December 2024 Review Crew Poll
Added 2024-11-24 20:46:54 +0000 UTCWhats up, Riddiots?
JPC here. I'm taking over the poll because it's my birthday month which means we are choosing between MY picks. And as badly as I wanted to make this poll "eat a fist full of bees" four times, it also happens to be the holiday season and there are a bunch of new/bad movies I think would be fun to review.
Here's a little more detail on your options in case you don't feel like doing your own research:
1. Our Little Secret - Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Chenoweth. Looks like a Christmas romantic comedy. Probably unbearable.
2. Dear Santa - Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key. A boy writes a Christmas list to Satan. Could actually be fun?
3. Hot Frosty - Dustin Milligan, Lacey Chabert. Frosty comes to life but he's a hot guy. I mean, come on, it writes itself.
4. Red One - Black Adam, Captain America, J. Jonah Jameson. 250 million dollar budget. 31% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Whatever wins, we lose.
Comments
There was never a world in which Hot Frosty wasn’t going to win.
TheGeek
2024-12-05 01:53:53 +0000 UTCThis is the best thing I have ever heard
resnet
2024-12-03 20:55:12 +0000 UTCMonth two of requesting “listen to all four of the uncle mumbles episodes”
Noah June
2024-11-27 18:08:21 +0000 UTCHot Frosty is very Hey Riddle Riddle Coded
Logannnnn
2024-11-25 11:35:43 +0000 UTCWhere are my dumb gays?
John C
2024-11-25 07:47:07 +0000 UTCLindsay Lohan? Kirsten Chenoweth? That sounds like it’ll be the most soupy of choices, just an easy option even if Hot Frosty will take this.
nini
2024-11-25 07:28:20 +0000 UTCIt’s 2024 and for some reason people didn’t vote for the Lindsey Lohan option? I’m so rarely aligned with you all
John C
2024-11-25 06:29:04 +0000 UTCI watched Hot Frosty last night and one of my first thoughts was that it needed a review crew
Kelso of the Sea
2024-11-25 03:57:14 +0000 UTCI love this show and y'all
bisqwik
2024-11-25 01:38:00 +0000 UTCDearest Martha My hand shakes from the sudden frost of the approaching winter. Here on the front of the Get Hey Riddle Riddle to play The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog war, our spirits are low. No progress has been made into their defenses, something to do with "birthday months". Speaking of Birthdays, please give our son Jobathan my regards. I will unfortunately not be there to celebrate his 9th birthday, but I hope he understands the weight of the war effort. When my tour has ended, I promise we'll all sit down together and play The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog together, as we always did.
BassToad
2024-11-25 01:31:38 +0000 UTCI literally shouted with glee when I saw Hot Frosty on here. I was very much hoping that would make it on the poll, glad to see it’s in the lead too.
Elena Ott
2024-11-25 00:52:10 +0000 UTCIt’s clear what is happening here so I started watching Hot Frosty. I’m so happy
Janessa Steele
2024-11-25 00:25:54 +0000 UTCYou could say they carried it all the way to the snowbank! 😆
Pumpkin Soup
2024-11-24 23:53:51 +0000 UTCThis was my exact line of thinking! Haha
Becky Roethke
2024-11-24 23:50:44 +0000 UTCFuck that’s too hard to pick from. They’re all soo dog shit lolol
Jennavieve Novak
2024-11-24 22:53:05 +0000 UTCHOT FROSTY SUPREMACY!!! I need to hear y’all discuss the horny weirdo who didn’t read the room and created a hyper realistic half naked guy snowman in the middle of the town square.
Paige G
2024-11-24 21:50:25 +0000 UTCI love Keegan-Michael Key so I voted #2
Hayley Ruoss
2024-11-24 21:48:11 +0000 UTCHot frosty getting so much hate, hot frosty was genuinely funny. The main story was garbage, but the side characters carried this movie all the way to the bank.
Corey Schelke
2024-11-24 21:43:26 +0000 UTCI voted for the one that would make everyone miserable: Red One
Jacob B.
2024-11-24 21:34:30 +0000 UTCSomething with kristen Chenoweth in it sounds like a musical!
Max
2024-11-24 21:27:15 +0000 UTCHot Frosty? An oxymoron of a movie? YES! 🔥☃️
Jena
2024-11-24 21:21:35 +0000 UTCI really wanted to be nice to you JPC and pick Dear Santa... but I think the world needs to hear your review of the dumpster fire that is Hot Frosty
Christina Whelan
2024-11-24 21:09:45 +0000 UTCDear Santa is also directed by Robert Farrell (There's Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber). This will probably age like milk, but... It could be a decent movie. I wouldn't mind seeing something all of the Crew might actually enjoy.
Ron
2024-11-24 20:55:26 +0000 UTCI heard from a reliable source that Hot Frosty was very enjoyable while not being good in any way whatsoever.
Charlie
2024-11-24 20:53:54 +0000 UTCHot frosty is so bad. My family decided to play Hot Frosty as the first thing on MY Netflix profile, so I think my profile is ruined forever now. A BETRAYAL. It’s worse than a hallmark movie. I recommend half paying attention, it really makes the experience better. This is pitch for you to vote hot frosty by the way. Is it working?
Elana Denver
2024-11-24 20:52:53 +0000 UTCI feel blessed. No bad choices and by that I mean only bad choices, but in the best way
Jennifer Grote
2024-11-24 20:52:00 +0000 UTCI just watched Hot Frosty, can't wait for your takes!
Silvia Wakefield
2024-11-24 20:50:59 +0000 UTCUpsetting to see what the fanbase is trending towards
Tune Sojobi
2024-11-24 20:50:22 +0000 UTCRooting for the one with the most potential to bring you all the tiniest amount of joy in these trying times. Even a terrible movie would have to be fun with both Jack Black and Keegan-Michael Key, right?
Kate B
2024-11-24 20:49:55 +0000 UTChot frosty is hot garbage and I need to hear y’all review it
Bridge L
2024-11-24 20:49:54 +0000 UTCHOT FROSTY!
Elana Denver
2024-11-24 20:49:45 +0000 UTCJPC punched my horse:(
Gabriel Hayes
2024-11-24 20:49:14 +0000 UTCFeels good to vote and see my voice was at 100%, this one's an easy choice folks
Jesse Abramson
2024-11-24 20:48:34 +0000 UTCFirst
Ruhrohraggy
2024-11-24 20:47:58 +0000 UTC
