Frame Rate: The Cabin in the Woods (Feat. David Bell)
Added 2018-01-22 07:24:52 +0000 UTC
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I'm imagining an alternate world where they're like
"we got a call from downstairs.... we gotta trigger at least 90 percent of 'the libs' or we're fucked"
"OK well we can run Trump, but who the hell is gonna lose to him"...
And it's just this weird world where Trump is a direct result of old God intervention.
Harry Moore
2018-07-05 22:35:53 +0000 UTC
Im guessing that once horror turned and it went from HP Lovecraft to suddenly scifi film where plucky humans defeat the big bad the governments were like "we've gotta round up the monsters and control this"
Harry Moore
2018-07-05 22:34:01 +0000 UTC
You could throw someone in a volcano as a willing sacrifice, think Aztecs
Harry Moore
2018-07-05 22:16:08 +0000 UTC
The split up gas could encourage antisocial behavior plus intelligence
Harry Moore
2018-07-05 22:05:23 +0000 UTC
I imagine in the school there were like a slutty teacher and a jock coach in japan (in terms of japan having the archetypes) they probably died off prior to our seeing them
Harry Moore
2018-07-05 21:51:57 +0000 UTC
Nothing better than watching horror porn with a group of friends...just sayin