When You Give a Max a Microphone
Added 2024-08-21 10:50:37 +0000 UTCRedacted takes the third mic to pose some unique, hypothetical questions. Would you save your nephew from years of torturous bullying by striking David Delouise with lightning, just once? Would you believe your son, even if he was tinfoil? These questions are answered, and more.
Comments
dudes my flatmate sneezes at least 7 times every time he sneezes and it actually doesn’t impact his life very much. It’s so fine and actually very entertaining. Deffos worth 3 celeb shoutouts imo
Anna Wheeler
2024-12-06 18:26:15 +0000 UTCwhere are the bonus ep tags
Skyrim
2024-11-08 12:04:35 +0000 UTCi need a time stamp for the david delolisse one or whatever
Genevieve Hulshof
2024-11-01 01:58:21 +0000 UTCPLS tell me you’re joking about the cousin part HELLO
Tari
2024-10-26 05:56:24 +0000 UTCI need his brain to be studied
Josefina Troncoso
2024-10-21 15:40:04 +0000 UTCCan Max be the third mic?
fasteggboy
2024-10-10 21:55:16 +0000 UTCyou can donate 100,000 dollars to any charities you want, but anytime you go to any service (eating out, shopping, nails, other services, etc.) you can NOT tip no matter how much you should
Parker Brianna
2024-10-07 22:47:48 +0000 UTCall of my friends said they would kill david deluise
Phoebe Van Essche
2024-09-27 19:23:42 +0000 UTCI’ve been able to see all videos before this but there isn’t one for this one :( did I miss something or are all videos gonna be for a higher tier instead?
jaleesa flores
2024-09-17 19:45:27 +0000 UTCWould you rather only be able to watch the twisters movie with glen powell for the rest of your life (no other movies) OR hilaria Baldwin moves in with you- you don’t get to upgrade your current living situation, you don’t get nicer things with any of her money, the kids do not visit but sometimes Alec Baldwin does
Caroline Brady
2024-09-14 19:44:11 +0000 UTCmy coworker asks everyone his own hypothetical and it’s called would you rather fuck a goat and have nobody know about it OR! have everyone think you fucked a goat when you never did… like everyone you meet is like that’s the person that fucked a goat
scarlett
2024-09-13 21:33:26 +0000 UTCat the west village grey dog as my friend was closing myself I subjected the panel to these hypotheticals + Patreon comment section hypotheticals as two edibles affected his gf and I in new, unexplored ways. we had a laugh and a half. *panel: myself, friend working, gf, and another friend ** I was laughing so much it was hard to get the words out
Isabella Harvey
2024-09-11 16:37:18 +0000 UTCDamn I listened to this episode then had a dream that I flew to Iraq and my mom called me and told me that my boyfriend is actually my cousin
Cameron
2024-09-11 00:25:26 +0000 UTCDidn't see anyone mentioning it in the comments, Julia are you thinking of the blood test for tay Sachs disease that most Ashkenazi Jews will do because of the high prevalence in the population? Because as a non American, I cannot imagine Americans willingly submitting to mass blood testing...
Ashley Viljoen
2024-09-10 22:59:48 +0000 UTCMax hypothetically mentioning marriage
Kate Svoboda
2024-09-10 07:12:45 +0000 UTCAnd an inventory of her collection. The pod needs more Allegra lore
avvsies
2024-09-08 19:36:28 +0000 UTCPlzzz plz
avvsies
2024-09-08 19:36:01 +0000 UTCWe still need an Allegra dolls episode!! History of dolls. Culture significance. Etc etc plzzzz
avvsies
2024-09-08 19:35:04 +0000 UTCSorry for my shitcommenting but I personally believe max and nick together for an episode would be theeee best. Or nick and Mimi together
avvsies
2024-09-08 19:34:39 +0000 UTCshe just used to refer to him as redacted before she started saying his name so it’s just an old nickname
Cat Cat
2024-09-07 01:41:31 +0000 UTClove this ep!!! hypothetical I thought of: your life is completely the same, but you can choose to transform into a fish every Friday, for the entire day. You choose what type of fish and where you’ll swim. BUT all of your future children (u will have 3 of them) will also have to become fish every Friday, for the whole day, starting the first week they’re born. They won’t get a choice in the matter. They will transform into whatever fish you choose for yourself that week. You can discuss this with them when they’re old enough and try to come to a consensus as to which fish you’ll all be that day, but u will always have to make the final call, and they will always have to transform with you. Would you do it??
