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April Grab Bag of Mystery: Roast Off

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. April's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is a roast off! Alan and Jono explore their inner demons as they read each other roasts that they, themselves wrote. Is it convoluted? Maybe. Is it a helluva lot of fun? Absolutely.

April Grab Bag of Mystery: Roast Off

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Alan is so mean to himself, that makes me sad

Evan Linden

I think they were a lot meaner than they would have been if you wrote them about each other

Amber Mason

This was everything I needed today. Thank you both for all the laughs!

Wendy Alexander

😆 👍

Melissa

I love this. Hoping things are looking up!

Cinema Therapy

Because I AM Steve from Blue's Clues, MWAHAHAHAHA! Plot twist!

Cinema Therapy

Chubby Hubby is now on my must-try list!

Cinema Therapy

It is!

Cinema Therapy

I know this was meant to be funny, and it was! …but I’m also legit hoping Alan goes to real therapy, because no one needs to be practice morning defamations in the mirror every morning!

AnnMarie Saunders

This... more of this

Julie Learn

Friendship Goals ✨ 😄

Abigail Mathews

Billions of blue blistering barnacles you're right. No, wait, that's Captain Haddock. Crumbs!

Katharine Kroeber-Wiley

oh gods, THANK YOU SO MUCH! last week was hell for me, but these few minutes made me laugh harder and more than than the last ten days combined!!! OO

Lexi Noctura

I was eating a biscuit during the “hard” joke and I almost choked to death. What a way to go out 😂

Jimmy Danielle

THIS WAS AMAZING I WANNA GRAB SOME FRIENDS SO WE CAN ROAST OURSELVES

Kaylee J

I love how Alan was roasting Jonathan about the wardrobe but in the popcorn “ad” he is wearing the same shirt as this roast.

SojoLife

True friendship is strongarming each other into making damning sound bytes for fun and profit. Also, as the resident Tintin obsessive, I can attest to the outfit count.

Smidge

Alan, you have to be nicer to yourself! The internet says you're awesome, so it must be true.

Maggie Nardi

The MLP tag at the end was the cherry on top. 😂 Your brain-voices are super rude. I can relate, but also... stop that. Sheesh!

Manic Thiccsy Dream Girl

Self deprecating humor is a great defense mechanism, I know! Just please make sure that when you're making fun of yourself, you aren't internalizing it too much. Think, "would I say these things to someone else in my same situation? Would I call someone else with the exact same set of circumstances all of these names?" We are always SO much meaner to ourselves, and self kindness is SUPER difficult. I know this medium is weird as none of us actually know you guys personally, but we certainly love all of the authenticity and genuine emotion that you put on display for us every video. Speaking for myself, I would be delighted to have you guys as actual friends. Be kind. To yourself also. ;) But also keep being a big dork because we love that, too! (See? I deflect with humor also, a fact my therapist has had to endure for years!)

Amy Robinson

I adore you two goofballs. I wish my husband and his best friend still lived in the same area because they laugh at and with each other the way you two do and that is just good for the soul. Thanks for sharing your love and respect for each other.

Sam Johnson

If only you knew what I know… But seriously, I appreciate you, and you’re probably right.

Alan Seawright

Worth every penny

McLovinPopeIII

Dude, Allen. You deserve affirmations in your life and some self love.

Alissandra Coffey

You two remind me so of my of me and my BFF. This only further enhanced my case.

Nova Villmark

Why does jono look like Steve from blue's clues though

Alice Hoade

Emily’s background laughs are so great. 😂

Desireé (Speak91)

Don't worry, Jono. I have the same problem with Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. Chocolate peanut butter flavor combos are designed to be abused. Those flavor chemist bastards/gods. "Where did that pint go? Ohhhhh nooooo!" You brighten my work day, Cinema Therapy! Thank ya, thank ya. Two Thumbs Up!

Melissa

"my clients aren't s*heads" had me ROLLING

Lydia Hartzler

I love this because it reminds me that yall can keep it loose and joke about real stuff. Sometime in the content mill I feel we lose humanity, but these little ‘tid bits’ remind me the face behind the camera is very much human.

Kannibal Kory

Sorry, Emily, that's a thing. Grab Bag! Reach on in and grab that bag! lmao Language is fun.

Bryan Charles Vish

Jono to the Emmy: Show me on the dolly where Alan touched you.

Anders

you guys are so wholesome that you actually refuse to roast each other, I can't even. I mean, *Alan voice* COME ON! some folks have commented you're too hard on yourself, but I think it's super healthy that you lean into self-depracating humor and that you are comfortable enough with each other to sort of 'force' the other to say nasty stuff about you that you wrote yourself. it's probably some type of niche pseudotherapy. I'm sure the Neurotic Persnickety Counselor will agree ;) I'm so glad this came out today. I needed a good laugh <3

NinaGreen

That was fun to watch. I was taught, to have a great sense of humor is to be able to laugh at yourself also. So I really enjoyed this. I imagine this is healthy is some sort of way… Jono? Is this correct? Lol

Paradigm Dad

Lots of fun though I did have to keep reminding myself you wrote your own roasts

Linda Herbert

Alan is WAY too mean to himself!!

Amy Robinson

you guys! I just love you and this and all of it! Keep up the good. You help me to heal me and I know I'm not alone💟

Jessica Crenshaw

You guys give me something to look forward to everyday. Definitely going to put this on while writing on my book today.

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