New one-shot silliness: Fifty Shades Of Toast
Added 2017-09-29 03:27:05 +0000 UTCBecause I was in that kind of mood. The one where I feel like being completely ridiculous for the sake of being completely ridiculous, abandon continuity (shortly followed by reason), toss all hope for actual character development and Plot out the window, and finally kick the results into the auto-approval line with a battle cry of "Downvote me!" And in this case, I made a sincere attempt to do so within the Everyone rating -- but given the next-to-final scene and just what we're semi-parodying here, I decided to go with Teen for safety's sake.
So what we've got is nearly 7k of my expressing my feelings concerning That Book one. more. time. Only with toast.
So. Yeah.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386938/fifty-shades-of-toast
Look at it this way: if I could get the other version of the Post option to work, you'd have to see the cover art.
Which is toast.
So. Much. Toast.