God Of Destruction Abridged Chapter 6

Chapter 6: Training over the fight begins

Mustafar Police HQ

“Okay, do I have your attention,” yelled Detective Tsukauchi to the large room, “For everyone here and those who are phoning in from abroad, Japan has well I’ll be blunt, a trio of new assholes that showed up a few days ago.” The projector behind him showed the faces of the three Hanamas, “We have no idea who these guys are, they literally showed up out of thin air three days ago and they have been on a warpath. They’ve beaten up over a hundred different people, police officers, heroes, thugs, and full blown villains.” Suddenly someone in the crowd cleared their throat, “Oh and also one degenerate who kind of deserved it. In any case these three have escalated things to a dangerous point. This one in particular,” as an image of Yujiro was on the projection, ‘Has killed several criminals and beaten up nearly a hundred people already, some of which have died, while a few of them have said that he showed them the women inside of them. Whatever the hell that means, but back to the main topic. Several heroes have been called to handle these three, even though they haven’t done anything yet to warrant top level heroes called in, they have been stirring the pot by attack several location where criminals hangout, from what we’ve gathered from witness testimony from those who have confronted the three, these guys aren’t from Japan. They maybe Japanese but it looks like they are bounty hunters from America and they are on the hunt for some criminal calling themselves the God of Destruction.” This caused some in the crowd to giggle, “I know, I know, it’s a ridiculous name, God Of Destruction, but thanks to these three, several criminals, vigilantes and bounty hunters are now looking for this mysterious criminal and causing a lot of problems because of it. Though that’s not our problem here today, our problem is how to deal with these three.”

A voice then spoke out from the crowd, “Treat them like any other criminal in America and shoot first.”

Detective Tsukauchi sighed, “No, no, we aren’t Americans so we are going to give them a chance to surrender if they refuse,” He then yelled, “THEN WE PUMP THEM FULL OF LEAD!” 

The whole room cheered. “Okay, bringing you to America that one time was a bad idea.” said Toshinori from the computer on the desk near Tsukauchi.

“What are you talking about?” said the officer, “Going to America was a life changing experience and made me appreciate police work like they do back in the states, even my colleagues are enjoying it.” As everyone in the room began to get their guns ready for the shoot out that was going to come. “Speaking of America, when are you coming back from the US?”

“I’m getting on the plane now, I should be back by tomorrow morning.” said Toshinori from the other end of the computer, “Then All Might will handle things from there.”

“Not if we shoot these guys first.” Said Tsukauchi with a smile.

Toshinori sighed, “What did I do to you my friend,” he asked himself when suddenly the whole computer was pushed off the table, “Huh What the?”

“Sansa! What did I tell you about pushing things off the table?” Yelled the Detective.

  “MEOW!” was all the cat man police officer said.

“Oh I can’t stay mad at you, ready to go shoot some criminals?”

“MEOW!”

“And here one thought having the American and Japanese officers mix would improve our officers,” said Toshinori at the US airport, “The sooner I get back the better.”

~o~

Izuku stretched as he left the time chamber, “Three more years down, but that chamber gets real stuffy by the end there.” as Izuku took a breath of fresh air, “Oh man does it feel good to take a step out of there,” Izuku leaned forward causing his very long hair to fall down, “Oh yeah I definitely need another haircut now. This time can you please cut my hair normally and not give me any weird hairdo.”

“That weird hairdo was me trying to cover up one of your biggest problems you have in becoming a God Of Destruction.” said Kusu.

“Huh?” Izuku thought for a moment but couldn’t think of anything. “What problem are you talking about?”

Kusu then pointed at him, “You’re not intimidating at all.”

“What?”

“How is that cute baby face supposed to strike fear into anyone especially when you have that innocent look in your eyes. You look nothing like how a proper destroyer should look.” said Kusu.

“You think my- Wait a minute, you mean this entire time when you’ve been cutting my hair giving me those weird hair looks, the mohawk, the bug, whatever those weird upward hair loops were.”

“The Galtanian hair loop.”

“That was to make me look intimidating.” 

