A Simple Life: Chapter 189

We all laugh, Brayden coming in late as he catches the humor of his quip only after the fact. Winona excuses herself so that she could go set herself up and go over her notes for the game. Meanwhile the rest of us return to the sofa to hang while we waited for the others. Along the way I attempt to subtly interpose myself between Kayla and Onyx but just the way we moved made that impossible and so they end up side by side as they sit down. Catching sight of Onyx’s webcomic left open on the nearby tablet Kayla connects the characters with the costumes which naturally leads to a conversation about Onyx’s art. Given the risque nature of some of the work some risque comments are made which only encourages Kayla’s naturally flirtatious personality. It was hard to tell with Onyx’s deadpan wit and sarcasm but it she sure seemed to be receptive to my friend’s flirtations. The two were hitting it off.

From the table Winona looked up every so often clearly miffed at Kayla’s frisky back and forth with Onyx. Like me she was worried about Briar who was due to show up any minute now. I knew Kayla well enough to know that nothing was going to happen tonight or even in the next month or two, but I also knew her well enough to know when a seed was being planted for a potential future harvest.

A buzz announces the arrival of the rest of our party right on time. I hurry to let them up and wait by the door to greet them. I couldn’t wait to see their costumes.

Bursting through the door first comes Riley, as big and brash as she ever was.

“AVERYYYY!” She cries, loud enough for the neighbors two suites away to hear. “Oh my God! Look at you! AAAHHHHH!!! You’re GORGEOUS! You ARE Althea! Cain, isn’t he GORGEOUS?” She glances behind her to see the doorway still empty. “Oh. They’re coming. Briar’s having some issues with her costume.”

My ears ringing I look curiously at her costume which consisted of a fluffy white bathrobe and two long bunny ears sprouting up from her curly blond hair.

Catching my look she winks. “The real costume is underneath.” She whispers, which for her was pretty much a normal inside voice for anyone else. “Cain woulda died if I wore outside.” As she says that she pulls her robe to the side to give me a peek. She ends giving me way more of a peek than either of us bargained for as she fully flashes her big left titty at me. The biggest boob I’d ever seen just sorta hangs there in the open a full three seconds before she realizes she’d pulled too much to the side. “WHOOPS!” Leaving me blushing she quickly covers up again. “He he he he!”

“What’s goin on out there?” Kayla calls.

“Just showing Avery my tits.” Riley giggles. “EEE!”

“Excuse me?” Winona exclaims.

“Hey! We wanna see!” Kayla laughs.

Riley kicks off her sandals and scampers past to go join the others at the sofa. “Kay! Look at you! You look… HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” I grin, knowing she’d just seen Horny’s bulge. With the open door still in my hand I hear approaching from down the hall the chink, chink, chink, chink of rattling steel chains. Stepping around to be framed by doorway is a fantasy monster come to life!

It’s skin was a mottled grey-green. It’s eyes were fiery orange rimmed by crimson and it’s greasy black mohawk gleamed like wet tar. Up from behind it’s bottom lip thrust two craggy tusks. It wore a kilt of thick leather seared down one side appearing as if it had felt the touch of magical flame. The rest of it’s outfit consisted of bits of fur and leather and canvas and chains and criss-crossing straps both studded and spiked. On its shoulders and across its torso it wore plates of mismatching armor both steel and leather and above its fur-lined boots it’s knees were covered with spiked cups that looked like they’d once been codpieces. It was the garb of a savage who had pieced their look together from dozens of fallen foes and slaughtered prey. A steel chain wrapped around one arm, crossed behind its neck then carried on down the other. On one end hung the heavy head of a maul and on the other were spikes. Both sides were spattered with fresh red blood.

My mouth hung open as I take in this pint-sized monstrosity. I had never seen anything so simultaneously terrifying and adorable. My eyes flitting about Briar’s body I start to catch some of the items I’d seen her buy at the thrift store. The leopard print pillows and ratty teddy bear provided the bits of fur, the belts and pet collars were now the different bands and straps, the worn out backpack provided the canvas, the welding apron was turned into her kilt, and so on. Every item she’d gotten had been broken down to be used in a new creative way. Added to this was body paint, hair dye, and a number of 3-D printed pieces to really put the effect over the top. Briar looked as close to her monstrous half-ogre, half-troll behemoth as was possible for a young five foot nothing college girl. WOW!

I was already blown away but I didn’t realize that she’d saved the best for last.

It’s rage filled eyes lock onto me and it takes a breath then says in a surreal guttural tone blended with a deep inhuman growl. “I…AM…SCOUUUUURGE!”

