Television Announcer voice Cues up "Helloooo Viewers! Welcome to the wonderful world of Jess TV! Tune in as a saucy witch hops genres and channels in a surfing spectacular of the ages! Will she ever find a way back or will she forever be sandwiched between classic cartoonage and un-reality TV! Does it matter? No! Because this is television and it's all about crazy colors, wild commercials, and the constant serialization of a montage of madness with our favorite guest star... Jessssiieeeeeee STAAAAAAAAR!" *now showing in a rotating position with Breast Buy!*
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