#140: Fall, Medium or Large

Ok but JPC, if you were a mummy who hadn’t moved their joints in many centuries, you’d be moving pretty slowly too.

Cory Morgan

Time for some fun candy facts: (1) The reason why Hershey “kisses” are called that is because when the chocolate comes out of the factory machine, it makes a kiss sound. (2) So the DumDums mystery flavor is actually quite interesting. Basically, when a batch of a particular flavor, let’s say Orange for example, is being produced, and the last batch for that flavor is completed, but the Orange batter left isn’t enough for a whole new batch, they’ll mix in a new flavor, let’s say Watermelon for example, and they’ll start a batch of mystery flavor until the first flavor batter has run out, and then the new flavor batch will begin. So to sum it up, mystery flavor is just a combination of two random flavors because the company doesn’t want to waste excess batter between each flavor batch.

Cory Morgan

If Erin remembered who Freddy Krueger was, she wouldn't have said "medium". Erin having to stay awake? Nah...

Bunkle

very late to this but so happy to hear some dippin' dots representation

Kayley

I need the list so I can play with my friends!

Brian Linares

As far as salt pepper mixes: that is literally what we have at Panera in the kitchen. If you want just salt or just pepper you have to get a packet from the dining room

JPC out here truly representing the existential dread of our climate future and how it randomly pops into my head...

Oof bubblegum and root beer are not even fit for human consumption

Tyler Dennis

Absolute bull pucky. Butterscotch is limping along with bubblegum and rootbear in the middle tier. The fruit flavors always come out on top.

Zigzagman

JPC saying he doesn’t understand why there’s sour flavors when there’s chocolate is so funny to me. I hate most chocolate unless it’s very dark and love sour candies the most. I also can’t stand mint or caramel so I pretty much only eat sour or fruity candy. Also, Adal is right about smarties.

Nadine Garcia

Also hot take but butterscotch is near the top of the pack for dum dum flavors

Tyler Dennis

"Stankenstein" was right there, ripe for the picking

Tyler Dennis

i had a relapse of anger from the last time you talked about the new invisible man being good because it was so terrible in so many inconceivable ways RIP either way i am not afraid of that loser in a morph suit 💁‍♀️