“Yes but your baby face and your incredible uncooperating hair made that impossible. Don’t worry, in due time I will conquer your hair, even if it’s more stubborn than a low polygon character's hairdo, I will make it look like it belongs to a proper destroyer.”

Izuku gave her a deadpan stare, “How about we focus on the important stuff, like making me strong enough to be a God Of Destruction. How strong do you think I am now, can I blow up a planet?”

“Of course, but not quick enough to call yourself a proper destroyer.” said Kusu, “I’d say right now you are roughly at the moon level of destruction right now. Which isn’t bad at all, but I will admit we have somewhat hit a wall here recently.”

“We have?” 

“Yes I’m afraid,” said Kusu, “In the past few months your progress has hit quite the speed bump, I wouldn’t say it grinded to halt but it has definitely slowed down considerably.”

Izuku was now slightly nervous, “Any idea how to make me pick up the pace again?”

Kusu thought for a moment, “I could try and put you in my own personal dimension and dial it up to max while back in the time chamber, that would make 1 day out here be a thousand years in the time chamber.”

Izuku didn’t like that idea at all, “I think I would go mad if not downright insane if I tried that.”

“Indeed, you are not ready for that just yet, but word of warning if we are down to the wire I will do that to push us to the finish line.” said Kusu.

“Noted,” said Izuku, “Anything else?”

“I think what you need right now is real combat experience.” said Kusu, “You can train as much as you like but it doesn’t progress you nearly as fast as the actual thing.”

“Really then what about us trying for UA?” asked Izuku, somewhat hopeful.

“You mean that ridiculous hero school you keep talking about?” 

“Yeah, it would give me proper training and a legal means to fight other people.” said Izuku.

Kusu pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration, “Izuku, I know it was your dream for a very long time to get into UA but, fighting those kids would be like an adult fighting a baby, I still don’t get the whole school thing, I do believe it would be a waste of your time, also ‘LEGAL!’ Izuku you are a god of Destruction, you are way far and beyond the law of this planet.”

“Yeah but that doesn’t exactly feel right.” said Izuku, a bit bashful.

“Your mindset is something we also need to work on.” said Kusu while rubbing her temples, “Your cinnamon roll attitude will never allow any other deity to take you seriously. We need to revamp your whole persona from the ground up.”

“Persona? Look how about we put that on hold for a moment and talk about our next move, preferable over some food.” said Izuku right before his stomach growled, “I’m getting hungry here.”

“Oh can we get chicken wings?!” asked Kusu excitedly.

“Chicken wings?”

“Yeah I just got through a game where I guy kept bringing up chicken wings and I want to try them.”

“Sure, I’m not sure if there's a place nearby but I’m sure we can find someplace nearby that has good chicken wings.” said Izuku.

“Fantastic, let me just change real quick.” said Kusu before going through her magic girl transformation once more.

Izuku stood there with a deadpan stare as he watched, “Are you going to do that everytime?” he asked when she was finished.

“You know I doubt anyone from the 2nd universe would be complaining about my transformation,” said Kusu.

“We’re not in the 2nd Universe.” said Izuku, “Also can you please cut my hair before we go?”

“We can do that afterwards, chicken wings come first.” said Kusu as they began their walk back into town.

~o~

Yujiro finished his coffee, “Seriously you two couldn’t find anything.”

“Nothing, I’m not entirely sure this god of destruction guy even exists,” said Jack as he finished his cup of coconut water. “I’ve tried several places but nobody has heard of this guy.”

Yujiro thought for a moment before looking at Baki, “How about you, Baki, find anything?”

Baki looked up at his father before shaking his head, “Nothing, I don’t think this guy is in the city or at least this city, he might be up in some mountain somewhere training or since this world is all about heroes and villains, maybe he’s in his evil villain lair. Though that is just a guess.” said Baki, “but my real question for you dad, what did you do to this coffee shop?” he asked while gesturing to the giant hole in the wall and several broken tables in the center of the store.”

“Some dumbass called the fourth kind wanted a fight, it was pathetic, I tossed him through the wall here and when he was down for the count Gus over here offered me a drink while his co-workers picked up the place.” said Yujiro while gesturing to their new waiter.

