New one-shot deep cringe comedy: Apply Heat For Ninety Minutes
Added 2020-04-24 01:51:21 +0000 UTCI have to explain what this story is, and what it very much isn't.
It is about the CMC getting certain facts about sex horribly wrong and acting accordingly, in a way which hopefully produces both laughs and spine collapse in equal measure.
It is not about the CMC having sex.
Because that's not something I'm going to write. Not with child characters, not ever. There is some nuzzling, and awkward moments, added to what I'm hoping is the best Precision F Strike I've ever written. (From a selection of... five?) But there's no sex. There never will be.
I had a very long discussion about this in my blog. One person has already said that they don't want to read this one, because they're not comfortable with minors talking about sex. And that's fine. If anyone else feels that way -- if you don't want to approach this story because you feel cringe isn't where the reaction would stop -- then I understand.
Just be assured that there isn't any sex here. There won't be, not with fillies. It's not something I ever want to write.
Instead, I wrote 11,800 words of cringe comedy.
And I will now be downvoted through the server by those who don't bother looking at the actual content.
Rated C for Crackfic, people. (But when it comes to the actual story and FIMFICtion's three rating choices? It's rated Teen.)