Erika Walsh
2024-09-04 21:28:41 +0000 UTCWould pay extra money for my subscription for a monthly Max episode
Rachel
2024-09-04 19:45:26 +0000 UTCPlease help new patreonite, why is max redacted
lexi caruso
2024-09-03 22:04:04 +0000 UTCU guys were not commitinf to his hypotheticals 😭
Sofi Schles
2024-09-03 04:05:30 +0000 UTCHypothetical/Would you rather A) lose all of your family heirlooms (delish recipes never to be replicated, cherished stories wiped from your whole fam’s living memory, hand made quilts, jewels(?), etc.) or B) never be able to rid yourself of Steve Buscemi
malbrand
2024-09-01 00:51:09 +0000 UTCabsolutely not a thing that i’ve ever heard of or had to do as a married person
Meredith Collins
2024-08-30 15:44:07 +0000 UTChypothetically i may live in Ithaca NY and hypothetically Max yes u and ur friend may crash here
theodora baranowski
2024-08-30 13:07:25 +0000 UTCDefinitely would take the $15 million because with that money I could hire an intensive language tutor and spend most of my time relearning. I feel like I could get to functionality fairly quickly
Suzanne Sabin
2024-08-29 20:50:04 +0000 UTCplease i need another max ep
abby reddy
2024-08-29 19:19:43 +0000 UTCI asked my man if he would stay with me if we were half siblings bc I saw a Reddit post about it and he said no :(
Viviana
2024-08-29 18:38:58 +0000 UTCAs a 26 year old woman who has sneezed 5-8 times in a row her whole life, whilst it has been a constant commentary from other people, I’m not embarrassed, or inconvenienced,but then I don’t drive, if I’m cycling I have to pull over to do it so maybe I’d have to do the same thing driving 😅😅
akura
2024-08-29 06:30:25 +0000 UTCnot for CA either. although I married someone from India so theres really no chance we’re cousins lol
Kate Avadhanam
2024-08-28 22:33:43 +0000 UTCim teleporting regardless idk them personally 🤷🏽♀️
Marwa
2024-08-28 22:21:45 +0000 UTCThe high tinfoil son segment had me dyiiiiing while grocery shopping I had to pause listening
Ava
2024-08-27 22:27:24 +0000 UTCMy dad’s sister married their cousin (has always been commonplace in Iran) and their kids are geniuses… so I guess you never know LOL
Ava
2024-08-27 19:33:27 +0000 UTCI have never laughed harder than the episodes where max makes an appearance. Can their be a seasonal “if you give a max a microphone” episode for patrons??
chloe
2024-08-27 17:08:32 +0000 UTCIt’s gotta be a state specific thing—I’m in NY and got married last June, and we definitely did not have to do a blood test lol
Emily
2024-08-27 14:29:17 +0000 UTCI'm just caught up on needing a blood test for marriage- is that real?? I've never heard of it before and I'm literally married lol am I behind on blood work?
Jasmine Danielle
2024-08-27 13:08:08 +0000 UTCHypothetical: you have the power to teleport to anywhere in the world at any time as many times as you want! BUT every time you do it a celebrity gets cancelled. It could be anyone, from Lana Del Rey to Alec Baldwin. It doesn’t matter if they’re generally well liked or already a bit sketch. The celebrity is chosen at random and it ruins their career forever. How many times would you teleport?
Amy Fankhauser
2024-08-27 11:22:35 +0000 UTCThis was an amazing episode I laughed so hard!
Samia Basille
2024-08-27 09:18:28 +0000 UTCthis is interesting im abt to go study abroad for a yr in hopes of learning language and am no longer 12yrs old lol so am a little nervous ab my prospected now but intrigued by this info:)
Jane L.
2024-08-27 02:40:16 +0000 UTCNo one talking about the high risk of a car crash if your child is sneezing 7 times
Paige
2024-08-26 22:28:38 +0000 UTCThat’s why I can’t find her on their ig following list
avvsies
2024-08-26 16:47:43 +0000 UTCOmg wait……
avvsies
2024-08-26 16:47:05 +0000 UTCSparked my conspiracy theory that Gav was Nicole Pearl all along, wanting to support the pod early on and not wanting to ruin the lore now. He’s in too deep
Sophia MacLean
2024-08-26 13:25:08 +0000 UTCRespectfully, Margo was adopted in the royal Tenanbaums !
Lilly Souter
2024-08-26 07:12:16 +0000 UTCEliza first cousin???? NO
Lilly Souter
2024-08-26 07:07:28 +0000 UTCMe listening to this knowing i sneeze a minimum of 10 times EVERY time 🥲
Lilly Souter
2024-08-26 07:04:02 +0000 UTCYou’re all invited to my tinfoil son and non binary nephew’s wedding. They’re first cousins but very much in love 🧡
Lauren Schiffer
2024-08-26 00:38:27 +0000 UTCthese scenarios were all SO insane that i think the next Max bonus ep should be “Max gets a brain scan” lmaooo i would love to see the way his mind works
Lauren Daniels
2024-08-25 22:58:44 +0000 UTCguysss where’s the video ep
Katie Currie
2024-08-25 20:56:43 +0000 UTCi can’t believe we made it through the whole conversation about David DeLuise and no one brought up when his posed ass pics got posted online
emily c
2024-08-25 19:39:26 +0000 UTCyour mind!!!!
