Jessie's New Pet

It was just another normal night in the Johto region for Ash and his friends. The trio had set the camp site up in a random part of the forest they were travelling in, chatting about their day by a camp-fire as well as discussing their plans for the next day, had supper and headed for bed in their tents. Not far from the camp site in the middle of the night, Ash had emerged from some bushes, having just answering a call of nature. 

“Ain't nothing like getting out what you've gotta get out!” He talked to himself on his way back to the camp site, while scratching an inch on the red fur of his left cheek. Of course, this would have been a normal night had it not been for the fact that a friendly witch had turned Ash into a Pikachu. The trio were helping out during the day with a magic spell that would enable humans to talk to Pokemon, but instead it turned Ash into his favourite Pokemon. He almost looked exactly like a Pikachu, but he still had on his trademark cap and some of his human hair, only Pikachu yellow. Thankfully, the spell would wear off eventually, but as the witch said, she was not sure exactly however, but it wouldn’t be more then a couple of days at the most. Still, Ash was enjoying the rarest of opportunities being a Pikachu, he could play all day with his best buddy Pikachu and maybe even learn how to use Thunderbolt if he was lucky. 

“Just think.” Ash continued talking to himself, with his eyes closed in imagination. “Maybe I could actually win my next Gym Badge by myself! That'll show Misty for saying I only ever won my Kanto Badges out of pity and reward instead of earning them!”

 Not looking where he was going while stuck in his fantasies, Ash bumped into a Pokemon's back by accident.

“Oh sorry.” Ash apologized. “Didn’t see you th...”

The Pokemon turned around to reveal it was a Smoochum. Ash had remembering seeing one of them in his adventures and given the look of love hearts in it's eyes, a bad feeling stuck his mind.

“SMOOOOCHUM!” The Purple and yellow Pokemon spoke excited. 

“I guess there's no chance of you being the first Male Smoochum ever is there?” Ash asked out of an off chance. 

“Smoochum, Smoochum!” The Pokemon turned round and called. A sudden sound of rumbling and running could be heard as a whole herd of wild Smoochum was now visible and heading towards Ash. 

“OH NO!” Ash yelled as he began to run as fast as he could away from the herd of love struck Smoochums. He was still not used to his Pikachu feet and arms, and had not experimented in running yet, but Ash tried his very hardest to escape the kissing Pokemon. “QUICK ATTACK, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!”

Around thirty minutes later, Ash re-emerged covered in bright pink lipstick kisses and a look of displeasure on his face. The Smoochum had caught up with him after five minutes of running and pretty much got the smooching of a lifetime. Now with that behind him he faced a new predicament. He lost track of where the camp site was and given his history of getting lost in the past with Misty and Brock, this was not good. 

“This night had better not get any worse...” Ash sighed while walking and rubbing the kiss marks off his body. After about ten minutes of searching, he had found the camp site again. He was really tired and just wanted to go back to bed at this point, as he had just cleaned himself off  completely so the Smoochum incident could stay his little dark secret. Being too lazy to walk over his tent, he settled for the nearest tent, which happened to be Misty's. “Say, didn’t Misty chuck out this old tent awhile ago?

Not caring, he entered the dark tent and climbing inside Misty's sleeping bag. He knew Pikachu sometimes slept with Misty so decided to try that out while he could. It had been cold outside while he was lost, and could do with the warm company. 

The very next morning, Ash slowly started to awake. Eyes still shut,  he was nice and snug in-between two pillows that his mind had not woken up to work out why Misty had two pillows by her chest. He could feel Misty starting to move about to wake out, letting out a soft moan;

“Aww Meowth, I like it when you sneak in here to snuggle up with me. You feel much softer this morning...”

“Wait a mo, MEOWTH?!?” Alarm bells starting in Ash's mind. The woman he assumed was Misty started to learn upward out of her sleeping bag while holding Ash in place. Both sets of eyes opened to reveal to each other their real sleeping buddy was. 

