasco

F Tsunade M Sakura K Kurenai F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

Cristina Totino

F Kurenai M Tsunade K Sakura

Nathaniel Catindig

males: F - Pain (pay one get 6) M - Kakashi, ofc. K - Tobi famales: F - Tsunade M - Kurenai (cause she's a keeper) K - Sakura (she's 17 fam)

It's not genjutsu, she actually is young, but if she runs out of chakra she will rapidly age until she has recovered.

Kaylon Lencrerot

F Tsunade M Kurenai K Sakura

Akram A.

F - Sakura M - Kurenai K - Tsunade Don't forget, Tsunade's current appearance is genjutsu that I'm pretty sure would not work in the bedroom. And Kurenai seems nice and mentally stable. Maybe I just sympathize with her since I'm a widower.

Sean Mumford

F-Tsunade. K-sakura M-Kurenai

Nick Comfort

F - Tsunade | M - Sakura | K - Kurenai

Agha

F- Tsunade M- Sakura K- Kurenai What can I say, I don't like Kurenai. She tried to Genjutsu Itachi. REALLY? And Sakura looks very nice as an adult. Plus, she settles down personality wise.

godUsoland

F Pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi

holyfuzazzle

Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura

Aidin the SEX GOD McDickens

F Tsunade

Bourbon

F- Kurenai M- Sakura K- Tsunade F- Pain M- Kakashi K- Tobi

Victoria

Yall trippin if you ain’t marrying Sakura. She’s shown she’s a ride or die. If you die, Kohan will start hanging with your best friend lol. And Tsunade will do the same “special gesture” she did for you for other guys!

ChiGuy2019

Marry Kurenai F Tsunade AND RIP Sakura because She Definitely dead as a door knob she didn't stand a chance 🤣🤣

F: Tsunade/Pain M: Kurenai/Kakashi K:Tobi/Sakura

F: Pain

LUCY C.

Fuck/party Tsunade marry Kurenai kill Sakura with a smile on my face. Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, kill Tobi

kinky28

F-Tsunade M-Kurenai K-Sakura F-Pain M-Kakashi K-Tobi If we're talking all the characters introduced so far... F:(ranked from 1st to last) Kurenai,Konan,Anko,Tsunade, Tayuya(even in her second form),Ino,Haku(yeah i said it),Sakura,Hinata,Temari K: Tenten (most useless) M: Shizune (this probably says something about me but i feel like she's underappreciated as Tsunade's assistant.putting up with her bs to make sure things are running smoothly.)

F - Tsunade, M - Kurenai, K - Sakura

AnEnthusiasticKoala

K SAKURA - F SAKURA - M TSUNADE so I can have all the F I want

Hassan

Weird lol

MojoJojoGojo

F Kurenai/ M Tsunade/ Kill Sakura

MojoJojoGojo

F-tsunade, M-sakura, kill-kurenai

Daniel

F Kurenai , M Tsunade,K Sakura , F Pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi

F - Kurenai M - Kakashi K - I mean we all know from these characters right lol

Faizan Ahmad

F tsunade M kurenai K sakura

Ryan

F Pain because there's probably a lot of freaky s*** he's into. - Dustin.

The Normies Staff

Hmm. I like how you changed your answer after people mentioned Sakura being 16.

Max

F - Tsunade M - Kurenai K - Sakura

Acoleyte

what... tsunade is the best girl behind hinata

cade-carter

M: Sakura F: Tsunade and by process of elimination K: Kurenai

David Zimmerman

F - Sakura M- Kurenai K- Tsunade

Lean Green Fighting Machine

K: Pain and F: Tobi

David Zimmerman

M: Kakashi of course

David Zimmerman

F - Kurenai M - Sakura K - Tobi

Kill t marriage with kakashi f pain——kill sakura marriage with btt and f kurenai

F: Tsunade/Pain M: Kurenai/Kakashi K: Sakura/Tobi

Denver Gray

F Tsunade, Marry Sakura and Kill Kurenai cause I find her the least interesting out of the 3.

I don't think we could even kill Tsunade if we wanted to lmao

Fred Carmichael

F Tsunade, M Sakura, K Kurenai F pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi.