For just an instant I thought my new friend had actually transformed into a monster! No human throat could make that noise. But as my brain catches up I realize that she was using a voice changer. And she’d embedded the speakers inside her tusks! Brilliant!

I fall to my knees then right down to my butt so that I could look up at the beast the way it should be. “Scourge!” I say. “W-Welcome.”

Briar grins as much as her tusks allowed her to as she peers down on the awestruck elven maiden. “Hullo, Althea.” She says in her crazy monster voice. “I look forward to spilling blood with you again.”

“The others are in the t-tavern.” I motion back toward the living room.

“Mrm.” Scourge nods and tromps past me. I actually have to bite my lips so as not to laugh as Briar made little ‘boom, boom, boom’ noises with her mouth to accompany her heavy foot steps.

Everyone goes wild as Briar makes her entrance all over again. I wish I coulda been there to see it but I still had one more guest to greet. Turning my head I find myself face to crotch with Cain. Or should I say, Raevis O’Regal the half-elven huntsman sent to watch over me by my powerful grandmother.

Slowly I look up his fit, dark body. Cain wore skin-tight brown pants, a simple off-white hemp shirt and a snug green vest. His skin he’d painted here and there with stripes and smudges of greens and blacks to give him the natural camouflage of his forest kind. And slung across him he wore an actual wooden recurve bow. The costume was simple yet expressed precisely the right energy. He looked sooooo cool. And damn did his toned gym muscles ever suit that look! As my eyes meet his quizzically looking back at me I realize the weirdness of the situation.

“Avery?” He says while raising a brow.

“Um.” I blush again.

He chuckles and sets down the four separate bags the women had left him to carry. He then offers me his hand and says in a smooth debonair way. “Miss Althea.”

“Oh! Um, th-thank you.” Feeling very much in character I take his hand and accept his help up to my feet.

“Anytime.” He says with a smile. “Great costume.”

“You too!” I say. “Winona’s at the table. You can set the bags there.”

“Right on.” He picks them up again and cuts through the kitchen. “Shit! Urbosa? Ha ha ha! Awesome!”

I giggle as he and Winona do a really bro-y hand greeting like out of a Schwarzenegger movie. I shut the door and hurry to join the party in the living room where I find everyone talking and having a great time. Soon Winona and Cain join us and he’s introduced to Onyx. Everyone is complimenting everybody else’s costumes and Kayla’s cock gets lots of laughs. Among it all Riley stands in her robe and a funny smirk.

“Okay!” Kayla says over the din. “The gang’s all here.” She points at Riley. “Time for the final reveal!”

“EEEEEEE!” Riley squeals.

“Ohhhh!” Cain groans and covers his face. “Reveal is the right word.”

“Ha ha ha!” His girlfriend titters and waves a hand toward him. “I had to be true to character, didn’t I?”

The way Cain looks at her melts my heart. He was embarrassed right down to his toes but he was smiling too and showing his unwavering support for his ebullient partner.

“Come on, come on.” Kayla calls. “Take it off, Bunbun!”

Everyone is laughing and bubbling with anticipation as Riley slowly unties the belt of her robe.

“Da na na nahhh.” Kayla starts up ‘strip show’ kind of music and soon the whole gang joins in. “Da na na na nahhh!”

Getting into the tune Riley, always one to love being the center of attention, starts to waggle her big, round hips and spin the ends of the belt. She twirls and dances and teases at the robe as the rest of hoot and sing. Beside me Brayden is laughing like I’d never heard him before. The song builds and builds with Riley hamming it up the whole time until as the final notes hit their crescendo Riley pulls the robe away and lets it fall to the floor to reveal Hoppy Bunbun in all her glory.

A collective gasp goes up. Oh my goodness!

To call what Riley was wearing a costume would be generous. It was some of a costume, though not much! She had on a translucent white lace babydoll with cleavage that plunged down past her massive tits almost to her belly button and a hem that barely reached past her big, plump bottom. Beneath that babydoll, which you could pretty much see right through, were just white thong panties with a cute puffy bunny tail affixed to where the crack of her ass ended. Around her neck she proudly wore Hoppy’s holy symbol, which in the real world translated to a long, thick orange carrot which she’d drilled a hole through so she could wear it around her neck on a cord. And that was it! Except for her pussy we could see pretty much every inch of her thick, soft, voluptuous body!

While her boyfriend’s brown cheeks darken to nearly black she is absolutely soaking in the spotlight.

“What do you think?” She asks, then before anyone can answer she starts hopping around the living room! OH MY GOODNESS! Never in the history of Ehkolie had anything jiggled so much. She hops right up to Cain and grabs his vest then looks back over her shoulder to shake her little bunny tail at the rest of us. “He he he he!”

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