“My name’s not-” One look from Yujiro shut him right up, ‘Gus’ right up. “Nevermind Gus works,” said the worker. ‘Stay calm, other heroes have been contacted and my staff was able to drag Fourth Kind into the back, just play nice until they arrive.’ He thought.

“Come on then,” said Yujiro as he stood up, “I think we need to start looking in the criminal underworld for better informants.”

‘Oh thank god.’ Thought ‘Gus.’

Soon the three Hanmas were outside when they noticed they were surrounded. “Hold it right there.” said a voice getting their attention.

“Okay was not expecting that,” said Baki as he saw the hero, “I guess heroes do come in all shapes.”

“I only thought you’d find girls like her in a casino,” said Jack.

“Nah, I know a guy who can get you girls like that on demand.” said Yujiro. “Though I admit this is the first time I’ve seen a bunny girl out in broad daylight like this.”

Mirko gave them an angry smile, “Oh ho, you muscle idiot have some jokes do ya, well this bunny is here to kick your ass.”

Yujiro laughed, “oh you’re a funny girl, while you got a great outfit, I don’t have the time right now for yeah.” Yujiro then turned and began walking off, completely ignoring Miriko.

“HEY WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?” asked Mirko who was ready to pounce.

Yujiro gave her a side look, “Tell you what girly, if you want my attention, how about you go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, surprise me, but easy on the pickles sweetie. Get that and come back and talk to me.”

Mirko’s face went blank and every single hero went silent as they waited for Mirko who was numb, “Uh hey Mirko, you okay?” asked one hero.

Mirko looked at her hands. “Huh? So this is what being numb with rage feels like.” Mirikoface then immediately changed as her whole body filled with rage and every single vein on her face and body popped, “I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!!!”

Miriko jumped so fast many heroes didn’t even see her move as she practically flew at Yujiro. Yujiro could feel her coming and turned around with a smile on his face as he got ready for some fun, but it quickly turned to anger as Baki got between them and placed his hand on Miriko’s face, her face suddenly went from anger to shock before her eyes rolled back into her head as she passed out. “Seriously Baki, did you just use Yanagi’s Vacuum Palm technique?”

Baki placed the unconscious Miriko on the ground, “Look we’re in a strange world and I can’t keep all of my morals  here, but don’t you think it’s still a bit much picking on a woman.”

Yujiro sighed, “Fine but the rest of these bitches don’t count.” said Yujiro as the rest of the heroes charged, “Split up and take care of these fools.”

“Fair enough,” said Jack as he eyed a few heroes, “I see some that I want to take a bite out of.”

“Sure,” said Baki as he saw several coming close to him, “The sooner we get done with this the better.”

~o~

Kusu happily ate her chicken wing, “My word you guys have a variety of ways to cook this bird, it’s fantastic, and so many sauces to pair them with as well.”

Izuku smiled, “Yeah, we do have several fantastic dishes with chicken, and if you think this is good, I should take you to an American BBQ place, the Americans have always had an interesting way of just deep frying everything.”

“Ooh that does sound nice,” said Kusu, “Maybe we should just fly to America one of these days. You know, get food directly from the source.”

This made Izuku think for a moment, ‘Oh yeah I can fly now, I wonder how many problems I would have if I just freely traveled to another country.’ Suddenly the TV in the corner of the store got his attention. “What the hell?” Izuku asked for the TV to be turned up.

“Three heroes have been knocked out,” announced the News Reporter, “This mysterious large man with metal teeth has taken on a group of heroes and to everyone's surprise is winning right now.” The screen changed to showing the man currently facing off against, Gang Orca, Selkie and a few minor heroes. The Screen suddenly changed, “I’m getting word that the giant’s associates have just taken down the sand hero Snatch by using a fire hydrant to negate the sand hero's powers. This is the same young man that took down Miriko.”

“Those guys took down Miriko!?” said Izuku, slightly shocked.

The screen then changes showing Yujiro fighting Crust. “It appears that several other top level heroes are on the way to help including word that Endeavor is on the way to assist and bring these criminals to justice.”

“Who are these guys?” wondered Izuku.

Kusu looked up at the TV, “Oh those guys shouldn’t be here.”