Annip
2024-08-25 18:10:55 +0000 UTCi was CACKLING at that last one
Rachel Dion
2024-08-25 16:41:39 +0000 UTCPetitioning one Max hypothetical per episode from now on
Maddy
2024-08-25 04:35:09 +0000 UTCPlease tell Max that I did recognize him on night 2 of the NY shows but decided to let him live in peace 😇
Julia Short
2024-08-25 02:17:06 +0000 UTCA great hypothetical to ask (tailor it to the person your asking): would you rather take one inch off your height and add it to your dick length, or lose one inch off your dick and add it to your height? OR would you rather lose one bra cup size and add one inch to your height, or lose an inch of height but gain a bra cup size?
Allison M
2024-08-24 21:57:50 +0000 UTChypothetical: a monarch caterpillar appears in your house one day, and you’re excited about the prospect of watching it grow and evolve. you quickly realize that it is hungry hungry caterpillar-style eating your personal belongings, and the number of objects eaten doubles each hour that it stays. BUT for every object the caterpillar eats, you get 5x its value deposited into your bank account. nothing currently in your house is safe and you cannot anticipate what it will go for next. do you let the caterpillar stay, and if so for how long?
Claire
2024-08-24 21:17:11 +0000 UTCHypothetical: would you rather spend 1 year in maximum security solitary confinement or be in regular prison for as long as it takes you to eat an entire wooden door? You can have one sauce
Laura Cunningham
2024-08-24 20:06:40 +0000 UTCHypothetical: You’re 9 months pregnant. Your pregnancy is indefinite (the baby won’t keep growing but you will be fully pregnant) and the only way to induce your birth is if Stanley Tucci dies. He might have a heart attack tomorrow, or he could live 20 more years. There’s no way to know. The question is … would you murder him?
AK
2024-08-24 20:05:37 +0000 UTCas a person with bad dad experience… i fear i may tackle him in my gown. but only if my siblings don’t get it under control real quick
clairevalley
2024-08-24 19:29:37 +0000 UTCi think i would grow to love this gatorade sized monster
abby reddy
2024-08-24 18:43:22 +0000 UTCfunniest ep
payt
2024-08-24 18:35:27 +0000 UTChypothetical: you buy a microwave in a second hand appliances shop and find out that every time you put leftovers/ready meals in to warm up they come out as Michelin star versions of the meals with like one of the those fancy silver lids that waiters use to reveal the food (ik metal in microwave is bad but this one is magic) BUT whenever you do this one item of food in your mums fridge that she was planning to use for dinner that evening turns to one of those plastic food toys that u used to have when u were little, the question is how often do you use the microwave
Violet
2024-08-24 17:15:19 +0000 UTCMax- not sure where the bike trail leads but I’m picturesque Saratoga Springs and I have a pull out couch if y’all need
Carlie Haunts
2024-08-24 13:18:54 +0000 UTCno one's asking the real questions - is the celebrity posting the selfie to story or feed??
harriet
2024-08-24 10:54:13 +0000 UTCOh!
Kate Winslow
2024-08-24 06:00:50 +0000 UTCHypothetical: How many pigeons do you think you could reasonably hold at one time?
Lindsay Rae
2024-08-24 05:02:34 +0000 UTCOh wait you are the hater! I found the hater! Now say something mean about Max
Lindsay Rae
2024-08-24 04:56:20 +0000 UTCDamn what? Lol
Lindsay Rae
2024-08-24 04:55:50 +0000 UTCAs a celiac I would not go. Haha it’s months of pain. There are celebrities I would put on the diaper for though
Lindsay Rae
2024-08-24 04:45:58 +0000 UTCMe and my bf have a spare bedroom w a couch + blowup mattress, and a gorgeous sweet kitty named Pekoe - my ig is @bronwyngardensmith if you wanna reach out! : )
Bronwyn Garden-Smith
2024-08-24 01:35:55 +0000 UTCMax if U need somewhere to kick it in Montreal, I got u!
Bronwyn Garden-Smith
2024-08-24 01:33:42 +0000 UTCliterally was abt to jump into the comments to say this 😭😭
Dianna Cohen
2024-08-24 00:28:38 +0000 UTCCame to say this as well! Married in 2021 & this was 100% not a thing.
Carly
2024-08-23 20:25:54 +0000 UTCAs a girly who has had kidney stones (that weren’t even very big) literally don’t lol. Many women who have had both kidney stones and children say the kidney stones were worse
Michelle Kenyon
2024-08-23 19:53:12 +0000 UTCThis is exactly what it’s like living with my cat lol except she’s much bigger than a Gatorade bottle
Stephanie
2024-08-23 17:33:15 +0000 UTCit’s just chillin but you must kill it before you go about other things
Prudence
2024-08-23 17:26:16 +0000 UTCmax if u need a spot in Troy NY lmk I have a guest bedroom, air mattress, couch, and a nice dog:) our apt is right near the uncle sam bike trail
Aimee Albright
2024-08-23 17:25:46 +0000 UTCjulia not knowing war of the worlds is crazy i'm a psych student and i learned about it in my first ever social psych class
lola bolado
2024-08-23 16:30:07 +0000 UTCIs the chicken attacking me or just outside the car door?
