A Simple Life: Chapter 191

Unfortunately Winona doesn’t get the opportunity to have a private word with Kayla as her summons spurs the rest of the party into migrating toward the table as well. Brimming with eagerness to game again Cain is sat down and setting up in his spot before Kayla even gets there. Looping her arm into mine the moment I stand Riley leads me that way too.

“God, you make a pretty elf.” Riley says. “Such a cutie! I had to look twice to make sure it was really you.”

“Th-Thank you.” I say. “Your costume’s…um…c-cool too.”

Though I am whisked along my attention was still on Briar who continued kneeling beside Onyx, glowering at her with a jealous frown. The frown is quickly hidden though when she puts her tusks back in and hurries to join us.

“Look at this guy.” Riley laughs at her enthusiastic boyfriend as she sits beside him. “I swear he must have the entire sections on half-elves and Hunters memorized with all the reading he’s been doing. AND he’s ordered the Hunter’s Hunting Guide!”

“Field Guide.” He corrects with a grin. “The Hunter’s Field Guide. No harm in being prepared.”

“Yep.” Winona says, looking rather proud of her handiwork. “He’s caught the bug. You can borrow my copy if you want. Until yours comes in.”

“Nah.” He taps his phone which he had on this character sheet. “I’ve got the electronic version.”

“Nice.” She says. While I settle into my spot to her right Winona somehow finds my hair to give it a loving stroke while still looking at Cain who sat to her left. “You should check out the Heaven’s Huntsman trilogy if you can find it. Tons of cool shit in there. They’re old and kinda fucked up but they’re set in first edition FoF.”

“You’ve read the old novelsh too!?” Briar asks as she claims the spot next to me, her tusks giving her her slurpy lisp again. “They’re sho hard to find!”

“Impossible even. Forbidden tomes locked away never to see the light of day.” Winona chuckles. “As I said, they’re kinda fucked up. The OG author was one warped bitch. They’re still technically canon even though the publisher would just prefer we forget all about’em. Can’t get’em new and the old ones rarely surface. I got the whole set though. First printing, before the edits.”

“No! Even The Shentaur’sh Gambit!?”

“Yep.” Winona grins. “I used to go to this little tucked away used books place in Rapid City and got to know the owner. One day the whole lot came in at once. Every single FoF novel ever printed. Some dude was getting rid of his collection before heading off to college. With how much I used to bug him about them the owner called me first and said that if I could get there in a day he’d hold’em for me.”

“No way.”

“Uh huh.” She nods. “I begged and pleaded and even cried a little for dad take me to the city and buy them for me. Pops bein Pops, he eventually gave in.”

“You’re DAD bought them for you!?” Briar snort-giggles. “Oh nooo!”

“Yep.” Winona laughs. “If he would have had any clue what was in those books he would have had me burn them. Heh! Especially The Centaur’s Gambit.”

“Ish it…” Briar pulls out her tusks again to ask. “Is it true?”

“Uh huh.” Winona gives her a slow nod. “And that’s just Chapter 1!”

“Oh my!” The pair of them share an ‘inside joke’ sort of chuckle.

Just then the door buzzer cuts through the music and chatter once more.

“PIZZA!” Riley leaps, and jiggles, out of her chair to scamper, and jiggle, to her purse on the kitchen counter, whereupon she continues to jiggle. “Bunbun is starving!”

“Come on up.” Brayden says at the intercom. He was about to step away when Riley catches him and pulls him back to the door. “Huh?”

“You take the food while I pay.” She informs my blushing roomie who was making a Herculean effort not to gawk directly at her tits, at least while her tall and fit boyfriend was watching them.

“Riley.” Cain says. “The robe!”

“Robe?” She tilts her head, blond curls bouncing.

“The delivery driver! We might know them!”

“OH!” She looks down at her exposed flesh. “HA HA HA! Right!” Instead of going for the robe, which still lay where it landed in the living room, Riley instead simply repositions Father Brayden to act as her human shield.

The driver soon arrives to be greeted by a collared priest who had a woman wearing bunny ears peaking around his shoulder.

“Your order.” We hear the driver say as Brayden takes from him a stack of pizzas with a big paper bag balanced on top.

“Thanks bro.” Brayden says before completely forgetting about his mission and walking into the kitchen to leave Riley face to face with the driver.

