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New one-shot Mature story: Natural Ones

Added 2020-01-21 03:14:54 +0000 UTC

Okay: now this is me being silly for the sake of silliness. And also tentatively treading through the Mature waters again, because this is a sex-themed comedy. Or at least, a comedy based around sexual roleplay. While mocking a few RPG systems, which has got to be good for a few downvotes all by itself.

(They're like religions, you know. You always get the ones who can't stand to see their faith mocked.)

This idea was inspired by something said in FIMFic's Discord chat about a month ago (and I credited accordingly). The initial prompt was Luna going around as Peasant Incognito, using the character accordingly. It made me think about the other kind of roleplay, and once you've invoked the busywork of excessive rules...

So 6200 words of mostly-silliness and hoping to give people a few laughs, because you can't be dark all the time. Or rather, if you try to be dark all the time, you get bashed in the actual RPG section first. And you deserved it.

...yes, I'm still sitting on the tax idea.

Just try to make deductions funny.

(Oh, the picture? I got lucky. I was searching for images of dice showing 1 and as it turns out, someone had already been through the natural thought. I'm guessing that's custom work. And I don't so much look at it as cursing as having the die say what the person who rolled it is thinking..)