TrixieTurner

F - Sakura M - Kurenai K - Tsunade (because she can revive herself)

Fuzrok

M: Tsunade, K: Kurenai and F: Sakura

William Sachs

F Kurenai. M Tsunade. Kill Sakura!!!

Fuck kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura Mary Kakashi Fuck Pain ( because there's six of them and summer female) Kill Tobi

CodePhoenix13

Marry Kakashi, fuck pain and kill tobi😭

Richard Cabanas

Marry Pain and get a harem!

Stig_Ove

Same

F*** Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

MrBulldog714

Pain? if you wanna f*** a corpse lol

Quinton Teratino

F Kurenai M Tsunade K Sakura F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

MOB12

F kurenai M tsunade K sakura F tobi M kakashi (my fav) k pain

Matthew Beltran

Female characters; Fuck Sakura Marry Kurenai Kill Tsunade Male Characters; Fuck pain Marry Kakashi Kill Tobi

Brad Harding

well she technically isn't underage she's a grown arse woman right now in boruto, but yes she's underage where they are at in the story

Matthew Daniel Griffiths

Fuck Tsunade: Bad asf when she was a young adult and now. Though will prob kill my ass if we had an argument. Marry Kurenai: Everything about her is amazing, expect that time she tried to use Genjutsu on fucking Itachi. Kill da hoe Sakura: Just a simp and thot at its finest🤷🏽‍♂️

Alex cleveland

Female: F Tsunade M Sakura K Kurenai Male: F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

You could just pretend its boruto sakura

Matthew Beltran

I kill all of them.

Lateralusian (Clem)

Female: KFM, Male: FMK

F Kurenai, M Tsunade, K Sakura

Quinton Campbell

Fuck Tsunade , Marry Kurenai , Kill Sakura Fuck Pain , Marry Kakashi , kill Tobi

Gerard Lelouch

I mean...sakura is still underage but whatever floats some of you guys pervy boats.

KevinFromNewYork

Fuck Tsunade: Hot but a gambling addict. Marry Kurenai: Because shes partner for life. Kill Sakura: ... Fuck/Marry: Kakashi Kill: Tobi, Pain

Quench thevoid

That is to easy of course I would M: Tsunade cuz them we could F whenever we want, I would F: Kurenai and K: Sakura cuz she kind of annoying af. if I was gay I would F:Kakashi K:Obito and M:pain cuz come on gangbang alert !!!! and whenever I want, hell yeah that's a damm good deal 6 dudes for one baby !!!!

jose giron

Fuck Kurenai marry Tsunade kill Sakura unfortunately because I actually like her character

Bliss 28

Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, kill Tobi

Emily

Fuck Tsunade Marry Sakura Kill Kurenai

Luke

I mean Sakura underage so gotta kill her fuck tsunade marry kurenai, feel like tsunadewould do my head as a wife

c lemoar

Female characters: Fuck Tsunade Marry Sakura Kill Kurenai Male characters: Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi Kill Tobi

Sally

Females: F Tsunade, M Kurenai, KKKKK Sakura. Males (fuck it): F Pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi (annoying af)

Sam

M tsunade

Kk Napier

F: Tsunade M: Sakura K: Kurenai

M. Kurenai; kakashi F. Tsunade; pain K. Sakura; tobi

Ed

F:Sakura M:Tsunade K:Kurenai

Kevin Kovacs

Female characters: M - Tsunade K - Sakura F - Kurenai Male characters: F - Tobi M - Kakashi K - Pain

Pervy Sage

Fuck kurenai marry tsunade kill sakura

King of The Trees 06

Yeah I think we all agree here

Austin Speight

whoever you put for kill: Good luck 😂

Deiondre0

Fuc*k kunerai Marry tsunade (since she can keep looking young) Kill sakura

Jamil Hicks

Easy: kill Toby, fuck Pain and marry Kakashi

Melissa

This is to easy. F Tsunade, M Kurenai and take Sakura to the woods for a neck massage.