Tyler sturgeon
2024-08-23 15:15:54 +0000 UTCPoor Max asking how they'd defend his honour and getting a womp womp answer 🤣
Erin
2024-08-23 09:20:20 +0000 UTCI LOVE MY FLAT SON
Iris
2024-08-23 07:57:07 +0000 UTCI’d pick the chimp
madeline
2024-08-23 02:54:22 +0000 UTCThank you for the info queenie🙏🏻
Izzy Rowley-deBruyn
2024-08-23 02:43:37 +0000 UTCit’s only available for a certain patreon tier- idk which one but it’s not sweet baby angel
Victoria Chung
2024-08-23 01:15:25 +0000 UTChypothetical: you have the opportunity to purchase your dream home. it is in your ideal location as well, and for a steeeaalll! you have been house hunting for a year now and with ill luck, you have finally landed on this place. the only issue is that there is a little monster that is the size of a gatorade bottle that comes into the house from the hours of 2-3 am and his love language is physical touch, and more specifically he likes to give little licks on your cheek. he would do it to both you and your significant other and everyone else living in the home. do you accept the offer?
Hannah
2024-08-23 00:48:23 +0000 UTCthe tin foil bit really made me lol thanks max
Julia and Julian Starbug
2024-08-22 23:18:41 +0000 UTCI NEED a new segment with a Max hypothetical in each ep
Abby
2024-08-22 22:57:40 +0000 UTCCan you guys explain who these celebrities are that you talk about in episodes, it’s hard to follow and enjoy when I don’t know who you’re even talking about :(
Kait
2024-08-22 22:43:04 +0000 UTCI would positively die of happiness if y’all answered it on the pod ;)
Chelsea Furlow
2024-08-22 22:26:55 +0000 UTCCan anyone else not see the videos of the bonus eps? The last one visible to me is slop bowl and I wanna see the stu:(
Izzy Rowley-deBruyn
2024-08-22 22:15:31 +0000 UTCmy question about the sneeze question is when they have a sneeze attack like yk when u have one do they sneeze the attackx7 or just 7 as an attack
lola bolado
2024-08-22 22:06:54 +0000 UTCAbsolutely not patronizing! Sorry other people feel inadequate because you have so much knowledge. Thanks for sharing, love to learn about linguistics/development
Mel
2024-08-22 20:18:04 +0000 UTCLiterally same
Zina
2024-08-22 19:54:11 +0000 UTCHypothetical: you win a contest and get a chance to meet Charli XCX before attending her show tonight. Fantastic! However, you’ve recently been diagnosed with celiac disease. A vision from none other than Madame Zeroni herself warns that you WILL be poisoned with gluten shortly, thus forcing you to actively shit your pants in front of Charli (possibly more than once!!) should you attend the meet and greet. Do you go? If so, how do you problem solve?
Syd
2024-08-22 19:31:20 +0000 UTCA hypothetical: you are about to get married to the love of your life, everything is perfect. What is the one thing your partner could do during the ceremony/reception to make you call it all off?
Ingrid Crosen
2024-08-22 19:22:43 +0000 UTC100% yes
Sarah Cline
2024-08-22 17:14:53 +0000 UTCHypothetical: You get to have the most beautiful tattoo in the world done for no charge, BUT it includes a face and the mouth on it moves to match yours. If you are talking, it looks like it is talking, if you are smiling, it’s smiling, etc. Would you get the tattoo?
Sarah Cline
2024-08-22 17:13:51 +0000 UTCThis was the funniest ep
Jess A
2024-08-22 16:51:00 +0000 UTCthis is feels like a little sleepover
Valeria Reynosa
2024-08-22 16:25:31 +0000 UTCmax ! my boyf and I will gladly host you at our home in Syracuse NY! we have 2 kitties and plenty of room for u and whoever else u being along :-) u can sus me out on instagram @mackenzieemader
Mackenzie Mader
2024-08-22 16:25:06 +0000 UTCok here’s a hypothetical that my friend posed once— would you rather have to 1) kill a chicken every time you open your car door… OR 2) fight a chimp to death in an arena annually, and you can choose any weapon? (ps first time i typed chimp it corrected to child LOL)
Prudence
2024-08-22 15:07:26 +0000 UTCHypothetical question: You get to be the funniest person in the room at all times BUT every time you tell a joke a canned laugh track ala children's sitcom plays. WWYD?
Maria Alvarado
2024-08-22 15:05:26 +0000 UTCSuccessfully skinned my knee this summer. I’m a dog walker and one of the LARGE dogs that I walk wants to eat any small dog that it sees. This dog dragged me 5 metres across gravel to try and eat a yorkie ♥️ the gravel tore through my leggings lol. not the first time someone has witnessed me being dragged by this dog, probably won’t be the last. It’s mostly just embarrassing
Cat
2024-08-22 14:55:56 +0000 UTCMax!!! Come stay with me and my bf and our cat Margaret in Syracuse NY! We can make u dinner!!
Grace Gugerty
2024-08-22 14:38:38 +0000 UTCMax, got a couch and an air mattress in Albany NY for you and your friend!
