After a very trying couple of weeks, I decided to take myself somewhere fancy because I’m a sad bitch.
Years ago I found I was bitter about never getting married and feel like I’m such a difficult person that I’ll never have a wedding so I simulated one to quell my nuptial yearnings. Made a joke “Save the Date” post cards featuring my pics with Jeff Goldblum and sent them to my friends and family. Got to wear a wedding dress for a friends shoot (I was a zombie bride...pretty fucking fitting). Ordered myself an engagement ring I had always wanted...the rose crest duelist ring from Revolutionary Girl Utena....but I never took myself on a honeymoon.
Now I have finally sealed my self marriage ritual by taking my sexy self to The Madonna Inn! I’ve always wanted to come here, it’s super romantic and beautiful and silly (the food is not great). All the rooms are different themes. I chose “Just Heaven” which is decorated with hearts and roses and gold cherub lighting fixtures and painted a lovely shade of seafoam (blue/green) and features a baller spiral staircase leading to a glass observation room at the top of the hotel. (I love looking down on everyone hahaha I’m such a bitch)
I’ve taken many nsfw pics for you while I’ve been here and will be sending you a new one every weekday for the rest of the month.
Even though I’ve had an amazing time here, I’m glad to be heading back home to my bean cat. Anyway. Love yooooooooo
Reesiz
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