Robert Quill

F Tsunade, M Kurenai , K Sakura

MihoKiryu

Tbf, no one should be fucking a minor *Chris Hansen is watching*

Zee

Out of all of them only sakura is a minor so put her aside.. I'll fuck tobi, tsunade, kurenai🥰 Kill pain 💔 Marry kakashi ❤

raesh

This is the best choice

Zee

F: Kurenai M: Tsunade K: Kakashi

Pride

She not real just a drawing

Abdul Manneh

Fu*K: Tsuna Marry: Sakura (when she's older) Kill: Pein But coulda been better options 😋

Yes, useless Kurenai

Zee

Definitely fuck Tsunade, marry Kurenai, and kill Sakura. No hate on Sakura but at this point...well she's 16, and I ain't about to go to ninja prison and get the Thousand Years of Death for some cherry blossom booty. Edit: And reasoning for the others: Tsunade feels like she'd be fun and would probably be more chill and down for a one night thing rather than a committed relationship based on her past and personality. And Kurenai, even with a bun in the oven and big shoes to fill in terms of the man in her life...well she's a classy lady and, if she'd have, I'd have no issue settling down and making her my forever girl (points if you get the reference).

Mrryn

bro????

Shamal Williams

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Kurenai.

James Watters

Fuck tsunade, marry kurenai, kill sakura

Lmfao it's pretty easy to guess who's going to be picked as "kill" for the females.

Chaos T

Fuck Tsunade, marry Kurenai and obliterate Sakura with the heat of a thousand suns.

Shockzz1234

M Kurenai F Sakura K Tsunade (she’s old ppls like mid 60’s let that old 🐱 go)

Pro_Hero

Marry Sakura, Fuck Kurenai and kill Tsunade. Tsunade is literally old as hell under that illusion, it'd be like marrying or fucking Melisandre from GOT.

Redding Tier

F. Sakura M. Kurenai K. Tsunade

Burntberries

Have a gangbang with the paths of pain Marry kurenai Kill sakura

Abdul Manneh

Fuck - Tsunade Marry - Sakura (She looks good later on) Kill - Kurenai (initially chose to kill Sakura but I realise marriage with Kurenai would be boring) Fuck - Pain ( i'm getting a sixsome and he's voice does it for me lol) Marry - Kakashi (obviously) Kill - Tobi (if I married Tobi I would eventually kill his annoying ass)

DAki

- Male - Kill Pain Fuck Tobi Marry Kakashi - Female - Kill Sakura Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai

Corey

Fuck kurenai marry tsunade and kill sakura

Kingmarquiz317

F: Lady T M: sakura K:kurenai

IBOXATNIGHT23

K: Sakura

Zachary Aranda

M: tsunade

Zachary Aranda

F:kurenai

Zachary Aranda

Marry Tsunade Fuck Kurenai Kill Sakura

Alucard

Female characters: - Tsunade (F) - Sakura (K) - Kurenai (M) Male characters: - Tobi (K) - Kakashi (F) - Pain (M)

Kami Shemoo

F*** - Tsunade Marry - Kurenai Kill -Sakura F*** - Kakashi Marry - Tobi Kill - Pain

Marcb92

Fuck tsunade, marry kurenai, fuck Sakura and then kill her, and then fuck pain

nibseyle

Remember y’all if you fuck Pain that probably includes the Paths too 😩🙏🏽

Melissa

Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura ❤❤❤

Zero Requiem

F: Tsunade M: Sakura K: Kurenai I said what I said.

LeafShinoB

This would have been a challenge if Hinata or Anko was in the list. F*** - Sakura Marry - Tsunade Kill - Kurenai

PKKite

Fuck: Tsunade. Marry: Tsunde - Melons for life 👅 Kill: Kurenai - she has a baby (baggage) and used a genjutsu on a Uchiha I ain’t fucking the bro’s, bro & Sakura is a minor

Zee

Sakura 16 bro....

Matthew Knell

This

Drakuse

Fuck Tsunade. Marry Kurenai. Kill Sakura

Saitama

I’d kill Sakura, Marry Tsunade, and Fuck Kurenai.... fuck Sakura.

Shamal Williams

I’m fucking everyone single person on both lists

D.j. Lachmandas

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Freddupe