Jennah Hogan
2024-08-22 13:45:27 +0000 UTCNope, none of the 50 states require a blood test to get married. I got married this year
T. Chau
2024-08-22 12:36:48 +0000 UTCHQHAHHAA tbh I already feel like I have SpongeBob's laugh so I win
Julia
2024-08-22 12:06:01 +0000 UTCOmgggg that's a good one....
Julia
2024-08-22 12:04:13 +0000 UTCThank you for this ❤️🩹 so reassuring!!!!!
Julia
2024-08-22 12:03:28 +0000 UTCSo cool!! You didn't sound patronizing to me at ALL btw
Julia
2024-08-22 12:02:29 +0000 UTClow-key not my fave episode…. max is kinda annoying (jokes jokes)
Quin Lyle
2024-08-22 11:20:20 +0000 UTCBc of the labor/pregnancy talk, here is my hypothetical: you have a child/children and they have a perfect life, all their dreams come true and just generally an amazing life. But every year on their birthday, you have to experience the pain of labor/birthing that child, until they move out of your house. Would you still decide to have kids?
Hannah Grace
2024-08-22 10:54:24 +0000 UTCmy teacher had a stroke and was able to relearn english after a year so 🙏
Hannah Knauer
2024-08-22 08:03:43 +0000 UTCgiggling in my work cubicle rn
Sumaiya Fazal
2024-08-22 07:57:41 +0000 UTCAnd also I’d let max stay in my house in exchange for more hypotheticals. If he were in australia
Emily
2024-08-22 07:53:19 +0000 UTCI thought this was v interesting!
Emily
2024-08-22 07:39:55 +0000 UTCA doctor once told me a woman passing a kidney stone said it was worse than childbirth
Emily
2024-08-22 07:34:53 +0000 UTCwhich part? could you give me a better idea so i know how to phrase things next time?
Jay Ess
2024-08-22 07:26:22 +0000 UTCYou do... in fact.... sound patronising
Gabs
2024-08-22 07:20:56 +0000 UTCOmg Nicole pearl doesn’t message back the binchies???? Girl u need to be on the pod!!!
avvsies
2024-08-22 05:43:13 +0000 UTCJulia it’s ok to leave the schtettle I married my goyfriend and he’s the best man alive ❤️🙏🏻
avvsies
2024-08-22 05:32:21 +0000 UTCYes my boy is 10 months old!! I was ANTI having kids because I was soo scared but I’m all healed up now and being a mommy is better than I ever thought possible
avvsies
2024-08-22 05:28:06 +0000 UTCThe original creator of the whole demure trend meant it as satire!
Sally Paik
2024-08-22 04:45:23 +0000 UTC1. yes I have previously also chosen the bear 2. this is actually such a good one I cannot stop thinking about it…
Mahek Ghelani
2024-08-22 04:44:26 +0000 UTCokay hypothetical: you get trisha paytas to come on the pod BUT every time that your first child cracks an egg, a tiny piece of shell falls in. the piece is big enough that they definitely notice it if they eat it, but small enough that it’s hard to pick out.
Jane
2024-08-22 04:12:02 +0000 UTCi need max to know that the war of the worlds hypothetical did land on me and i had a good heehee over it!! it did NOT flop
frankie + lizzie!
2024-08-22 03:40:35 +0000 UTCwas having a LAUGH listening to this on my walk and had to desperately try to contain my giggles when anyone walked by so i don’t look crazy
ashley
2024-08-22 03:09:02 +0000 UTCnot the mumbling and cackling AI julia 😭😭
Lily Ana Verna
2024-08-22 02:05:50 +0000 UTCMy go-to is would you rather be a frog or a toad?
Celia
2024-08-22 02:04:07 +0000 UTCThe creator who kickstarter the demure trend is now able to afford to pay for the rest of her transition (gender affirming care ain’t cheap!!!) bc of the traction, so I think demure slays❤️🔥
Megan Rowe
2024-08-22 01:44:49 +0000 UTComg the linguistics, psychology, and neuroscience student in me is cringing at the language segment but i don’t wanna say anything that sounds patronizing. i hope it doesn’t come off that way bc im genuinely curious: how do y’all communicate with people that don’t speak the same language as you? do you use body language, point to things, show pictures on your phone, etc.? when i’m working (flight attendant) with people that don’t speak any of the languages i know and they want something to drink, they typically do a motion of drinking from a cup. i bring them a cup of water (bc that’s my first assumption if someone is thirsty) and a menu card with photos of all the drinks we have available so they can point to whatever they wanted. it would be hard to express more conceptual, complex thoughts, but i think that’s something you’d be able to pick up on over time as you relearn a language. you’d struggle with grammar because you’ve passed the Critical Period (birth to puberty) and the current accepted theory of Universal Grammar (Noam Chomsky, 1969) is that we have a more-or-less innate ability for language structuring that lasts until ~12 years old, at which point language acquisition becomes more difficult. i think that’s been extrapolated through the genie “experiment” and other observed feral children, as julia mentioned. i believe penfield (?) and lennehan (?) are the people who first studied and wrote about language acquisition that’s still widely referenced. after about 2 years, the ability to differentiate articulation and pronunciation of phones becomes hardened, and you’ll likely have a heavy accent, unless you’d been regularly exposed to these sounds in the first two years of your life. ima just say that im bilingual (trilingual if you count my limited spanish… i can listen and understand but can’t speak it back well) but my thoughts are often times in none of those languages. they just come in thought forms. vibes. it’s probably why i find talk therapy to be so stress-inducing because i can’t verbalize the things i think or feel when there are no words associated with them in the first place. perhaps im just an ~empath~. (or perhaps it’s something that i should work on and unpack in therapy.)