“J-JESSIE?” Ash stuttered in fear, snug in-between her cleavage.

“PIKACHU?!?” Jessie, thankfully in her nightgown, looked down at Ash in disbelief at the yellow electric mouse in-between her breasts. “SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A POKEPERV MISTER?!?”

Ash leaped out of Jessie's arms to run out of the tent, only to be greeted by James and Meowth who had come out of their tents to see what all the yelling was about, blocking Ash's way. 

“Are we still dreaming, or did dat Pikachu come out of Jessie's tent?” Meowth asked his comrade. 

“I don't think so Meowth.” James replied. “Normally Jessie's yelling wakes me up from dreaming!”

“I heard that!” an Angry Jessie exited her tent. “Talk about an early start, I haven’t even got my make up on and we're already dealing with Pikachu!” 

“What was he doing in dere anyway?” Meowth asked.

“I don't know, I just woke up and he was there right beside me!” Jessie explained. “Forget about that, let's just get him!”

“Erm you guys.” Ash spoke. “I think there's been a misunderstanding. I got lost after taking a leak last night and then I thought your tent was Misty's and...”

A moment a silence happened before it was broken with;

“...S-Since when could Pikachu talk?!?” Jessie pointed at Ash in shock. 

“Meowth! Have you've been giving him talking lessons behind our backs?” James asked his Pokemon comrade. 

“Hey, I'm in da dark as much as you guys are!” Meowth defended himself. 

“No no, I'm not Pikachu!” Ash explained. “That witch we met yesterday got her spell wrong and temporary turned me into a Pokemon!”

“Oooooooh!” The Rocket trio realised the truth in unison. 

“So dat explains why you have da twerp's cap on!” said Meowth. 

Jessie managed to pick up Ash before he had a chance to run away.

“So you're a full Pikachu then, twerp?” Jessie asked. 

“Well...yeah, but I dunno how to perform attacks or anything...” Ash explained. “...w-why are you grinning at me?”

“James, get the collar we received a few days ago!” Jessie ordered. 

“Just a sec then.” James walked back over to his tent. 

 What's this about a collar?” Ash started to worry, trying to struggle out of Jessie's grip, but it was too strong for his small body.  

“Oh I cannot pass an opportunity like this twerp.” Jessie explain. “Not at all, this sort of thing never happens, so I have to take full advantage of it.”

“Of what exactly?” Ash asked, knowing full well he was not going to like the answer.

Around five minutes later and a quick morning routine for Jessie, Ash was put back on the ground, but now he was wearing a bright red collar that James had put round his neck. Ash wanted to run away, but had a feeling the collar had a bad purpose.

“We were saving this for Pikachu twerp.” Meowth explained. “That is, the REAL Pikachu, but we might as well use it on you!”

“Se, if you try to run away or misbehave, all I have to do is press the remote and the collar will give you an electric shock.” Jessie continued as she came out her tent in her familiar Rocket uniform. “For instance...”

Jessie clicked a remote handed to her by James, giving Ash a two second shock throughout his body.

“ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!” Ash yelled before it ceased. “That hurt!”

“Well then, pets are not meant to walk on two feet, they walk on all fours!” Jessie commanded. 

“Pet? You must be...” Ash talked back, pausing when Jessie held up the remote. 

“Nor do they talk back at their Mistress, or do I have to shock you again?”

“N-No..” Ash cooperated, getting down on all fours while Jessie attached a leash on his collar. 

“Good, then let's go into town and buy us some things for my new pet.” Jessie said. “Come along cutesy!” 

Jessie walked ahead before tugging at the leash hard to ensure Ash could keep up with her. Ash croaked at the tug while James and Meowth followed onwards. 

“Can we even afford anything?” James asked.  

“Oh dat Delibird isn’t due for another month!” Meowth replied. “It's not like he shows up often anyway!”

