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Cultural Awareness PSA

Added 2022-01-18 03:51:45 +0000 UTC

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"Yo! It's your favorite urban vigilante, Black Power Princess, here to educate and inform!"

"Today in the U.S. of A, we celebrated a national holiday to honor the great civil rights leader Reverend Martin Luther King Jr.. Righteous, baby!"

"While I was chillin' in the coffee shop, I overheard this clueless white bitch complaining about the post office being closed today. Who the fuck complains about the post office being closed?!"

"But I, uh, had a letter to-"

"Shut your trap, ho! Anyway, I slipped a neat little drug called neohypnol into her latte to make her a bit more, shall we say, agreeable. Then I dragged her out to this alley and stripped off her designer threads."

"Umm... is it me, or is it, uh, kinda chilly..."

"I said shut up! Now, with the help of this can of red paint and this can of Quik Stone, I'm gonna make an example of her sorry white ass by turning her into a monument to cultural awareness!"

"Power to the people, baby!"