Jay Ess
2024-08-22 01:42:27 +0000 UTCI’ll have you binchs know I stand by my diaper (I’ve had two kids) and tbh they slay but a diaper rash would definitely mean they are not cleaning themselves 💀
Abi Clarke
2024-08-22 01:39:31 +0000 UTCIsnt one of them adopted on the royal tenenbaums?
Zoe Pfahler
2024-08-22 01:14:53 +0000 UTCCrying that you felt the need to specify
Madeleine
2024-08-22 01:11:46 +0000 UTCTELL ME is max an aries
Elisabeth
2024-08-22 01:05:40 +0000 UTCany binchie make a doc of these questions yet? neeeeed to ask my pals at hump day hangs tn
Dana Robinson
2024-08-22 00:17:47 +0000 UTCfirst cousins ??? babes your parents are siblings I cannot
haley
2024-08-22 00:11:03 +0000 UTCFor the uncle question: I have multiple uncles. Do none of their dreams come true? Is it a random uncle? Some I love down and others I would not mind seeing fall apart tbh
Valeria Chavez
2024-08-22 00:07:09 +0000 UTCis killing myself an option
Valeria Chavez
2024-08-22 00:06:11 +0000 UTClike his zodiac sign if anyone knows
Yasmins
2024-08-21 23:42:26 +0000 UTCmax is funny. is he a cancer?
Yasmins
2024-08-21 23:41:44 +0000 UTCThe way i almost had to pull over from cry laughing to the nonbinary child being bullied for having braces or 🔫david deluise
Abby Canton
2024-08-21 23:05:09 +0000 UTCHi ladiesss this episode made me giggle uncontrollably. LOVE the hypotheticals and Max is a funny legend. I’m a mom to an 11 month old baby girl and regarding giving birth/postpartum: your guts are not falling out and you don’t have to wear a diaper!!! You will be bleeding yes but a diaper is not necessary. You can wear dare I say chic granny panties that have a built in pad. Labour is extremely painful (get the epidural!!!) but you forget about it as soon as it’s over because of your beautiful baby. <3 Take all the time necessary to heal, it’s not as scary as ppl say it is I promise!!
Lanny G
2024-08-21 22:55:18 +0000 UTCIt’s funny that that everyone turned against demure in like 3 days. The people who quickly turn against popular slang are the ones who ruin those words in the first place tbh. Maybe you just spend too much time on your phone
Kate Winslow
2024-08-21 21:41:49 +0000 UTCThis episode really made me giggle, would love more Max hypotheticals
Marie
2024-08-21 21:39:57 +0000 UTCmy other other is you get to live a normal dating life BUT every time something romantic happens to you gay marriage gets a little bit more illegal based on the severity of your interaction. for example if you have a little hand holding moment, a restrictive law gets passed in a small town, if you fall in love, a whole country bans it, etc.
k
2024-08-21 21:35:57 +0000 UTCWtf is your man talking about Julia
Mar z
2024-08-21 21:33:34 +0000 UTCmy favorite hypothetical is you have a relationship with a perfectly average, mid, middle class balding white man. he's a little misogynistic and he's the only romantic interaction you get in your life OR you're in a six person polycule autogenerated from everyone in the world over eighteen. again, this is the only romantic interaction you get.
k
2024-08-21 21:32:34 +0000 UTCYou start your life over as a newborn and everyone you love continues aging normally BUT cancer is erased entirely (like doesn’t exist)??? No more cancer in the world and everyone who has it lives as though it never was.