The Rocket trio walked for a good hour in the forest before reaching a town. Ash was not too used to walking around on all fours in his Pikachu body and by the time they reached civilization, his feet were killing him.  Not to mention he was shocked ten minutes earlier for being, as Jessie put it, a Slowpoke. Ash felt degraded being taken for a walk like some pet, and it only felt worse when they were walking around town with passer-byers looking down at him. 

“OOO, what a cute little Pikachu!” a little girl ran towards Ash, and then started pulling at its cheeks. “Arnt you the cutest in that hat? You don't shock do ya?”

“No no, he won't shock.” Jessie explained. “Now, you were complemented Pikachu. What do you say?”

Ash had to choose his words carefully, as Jessie revealed the remote in her hand to Ash. Thinking quickly what a Pikachu would say in this situation, Ash sucked up the dignity to say in his best Pikachu voice;

“P-Pika Pi!”

“You're welcome!” the little girl smiled, giggled and skipped back to her mommy. 

“Good boy.” grinned Jessie. “We can't have you talking or people would start getting suspicious.

“Hey I talk!” Meowth spoke. 

“Yes, well people don't seem to care if you talk..” Jessie explain as she continued walking.

“...WHAT DA HELL'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?” Meowth yelled. 

“Let it go Meowth.” James tried to charm his fellow comrade down. “I'm sure the writers have a good reason for that...”

The Rocket trio continued to walk around town, searching for a particular store Jessie was looking for until they had found it, Pokemon at Home, a store for pet Pokemon things like food and accessories.

“Pokemon at Home?” Ash muttered. “Why...”

“OH you'll see!” Meowth made a cheeky grinned. “YOU'LL  see!”

“Uh oh...” Ash's mind began to catch up with the others, knowing what the store could possibly mean as they walked in. As the trio was shopping in the store, Ash could not see what exactly they were purchasing, as a lot of the items were placed on the higher shelves, high for Ash's height anyway, and Jessie and James made sure he didn’t see what they placed in their store basket. Meowth even took the leash and waited outside with Ash while Jessie and James aid for the items with their Rocket Card.

“You're just lucky we used our company credit card for expensive parts for our mechas to be able to afford your “treats”.” Meowth grinned. 

“Oh lucky me...” Ash said sarcastically, as he knew his day was going to be very unpredictable from then on. 

Much later, the trio and their pet returned to the forest and began to set up camp again. Jessie had entered her tent to change into something, while James held onto the leash keeping Ash captive and still on all fours.

“Okay guys, you've had your fun!” Ash pleaded, hoping for one more chance. “You've degraded me to the status of a pet, now just let me go!”

“Oh, you haven’t even been degraded yet!” James wagged his finger. “Jessie hasn’t even gotten started yet!”

Right on cue, Jessie emerged from her tent now donning a bright pink dress with red love heart patterns and showing deep cleavage, bright red lipstick and her hair was now done into two pigtails, while carrying the Pokemon at Home paper bag with whatever they brought inside. 

“Oooo!” Jessie began to play-act. “Is that's my cutesy woosy Poopsiechu over there?”

“...you have got to be kidding me!” Ash spoke jaw dropped as Jessie walked over to him and took the leash from James. 

“Well, enjoy!” Meowth laughed as he and James sat on a log, cracking open a soda can each as they were about to watch their enemy get humiliated for their entertainment. 

“Now, what shall we do first my lovely little Poopsiechu?” Jessie pretended to act clueless.    

“How about letting me go?” Ash asked, only to be followed by a shock from his collar. “Owwwww!”

“No no, my Poopsiechu does not take back to me!” Jessie wagged her finger. “Remember, you are my pet, and I am your Mistress.”

“O-Okay...” Ash agreed forcibly. 

To kick things off, Jessie took something out from the bag, a small pink bowl she placed in front of Ash, and a box of dry Pokemon food, which she opened and poured  the whole contents into the bowl, much to Ash's disgust. 

