Safety Blimp
Added 2023-02-06 02:05:03 +0000 UTCBloatect Ingestible Air Bags. Designed as an airbag alternative to reduce the injury from whiplash. Sure, they were prone to detonate at even the slightest jostle and there were 95% more cases of premature detonation than the airbags working as intended, and yes, ingesting multiple capsules could lead to popping; but you can't really put a price on the comfort and security of knowing that there's an airbag inside you that could go off at any moment.
Recalled because of a number of instances of teenage punks using ingestible air bag capsules to derail trains.