Chelsea Furlow
2024-08-21 20:51:24 +0000 UTComg hello fellow cubicle queen
tbh mattea
2024-08-21 20:33:25 +0000 UTCmax needs to release a book of hypotheticals
Amber Ramos
2024-08-21 20:33:20 +0000 UTCJust subscribed, this gay is so grateful for you ladies
Jake
2024-08-21 20:06:58 +0000 UTCLoved this episode, very mindful very demure
jay m
2024-08-21 19:56:13 +0000 UTCthe david delouise one has me cryingggggg
lauren
2024-08-21 19:16:00 +0000 UTCCackling at my desk at these hypotheticals
Allie
2024-08-21 18:54:25 +0000 UTCwe’re max maxxing
Maya Arrata
2024-08-21 18:53:23 +0000 UTCWould love to hear more from Max’s mind for real
Elise Larson
2024-08-21 18:51:46 +0000 UTCRedacted NEEDS to do more of these
Mia Flora
2024-08-21 18:47:39 +0000 UTCnicole pearl would never be a stalker pls she just fell on hard times
Elinor Wood
2024-08-21 18:41:23 +0000 UTCfirst cousin is crazy y’all share a grandma and grandpa 😭
Chance Al-Hajji
2024-08-21 18:40:43 +0000 UTCthe only thing that got me out of bed for my 4:30am shift today
Elinor Wood
2024-08-21 18:36:40 +0000 UTCI also laughed way too loud in my cubicle when Max said David DeLuise would be struck by lightning I’m still laughing I can’t cope
Meg K
2024-08-21 18:07:19 +0000 UTCNot even kidding … if max and his friend find themselves in Ithaca ny.. would love to queen out w them
Eva Salzman
2024-08-21 17:57:05 +0000 UTCLuke Wilson’s character in Tenenbaums I’m pretty sure is adopted in the film (or Gwyneth Paltrow’s character I can’t remember) but I think their characters aren’t blood related but they were raised as siblings so tea
Meg K
2024-08-21 17:49:57 +0000 UTCIm late to work because i was doubled over in the shower laughing about your dads playing their trumpet in your faces at the alter and couldnt finish washing my hair
Amelia
2024-08-21 17:40:52 +0000 UTCIf you saw me giggling and loling on my flight listening to this no you didn’t
Lillie Hooper
2024-08-21 17:25:49 +0000 UTCHehe some more hypotheticals: 1. You’re walking through the forest and you can’t really be sure why but something just feels right. You come over the top of the hill and right in the middle of the path is the most beautiful silky bear you have ever seen. He looks you right in the eye and says in the kindest way possible - “come with me my child” - do you follow the bear? 2. You are cooking breakfast eggs and you turn away from the pan for a second to get some toast going. When you look back the egg yolk has turned the most eerie red. You don’t know why but you reach into the egg yolk and pull out a massive ruby - do you reach into the egg yolk a second time?
mdaisy
2024-08-21 17:25:33 +0000 UTCi haven’t even listened yet but i LOVEEEE max’s hypotheticals i am so pumped !!! 🔊🔊🔊 me and my friend always used to get high and make up ridiculous hypotheticals about our other housemates who we didn’t like and it was actually the most entertaining thing
Lily Ana Verna
2024-08-21 17:15:54 +0000 UTCYou never have to be overloaded with an annoying TikTok trend again, the algorithm will completely keep it off your feed BUT you have red eye in every photo you take, and you can’t edit it out.
G
2024-08-21 17:11:50 +0000 UTCFor the first one: I’d let it ride. My Dad has excellent taste in music, he’s asthmatic and missing a chunk of lung already. My Mum’s a doctor, so no worries there. There’s probably 20 people in attendance, and if they can’t deal with extended absurdity on the happiest of days, why are they even at my wedding?
Ryn C
2024-08-21 16:57:52 +0000 UTCwould you get struck by lightning for me if i was your hypothetical nonbinary nephew 👉👈
Kate Avadhanam
2024-08-21 16:45:15 +0000 UTCI used to work for a surgeon plagued by seasonal allergies who sneezed seven times every. Single. Time. Including during surgeries and clinic visits. Her patients actually thought it was adorable because she had a very demure sneeze but now I'm wondering if her mom made any deals for a celebrity selfie
Stevie Saxon
2024-08-21 16:25:12 +0000 UTCthe episode we’ve been waiting forrrr
Ferris
2024-08-21 16:10:48 +0000 UTCmy favorite episode of all time.
Rose Schupack-Dias
2024-08-21 16:07:27 +0000 UTCHypothetical: You get a hitman deployed on you indefinitely. The hitman won’t kill you, but will curse you with the voice and laugh of spongebob for the rest of your life. How long will you run?
Vivian
2024-08-21 15:21:44 +0000 UTCOkg I ALSO am on a cattle farm in Hudson valley wtf
Ruby Saloom
2024-08-21 15:21:38 +0000 UTCLooove hypotheticals—how about: The weather where you live is always within your ideal temperature range. For example, mine would be something like 55 degrees to 78 degrees and sunny. Not humid. Slight breeze. BUT, you are never quite dressed right for the weather. Think pants and a jacket in 78 degrees and shorts in 55 degrees. You’re never completely comfortable outside and you can’t change your clothes to match the weather better. Would you choose to live in this situation? Remember, everyone else where you live also experiences the same weather as you, but don’t suffer from the same clothing rule.
Stacey D
2024-08-21 15:10:44 +0000 UTCThe way I'm just screaming INVISALIGN for question 6
Kamrin Baker
2024-08-21 15:08:38 +0000 UTCone time i was talking to a friend n she randomly told me her parents r cousins and never expanded on her answer but honestly it makes a lot of sense they really do look alike
Sumaiya Fazal
2024-08-21 15:07:21 +0000 UTCthe tin foil question reminds me of those anti drug or anti smoking ads that we used to see a lot
Maddie Gardner
2024-08-21 14:57:34 +0000 UTCThe cousin answers were crazyyy
Sam Hope
2024-08-21 14:57:26 +0000 UTCJulias “hu-chah” sneeze impression is sending me it’s like the episode of arrested development where they all have different chicken impressions
Molly Kerrigan
2024-08-21 14:56:09 +0000 UTCI’m sorry, first cousins?!