Izuku whipped his head back to Kusu, “What?”

Kusu brought out her staff and looked into, “As I thought those three aren’t from this universe they are humans from a different earth, an earth with no quirks, but the natural gravity and density are greater than this earth, so here they might as well have several different physical enhancement quirks. That on top of their battle experience, especially the one named Yujiro, they are quite a threat.”

“Okay, why the fuck are they here?” asked Izuku.

“Oh my god that giant just took out Gyges.” said the reporter, “Wait the man is saying something.”

“Come on, if you want this to end then just get the God Of Destruction for us.” yelled Jack, “And stop wasting our time with these scrubs.”

“God of Destruction, who is the god of destruction?” asked The reporter.

“Me!” spoke up Izuku, “There after me!”

“Makes sense,” said Kusu as she calmly ate her chicken, “If I had to guess, someone sent those three to screw with you.”

“Mr. Popo.” 

“Yep.”

“Fuck me,” said Izuku as he stood up, “Come on, let’s go.”

“Wait a minute, I need to pack up the chicken,” said Kusu as she quickly stored the chicken and sauces into her dimension.

“HEY!,” Yelled the cook, “No dine and dashing, you two got to pay.” before Izuku could pull out his wallet, Kusu threw a brick at the cook's face. “OW you bitch, you threw a brick at me.”

“KUSU! Why’d you throw a brick at him?” asked Izuku.

“It wasn’t a brick, it was a bar of gold.” replied Kusu calmly.

The cook and Izuku then noticed that it indeed was a 24 carat gold bar, “Why did you throw a bar of gold at the guy?”

“To pay the man,” said Kusu confused, “Why are you freaking out?”

“Why a bar of gold?”

“In a lot of games that’s what they pay with.” said Kusu not really getting the issue.

Izuku was looking at her as if she was crazy, “Why…but…Have you ever paid for anything before?”

“No,” said Kusu honestly, “If I wanted anything, I would create it or my God Of Destruction would force someone to give it to me. We are gods, we don’t pay for shit. I don’t even think my siblings have had to pay for anything, I know my brother Whis has never, even after all that food he’s mooched off of that blue haired lady. I wonder if they're dating?”

Izuku slapped his forehead, “That explains the robot, okay after we deal with these guys, I’m teaching you about money.”

“And I’ll teach you how to get what you want through violence.” said Kusu.

Izuku sighed, “Fair enough I guess, let’s go.”

~o~

Jack chewed the meat in his mouth as he faced off against Gang Orca and Selkie. “Not bad, not bad, though your meat is a bit tougher than regular Orca meat.”

Gang Orca was currently pressing a hand against the bite wound on his shoulder, “What type of freak are you, eating another human being.”

Jack spat out the rest, “A freak you say, but at the end of the day here, I’ll be left standing and isn’t that what truly matters, who wins, who loses.” Jack then looked at Selkie and gave a devilish grin, “Though the bonus I get is some good meat.”

The two heroes felt a chill shoot through their bodies. “This guy is making all of my instincts fire off all at once.” said Selkie.

“Indeed this man is quite dangerous, even all of my sidekicks firing their concrete guns at him, barely slowed him down.” said Gang Orca. A loud crash nearby got their attention as they saw Hawks in the air firing feathers in the distance. “It appears our fellow heroes also have their hands tied up as well.” 

“Got any ideas?” asked Selkie.

“I got one,” said Gang Orca, “It will give us an opening but just briefly, when that happens we have to hit him as hard as we can to put him down.”

Selkie looked to the side and noticed that both his sidekicks Sirius and Mick were still ready to fight, he quickly signaled to them, “Okay on your mark then.”

Gang Orca then charged forward, “Here I come.” Jack smiled as he faced off against Ganga Orca who came in first with a right hook, Jack dodged it by mere centimeters before retaliating with his own right hook, the punch was strong and it did connect but it wasn’t enough to send Gang Orca back. “You caught me off guard before by biting my shoulder, but no more.”

Jack was then met with a fleury of fist from Gang Orca, “So the guppy actually has teeth huh,” Said Jack with a smile as they exchanged blows, though Jack could tell the others were surrounding him, “Time to end this.” As he opened his jaw and aimed at Gang Orca’s throat.