As the driver gets an eyeful Cain is face palming while the rest of us are snickering behind our hands. We couldn’t actually see the guy at the door but we could easily imagine his shock.

“Uhhhhhh.” The driver says as images of porn scenes that started just like this was surely dancing in his head, though the presence of a Catholic priest was surely sending those fantasies for a spin.

“Hey there!” Riley says cheerfully with a little bounce and, of course, a jiggle while not even attempting to cover herself. “Do you take Visa?”

“Errr, it’s already been paid for.”

“Oh yeah! HA HA HA HA! I forgot.” She laughs. “Soooo, ummm, how’s your night going?”

“Ummmmm.”

“RILEY!” Cain cries.

“OOOPS! Hee hee hee!” Riley squeals, hops, and…jiggles. “Okay! Have a good night!” And with that she slams the door in the poor guy’s face. “SORRY!”

The whole apartment once more quakes with laughter. Riley hurries back to her flustered boyfriend to assure him that they didn’t know the guy, though even he was laughing too hard to really listen.

As people start to rise to get their food Brayden shooshes them back. “I got this.” He says as he pulls down a stack of plates. “You guys do your thing. Winona, as Fable Master you’re first. What’ll ya have, boss lady?” As he piles her slices and wings onto a plate I flash my roomie a grateful grin, which he catches and reflects back at me. One by one Brayden serves out each person’s request along with a paper towel, leaving Onyx and then himself for the last.

In the meantime sheets and books and dice and pencils are spread out across the table as everybody eats and makes merry. Winona sat at the head of the table against the wall. Going clockwise Cain sat next to her with Riley on his other side then came Kayla seated opposite the Fable Master on the opposite end then Briar and me with our back against the wall. Onyx and Brayden enjoy a little meal of their own out in the living room though they were still a part of the conversation.

“Ohhhh great and powerful Fable Master.” Kayla calls over the din. “You had a question about Horny Fucker?

“Nevermind.” Winona waves it off as she couldn’t really talk to her about what she wanted to now. “It can wait.”

Standing up Kayla rubs the phallus stretching her tight pants. “If this is about my Brick…”

“Brick?” Briar questions.

“That’s right.” Kayla winks. “My BRC. My big red cock.”

“PFF!” Both Briar and I start giggling like kids on a sugar high.

“I assure you it’s legit.” Kayla continues with a devilish grin. “Incubi can make minor alterations to their form at will in order to seduce or pleasure their mortal paramours. And human chicks just can’t resist the BRC.”

“She speaks no lie.” Quips Onyx.

“Even without alterations it’s by the rules.” Kayla continues. “Briar showed me the Mature Fantasy Supplement from the second edition. I’m well within the Incubi size range.”

“There’s no such book.” Cain says. “Is there?”

“Believe it not there is.” Winona says. “After last game I brought it with me. Just in case.”

Looking to Cain Kayla quips. “You’re not the only one whose done some reading. The Brick may be mighty but it’s all by the book.”

“Damn min-maxers.” Winona grumbles through her laugh before looking at Briar. “You’re rubbing off her!”

“Damn right she is.” Kayla says, taking her seat again and giving Briar’s shoulder a much welcomed intimate rub. “My Little Mistress.”

As the others turn to other topics I catch Briar lean in to whisper to Kayla. “That sure is big! A lot bigger than…um…” Her voice goes lower. “…last night.”

Kayla winks and rubs her cock once more as she whispers back. “This one’s not for beginners.”

“Oh. Um… Yeah.” Briar says softly. “I guess not. Ha! Not for beginners. That’s for sure.”

Despite her laugh and her smile I can sense Briar tensing up at my side. Kayla’s quip was meant in jest but Briar, already feeling jealous and self-conscious, took it too much to heart. As if Kayla were suggesting something by it. Beneath the table I slip my hand into hers. Though she doesn’t look at me her hand grasps tight around mine. I try to catch Kayla’s eye but she was already talking to Riley about something.

“We can eat and game at the same time, can’t we?” Cain urges the rest of us. “Come on! I want to roll some dice!”

Winona chuckles as she wipes her hands. “Okay, okay! Take it easy there, nerd.”

“Nerd!?”

“Ha ha!” Winona pulls her chair forward and peers around over her screen. “Everybody ready?”

“YEAH!” Most of the table along with Onyx and Brayden cheer.

“Alright then, my pretties.” Winona says. “Let the Mayhems commence!”

Chapter 192