“N-No way am I eating that!” Ash looked at the brown food that looked like a pile of chocolate buttons. The stench smelt like a mixture of beef and vegetables that Ash could not identify which ones. 

“Do I have to shock my cutesy Poopsiechu again?” Jessie showed Ash the remote again. With his hands, or rather paws tied, Ash had no choice but to dive his face into the food and start munching away as quickly as he could, hoping to just eat it all as fast as he could to end the torment. It tasted so bitter in his mouth, he had no idea how Pokemon ate that stuff, but he continued on much to his embarrassment. Soon enough, he got threw the whole bowl.

“D'awwww, did my sweet Poopsiechu enjoy his meal?” Jessie smiled. 

“You know darn well I didn’t...” Ash muttered to himself. 

“Well, I always spoil my little cutey, so its a good thing I brought two more boxes!”

Jessie began to refill the bowl with two more boxes of food, creating a small towering pile. 

“M-More?!?” Ash's eyes widened. He was used to ordering many hamburgers as a human, but his Pikachu tummy already felt full. 

“Come on, I can eat three feeding bags of that stuff!” Meowth teased in the distance. “Don’t be a wimp twerp!”

Knowing the shocking alternative, Ash just bit his lip and began eating again, slower this time.

Eventually, Ash had finished his meal, and had to lick the bowl clean as well. At this point, he felt like the size of a large pillow but as heavy as two bowling balls. Ash had never felt so full in his life. 

“Ooooo, who's a fat cutey wooty Poopsiechu?” Jessie teased, poking Ash's side gently. “Who's my little Snorlax-achu?”

Picking up Ash, Jessie proceeded to give him a hug, making full sure that his face got plenty of cleavage.

“Nooo.....MRRRPPPHHH!” Ash moaned as his face pressed into Jessie's chest, almost unable to breath and being kept there by a tight grip of a hug. 

“You sure love mommy's breasts and hugs don't you?” Jessie teased. “You couldn’t get enough of them this morning could you my Poopsiechu?” 

“MRRPH MRRRRRPH!” Ash struggled to catch air. Every time he opened his month, all he was getting was boob, and he was still at the stage where romance and sexy were kind of yucky and boring as they had nothing to do with Pokemon training, even though he was eighteen already, but it was also Jessie for that matter, even if she did very plush and soft in that department. Finally, Jessie freed Ash from what he's consider “torture” and put down on his back. 

“You...trying to kill...me?” Ash puffed for air in disgust. 

“Ooo, what a fat little belly!” Jessie ignored Ash's complaint. “Wonder if my Poopsiechu is ticklish?”

Unable to get off his back like an upside down Venusaur due to the recent fattening he had received, Ash was left wide open to Jessie's fingers which began tickling his little yellow belly and sides.

“Tickle tickle tickle!” Jessie grinning. 

“AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Ash laughed, unable to compose himself as his fur made him more sensitive. “C-C-CUT, AHHAHAHAHA, THAT OUT, HAHAHAHA!” 

“Seems my Poopsiechu is enjoying his tickling! Why else would he be smiling?”

“NO, HAHAHAHAHA, STOP IT, AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Jessie kept tickling Ash for a good two minutes , which to Ash felt like an eternity, before she finally stopped. Ash felt so exhausted at this point that he would give anything for the day to just end. 

“Oooo, my little Poopsiechu is all pooped out!” Jessie pretended to awe at her pet. “Think we better ready you for bed!”

“Oh god, yes please!” Ash moaned, still gasping for air. But rather then take out something like a little bed, Jessie instead took out something else.

“But first, we must give you a nice hot bath!” Jessie placed a large bowl big enough to fit a Pikachu in right in front of Ash. 

“Oh god no!” Ash tried to run at this point, but he was still stuck on his back, unable to move. 

