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Random Fishing Planet Bullshittery

Just a quickie episode as I continue working on Outlast. 


We only really tried this for 30 minutes. So there's limited comedy to be taken from that. But I hope you like it. I aim to complete the full 18 minute next episode by next weekend :)

Random Fishing Planet Bullshittery

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I played on ps4 so I didn't get that bullshit, thanks for your insight :)

Cory Bell

It's not necessarily from past 'failures', it's their attitude. It's really disgusting. Shameful even. According to press releases from them, the PC audience are 'pirates' not worth developing for. And so they forced a minimal 3 installations per graphics card for your legitimate purchase, basically making you 'rent' a game you've paid with your own money. Frame rates are locked at a meager 30 fps and they condescending tell you it makes it more cinematic, as though you're a child who doesn't know better. And then install security vulnerabilities on your PC they can exploit later through via their shit and nasty U-Play. Please...I ask you not to just see The Division and go 'ooo shiny'. This company is a threat to the hobby we know and love as a whole. If their corporate ways become industry standard...yikes

SovietWomble

just from their past failures? I'm not saying that they are saints but I'm saying that the division beta was great fun. your thoughts would be appreciated on this

Cory Bell

Ahhh I'm afraid it's probably not our cup of tea. We're all pretty tired of the Ubisoft thing :(

SovietWomble

You're probably getting barraged with this comment, but I'd love to see The division bullshittery. Y'know, cuz I'm totally new and original.

Neil Abson

That's the spirit! Hope it's terrible enough to make a video out of it! Good luck :)

Raquel Pais

This was really enjoyable. I am sort of amazed how you managed to squeeze 3 min of bullshittery out of that game :D

TheUnihorse

This is pure gold. Glad to be a part of the 1% world elité that can preview this masterpiece before the filthy peasants. All hail mom's basement and granny's pocket money for making this possible.

Elenneth

Just checked on steam. The reviews are terrible. We should totally try it :D

SovietWomble

I think there is a Dual feature, but it was very much locked when we tried the game. So I don't know if that means it's a feature being implemented and isn't ready yet. This is what confused us into picking it up.

SovietWomble

Aye indeed. So there currently footage for Soldat (a short flash game in your browser) and Kerbal Multiplayer Mod that Cyanide and I tried briefly. But they're not the sort of thing we'd play for days on end like DayZ or Arma etc. So I'd never be able to do the compilation style clips like you get in most 10 minute bullshitteries. Hoping to also make small funny bits out of those between big videos :)

SovietWomble

Thanks :)

SovietWomble

tell you what you might like. DOT DOT DOT. It's a similar thing and absolutely brilliant - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA</a>

SovietWomble

That text in the begining <3

Fabian Hauer

It may have been a short episode but it was packed to the gills with funny

Rockethappy21

Definitely dig the shorter episodes for a quick laugh. Seeing some short one shots like this one in between other series is a nice change of pace and I hope you've got some more in store.

Mosley

I'm curious how you thought the multiplayer would work... Did you want to dangle your cock next to cyanide's while waiting for a guppy to have a nibble? 9/5 would watch again

SirToby

Yes indeed. Turns out it's really easy to switch over. So I just popped it over before linking this just in case it got weird if I did it later :)

SovietWomble

It's monthly now, mate.

TheByQ

Fishing game, surprised womble " Oooh! I've got a rod!" Try the Hunter with Cyanide if you want more amazingly boring games like this :)

Raquel Pais

Oh, well even if it was short, it was a nice amount of fun. Quality over Quantity n stuff. Oh and btw don't be sad if Cyanide always gets the biggest fish! He's obviously compensating something :P

Tatchiaz

Lovely text 'spazifications' as usual, if a little OTT. Keep it up!

sp00ky

Damn Soviet, such class in this short one! Much love and appreciation from Switzerland.

Sebastian Aschwanden

#CrappieFishHaveFeels 10/10

Elbasan Kadrija

Looking forward to seeing more of these short vids. You going full-time is going to make my funny bone work overtime.

Clavus

This was a lovely tidbit~

K. Lenae

Love the quick video Womble, it's like a little snack while we wait for the big one :)

Kevin Guanziroli

Womble. I do hope this is a non-patreon-money video or have you now swapped over to monthly payments as a result of the overwhelming support to turn the payment system monthly

William Booth-Clibborn

Loved it, thanks Womble!

Sepharus

Thanks Womble!

Ryan Wichterich


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