I'm Pretty Sure Zatanna Cheats At Strip Poker
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Justice League Personnel Dossier
Subject ID: Zatanna Zatara
...I don't like losing. And it plays out the same way every damn time. She loses the first hand, and rather than taking the obvious move of pulling off her tie, or a shoe, she pulls down her top.
Her luscious... assets thus exposed, I am considerably distracted, and easy prey to her rather considerable abilities in misdirection and sleight of hand. By the end of the game, I am clad only in my cowl, and she hasn't lost a single other item of clothing. At least she makes it up to me after the match.
I don't like losing, but sometimes I don't mind too much either.
The winner of the Recycling Superheroes poll, everyone! Harley Quinn, the runner-up, will be featured next month, so stay tuned...