“James dear, could you pass the hot water over here?” Jessie kindly asked her fellow comrade.

“With pleasure!” James stood up and carried a large container of water over to Jessie. Jessie meanwhile picked the poor Pikachu boy up and placed him into the bowl, while taking his ha off. 

“Don't try and escape!” Jessie wagged her finger. “I'm sure my Poopsiechu's collar will shock much worse when in water!” 

The thought of the shocks getting worse froze Ash still in fear. Rather then find out how much worse, he just stayed there on all fours as James poured in the very warm water into the bowl to just above his legs. Ash felt a cold chill on his back as Jessie applied a shampoo into his fur. He could already smell the sent of roses from it before Jessie began to rub it all over his body, as well as chase bubbles to form all around him till only his face was visible among the white bubbly cloud that was Ash. At this point, the smell was getting unbearable for Ash, who always been a hater for girly things like perfume and such, but he tried his best to just endure it while Jessie made sure she washed all of his body clean. Soon enough, Jessie took Ash out of the now freezing bath and then rinsed him off with the remaining water from the container. 

“C-C-C-C-COOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDD....” Ash's teeth gritted, shivering from how cold he was. 

“Oh don't worry my Poopsiechu!” Jessie reassured Ash. “Once we get into my tent, the hair-dryer, combs and scissors should warm you up!” 

“TTTTTTThe what nnnnnnnnnow?”

Rather then answer him, Jessie picked him up once more and took Ash into her tent. James and Meowth just sat on their log, anxious to see Jessie's final result as sounds of a hair dryer and scissor snipping could be heard, as well as the moans and groans of Ash Ketchum.

“What'll you think she'll do to him James?” Meowth asked.

“Too hard to predict.” James answered. “Probably dye his fur pink, or make him look like a Flaaffy!”

About twenty minutes later, Jessie and Ash re-emerged from the tent. Ash now resembled something similar to those mythical animals known as poodles, with his fur puffed out much like a Mareep, but styled in the fashion of the mythical breed of dog, looking very girly to the point where even his tail was styled in a love heart like female Pikachus, not to mention the red lipstick on his lips, and his red cheeks powdered in blush to look very pink, and reeking in perfume, a smell Ash never liked ever in his life and only reminded him of the last time Team Rocket made him look girly. With pink bows added to his ears and human hair, and a look of absolute hatefulness on Ash's face, James and Meowth could only response with blasts of laughter. 

“HAHAHAHA!” Meowth laughed, rolling on the floor. “That is worth blasting off every day for!”

“HAHAHAHA!” James also laughed in similar fashion. “Oh, I am so releasing the wallpaper on my phone for this!”

As James got his phone out, Jessie picked up Ash once more, and gave him a big kiss on the face, as James took a photo on his phone. 

“Ooo, your cheeks are even redder now!” Jessie giggled, while Ash just hoped this would be the end of his humiliation. As James replaced his Ashley wallpaper with Ash the PoodleChu, Meowth carried a cage over to Jessie.

“In you go Poopsiechu!” Jessie put Ash into the cage, locking him in. 

“Erm, what now?” Ash asked.

“Play time is over!” Jessie stopped acting and began to behave like normal. “Now we figure out how you can be useful to send back to headquarters!”  

“What?” Ash now started to feel really afraid. “You can't be serious!” 

“Catching and steal rare Pokemon is our job!” James explained. “And YOU'RE a Pokemon! A talking one I might add that could be of use to us!”  

“Hey I know!” a light bulb lit up in Meowth's head. “Why don't we give him to da boss!”

“Erm, why?” Jessie asked puzzled.

“It's genius!” Meowth explained. “Imagine da boss one day at his desk looking through his files of all da new Team Rocket recruits when suddenly, da boss sees the girl of his dreams in one recruit photo!”

“Oh?” James spoke.

“With love heart in his eyes and his heart racing, da boss will try and think of a way to greet her and be da classicy chap he already is!”