Melanie Reagan
2024-08-21 14:48:48 +0000 UTCthe teaser for this ep was the thing that finally made me join the patreon and I am so glad to have heard this hilarious episode in its entirety. please give max a microphone more often :)
Caitlin Brown
2024-08-21 14:47:13 +0000 UTChypothetical: max has to live on your couch for two months (and he is a messy annoying heathen with no demure attributes) OR you can’t listen to binchtopia for two months
Sedona Steffens
2024-08-21 14:38:34 +0000 UTCif anyone comes for max in these comments i will personally beat them up
Sedona Steffens
2024-08-21 14:37:13 +0000 UTCBeing okay with fucking your cousin is crazy
Sofia Garcia
2024-08-21 14:25:09 +0000 UTCnever been more excited to hit play i’ve been waiting for this one
g
2024-08-21 14:18:31 +0000 UTCMax should be a dnd dungeon master
Elle Storer
2024-08-21 14:08:48 +0000 UTCOmg Montreal binchie !! Me too
Robyn
2024-08-21 13:51:21 +0000 UTCMy hypothetical - constantly have a runny nose or marry a republican but otherwise they are a good person ???
Lindsay Doyle
2024-08-21 13:41:38 +0000 UTCHey gals + Max :) I live in Montreal if Max needs a place to stay while here! Love hypothetical questions :) my insta is @lindsaydoyle_
Lindsay Doyle
2024-08-21 13:40:48 +0000 UTCMe and my friends have a list of back pocket questions we use on dates if the convo is slow and these are our top 3: 1. If flatmate goes missing but there’s a piece of pesto pasta in their bed, how long would it take for you to think they’ve turned into a piece of pesto pasta? 2. Shag, marry,kill: your absolute dream person but they are either balding,bad style and smells or 7 year old kid and you would have to be mummy 3. What 3 celebrities would make you cut from YOU giving them a blowjob
Rosie Shackell
2024-08-21 13:35:32 +0000 UTCthis is outrageously funny i cannot
Maddie Gardner
2024-08-21 13:30:57 +0000 UTCas this nation's leading Tenenbaumstress I feel the need to clarify that Margot is the ADOPTED sister of Richie so there is no biological relation. So go forth and ship with a conscience free of incest 🫡
Tessa Squissato
2024-08-21 13:20:03 +0000 UTCListening to the pod while moving cattle of course
Laurel Bishop
2024-08-21 13:11:12 +0000 UTCEee!! I live on a farm in the Hudson Valley and I’d love to host Max and Hunter!! Spare room farm house digs, farm fresh dinner, farm tour (baby cow petting involved) and good company obvi!
Laurel Bishop
2024-08-21 13:07:46 +0000 UTCBinchtopia stands with incest is NOT something I expected to learn this morning….
Sophie Fontaine
2024-08-21 13:04:55 +0000 UTCDemure comes from Doll slang and was so trendy bc it was a trans woman and that shit was cunty
Samantha Cali
2024-08-21 12:58:17 +0000 UTCi don't even want kids and it's grossing me out
Haven Patrick
2024-08-21 12:52:50 +0000 UTCcousin discourse is crazy!! i personally know my extended cousins (like 3rd,4th,5th cousins) so i cannot wrap my head around it
Haven Patrick
2024-08-21 12:49:43 +0000 UTCI am on the floor about David Deluise
Sabrina Benchaabane
2024-08-21 12:46:48 +0000 UTCI’m only on the first hypothetical and astounded by Max’s beautiful brilliant mind
Emily
2024-08-21 12:37:00 +0000 UTClet max know we love the ep
Megan
2024-08-21 12:30:52 +0000 UTCNot to trigger anyone but personally I would kms if me and my man shared two digit dna's
Charlie Cluster
2024-08-21 12:18:19 +0000 UTCMy little sister used to sneeze up to 9 times in a row every time when she was a baby and now still will get up to 3/4ish in a row at 15 years of age. It was so cute but also I felt bad, girl couldn’t catch a breath so I’ll say no to the celebrity selfie
Charlotte
2024-08-21 11:26:21 +0000 UTCRise and grind binchies 💪
Abby
2024-08-21 11:13:11 +0000 UTCcan't wait to pre-game teaching public school by listening to binchtopia 😍
olivia nievera
2024-08-21 11:11:16 +0000 UTCgood morning wives, sincerely a night shift nurse who HATES her little job 🤮
Faith Dominguez
2024-08-21 11:07:07 +0000 UTChello at 5am………
bre
2024-08-21 11:04:28 +0000 UTCIf anyone was wondering the male listenership is still jarred and shonked by the sound of a man’s voice on the pod
Cooper Moore
2024-08-21 11:04:09 +0000 UTCi move in to my dorm today and this is the best treat
johanna
2024-08-21 10:55:03 +0000 UTCWow good morning ladies
Krissy Simard
2024-08-21 10:54:52 +0000 UTC
