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February 2025 Review Crew Poll

Let's get a little mushy (and a lot of horny) for a Valentine month's Review Crew poll! As always let us know in the comments what you'd like to see appear in a future poll.

Which of these would you like us to review?

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Let them get the massages y’all! 😆 It’s hard to always be on. 😌 They have done so much already, I think they need a lil… whatever they want, but massage is def up there. 🥰

ADA

Would love for you all to review Elmo in Grouchland. It’s a Sesame Street movie musical from like 95 I think. It’s even got a young Mandy Patikin who plays the villain. It also answers the age old of question “does Oscar the grouch have legs?”. I think it’s available for free on Prime or it was a few months ago when I watched it with my daughter.

Elena Ott

They should review getting their pets pampered, except Coco.

Chris Pearce

One day they will get massages. 💆‍♀️ One day 😞

Kate

Dearest Martha, I apologize for my lack of correspondence last month. I was injured after a man known as "JP Riddles" ambushed my squad with two raccoons tied together as a form of nunchucks. A few of my fellow soldiers did not make it out alive. I'm now on injured reserve, healing slowly. The doctors think i would heal faster if the "Get Hey Riddle Riddle To Play The Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog" War was over. Our attempts to breach their front lines have failed several times. Our scouts reported that they were watching a movie about an extremely sexy snowman recently. Please send my regards to our many children, and let them know that their Father is doing alright

BassToad

Review the Disney Channel original movie The Luck of the Irish you cowards

Dalton Oetting

Looking forward to the reviews of at least three different movies and/or tv series named "Solo."

jollytheoldsaint

If ya'll are in the same area soon, would you all consider doing a commentary track for an Review Crew? You could watch the film together and record your reactions and follow it with a brief review. Then the patrons could sync it up at home and watch the movie along with you all. I think it's a lot of fun.

Thomas Degroat

Exactly. Best of both worlds

ben

My hope is that they all pick Dave & Busters as a solo date for each other

kelly scz

This definitely is a hard idea to turn into a full episode but I think it would be funny: switch dominant hands for a day

Trent Glenn

If they’re picking for each other I hope it’s Adal picks for Erin, Erin for JPC, and JPC for Adal.

TheGeek

everyone not voting for dave and busters is CRAZY

Alyxandria Richard

Play Astroneer for two hours Play Stardew Valley for two hours Play Minecraft for two hours Play Rocket League for two hours

Matthew McNeese

Maybe a triple threat trip date their s/o where they pick a date idea for all three of em to go to or do

Kenneth Olivera

While I agree that JPC would 100% find a way to make a joke out of the date idea, I sincerely believe he could plan a wonderful day/evening if he wanted to

Jennifer Grote

100% agree with this sentiment

Anthony Henderson

Every month I see people complaining about “the troll voting bloc” and I don’t really get it. Are we really trolls just because we think the funniest review crew episodes are the ones where they review bad movies? I think we just all have different preferences, and that’s okay!

Veronica Campbell

As a former Dave & Buster's employee I couldn't condone that for such a prestigious holiday

Eliza Dickey

Month four of requesting “listen to all four of the uncle mumbles episodes”. *dun dun dun. I’m still standin’. yeah,yeah,yeah.*

Noah June

I'm still hoping that someday the men will have to review Erin's splits machine

Adam Kronfeld

The solo date will just be the other three choices. RIP who gets Dave and busters dolo

Marty

I meant there are new ones, thought you'd enjoy again, loved that episode

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

I’m curious how JPC will monkey’s paw the concept of a solo date into something less wholesome

Legotti

Two of us did botanicals in our recent Lego Review Crew episode if you want to check it out! 🌷

Hey Riddle Riddle

I think a relaxing massage is exactly what we all need right now

Zen

It helps that the "bad option" has been so discussed to death that even the troll voting block isn't terribly interested in hearing another podcast about it...

Hunter E

I hope none of them have been holding off on getting a massage that they want to get just because it's been on the poll several times haha

Faith Quist

Lego botanicals set, the $30 ones chrysanthemum, ponsietta, orchid, not to long or hard of builds, great around the house Liked the james bond watch as an idea of a Connery era

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

I think that current climate has beaten us all down so badly that this might finally be the time where we don't choose the objectively worst one just to fuck with them

Anthony Henderson

Hard to pick this round, I keep double guessing myself

Austin Huang

OH GOD. It's has to be picking dates or 50 shades.

James Gilmore

If they do the dates: Adal is sending someone out to a nice dinner Erin is planning something thoughtful and hand-picked for the person JPC is making someone eat a brick with a fork or something

Q

If 50 Shades wins then we're gonna start demanding all Dakota Johnson review crews, right? Madame Web was just the beginning!

auratili

oh man these are all so good!

finch

The solo date will be hilarious but I'm sad they can't also watch 50 shades. Pretty sure I could listen to JPC tear that apart for hours

David Currie

The Fifty Shades of Grey movie is so unbearably bad, please anything else

JossDotJpg

These are all such good choices. I’m not sure what to pick

Thaddeus Wenger


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