“Get to the point Meowth!” Jessie moaned.

“Right, he'll look in da catalogues for a gift to give her, but he can't decide what to get her! With his heart broken, that's when da boss remembers the cute talking Pikachu we got him!”

“And?” James asked.

“He'll give the girl the Pikachu as a gift for all her hard work, and that's when da Pikachu asks her; “Giovanni would like to take you out to dinner!”! Then at dinner, da boss will attach cables to Pikachu so that his electricity lights up a building, with a marriage proposal written in lights! Overwhelmed, da girl says yes, and at da wedding, da boss uses Pikachu to power his electric car to and drive off with da happy bride to be to their honeymoon! With da new Miss Boss by his side, that's when he'll saaaaaaaay; “For helping me find the woman of my dreams, I'll make Meowth and his friends' dreams come true with a huge reward!”

“Really?” James looked puzzled. “That's the most far-fetched one yet...”

“Who cares?” Jessie spoke. “For research or finding love, I'm sure the boss will pay us big for this capture!”

As the Rocket trio danced happily in their dreams of success, Ash could only look at them in disbelief, muttering to himself;

“They do realise I'll turn back into a human eventually, right?”

“STARYU! WATER GUN!” Shouted a voice. 

Stopping in their early celebration, Tam Rocket looked in horror as a stream of a Water Gun attack headed towards them, hitting them and smacking them right into a tree.

“MISTY! BROCK!” Ash shouted as his friends were there to his rescue.

“You okay Ash?” Brock asked.

“It's been hell!” Ash replied. “Get me out of here quick!”

“Hold on Ash, we'll get rid of Team Rocket first!” Misty said. “Quick Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!”

Leeping into the sky, the real Pikachu let out an almighty Thunderbolt attack onto a soaked Team Rocket. As the bad guys screamed in electric pain, an explosion sent them flying into the sky.

“Great.” James groaned as the trio flew into the air. “I guess the boss won't get his bride then.”

“Don't worry James!” Meowth reassured his friend. “With Jessie in da outfit, I'm sure da boss will fall her for!”

“Are you out of your mind?” Jessie moaned. “I don't want to settle down just yet!”

“Well, I guess beggers can be choosers...” Meowth muttered to himself.

“WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGGGGGGGGGAIN!” The three screamed as the vanished out of sight with a twinkle and a “WOOOOOOOBUFFFFFET!”.

With Team Rocket gone, Brock came to Ash's assist, opening the cage with a slight kick to the cage door. 

“Boy, am I glad to see you guys!” Ash smiled for the first time that day. His friends however, were smiling for a different reason. 

“.......ha, hahahaha!” Misty broke out laughing. “Just what on earth were they doing to ya? You look pretty ridiculous!”

“Hate to say it but......hahahaha!” Brock broke into laughter as well. “But she's right!”

“Guys! This isn’t funny!” Ash weeped, embarrassed by his friends laughing at how he looked, even Pikachu began to laugh. “They treated me like some sort of pet!”

“Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.” Misty began to stop laughing. “Why don't we just get out of here? You've probably had a long day Ash, not to mention we had a long day looking for you.”

“Thank goodness.” Ash sighed in relief, though that peace only lasted until Misty picked up Ash's leash that was still attracted to his collar. “Erm, what are you doing?”

“If I remember correctly Ash, yo still owe me one bike!” Misty began to grin. “So as part of my long overdue payment Ash, I think I wanna take my temporary “pet” for a walk before your spell wears off! Maybe even pop into a Pokemon salon too if there's time”

“You can't be serious!” Ash moaned. “Havent I suffered enough?”

Unable to reason with Misty, the two humans recalled their Pokemon and began to walk back into town, with Ash walking beside Misty by force on all fours. He really was hoping for the spell to wear off before they got to town. 

“I hate witches!” Ash gritted his teeth in anger as they soon entered the nearby town...

The End?