“Gotcha!” Gang Orca then let out a hypersonic wave, “Orciuns!” A move normally for orca’s to echo locate objects around them was just sent through the air hitting Jack with full force, forcing him to take a step back as his head upwards to face the sky. “Hit him NOW!”

Both Selkie and his sidekicks charged forward to rush Jack. The moment they got into range of Jack he came to life, hitting both Selkie and Mick in the chest before quickly spinning around and grabbing Sirius by the shirt with one head while the other backhanded Gang Orca, hitting the hero in his injured shoulder, “Impressive,” said Jack as he looked down at Gang Orca, “If I was a normal person that would have knocked me flat on my ass for hours, but I’m afraid my own father has rattled my brain worse than that.”

Sirius then tried using her steel Baton to hurt Jack, “Go down, you bastard.” she yelled as she struggled against Jack’s grip.

“Give it a rest little girl, your toy can’t reach me.” said Jack as she responded by throwing the baton at Jack’s face. Jack’s face remained the same as the baton fell to the floor, “Now that was a dumb move you shouldn’t have dropped your weapon like that, now you’re completely defenseless and even more useless now.” Jack’s words clearly were hitting home as the fear began to reach her core. “Women don’t belong on the battlefield, you should-” Jack’s world froze as he felt something coming towards him, something that was giving him a worse feeling than his own father.

Sirius closed her eyes as she began to think this was the end of her life when suddenly she felt something quickly grab her, “Huh?”

“Hey you alright?”

She looked up and saw a guy standing over her with long messy green hair that covered his face. “Who are you? What happened…” she looked over and saw Jack glaring at her savior as she was now sitting next to her downed teammate. “You saved me. Who-”

“You,” Jack began walking up to the two with a dark look in his eyes, “You’re the one that we’ve been searching for, the God Of Destruction.”

Izuku scratched the back of his head and stood up tall, “Yeah, that’s me.”

“You don’t look like a god of destruction.” said Jack as he sized up his opponent, ‘But still all of my instincts are telling me this kid is a threat.’

“Yeah, I’m kind of new to the whole thing, technically.” said Izuku, “But I can destroy moons now, apparently.” Suddenly Izuku quickly caught a fist that was going so fast it caused a blast of air to fly past him as he caught, “Whoa, that had more than enough power to kill someone easily.”

“That’s the point and the reason I am here, to kill you before you destroy the planet. I can tell you are currently weak but if we keep you alive, you will surely become a threat.” said Jack as he pulled another fist back ready for another punch, but before he threw his other fist his instincts screamed to back up which he listened to. Izuku’s fist was suddenly mere centimeters from Jack's chest but the sheer force it made was enough to send Jack flying back. ‘Fuck this guy is strong!’ thought Jack as he landed on his back before quickly rolling back flipping to his feet.

Izuku wasn’t paying attention to how hard he was hitting because he was pissed. “I’m going to kick your ass.” Izuku then dashed forward off pure emotion, throwing another punch but miss judged the distance and his fist never connected, ‘Shit, I’m so used to sparring against Kusu and her small frame, not a guy the size of a small mountain.’

Jack quickly capitalized on Izuku’s mistake and quickly wrapped his arms around him in a hole. ‘This kid has no actual combat experience at all, he’s all powerful and doesn't know how to use it right.’ Jack then put pressure on his hold around Izuku’s neck, ‘I’ll quickly choke him out and when he’s down I’ll kill him before he gets strong enough to destroy anything.’

‘Shit he’s got me in a choke hold,’ thought Izuku as he figured out what Jack was trying to do. ‘Not going to lose to this.’ Izuku bent his knees and jumped as hard as he could without looking.

~o~

“HOLD STILL!” yelled Hawks as he sent several feathers at Baki.

Baki did several backflips dodging all of the feathers before spinning around and hitting one of Hawks sidekicks to the ground. “Why would I do that, if I held still then you’d hit me.” said Baki having fun with Hawks, he then leaned back as Ingenium tried to hit Baki, “Whao close but too slow.”

“Dammit, how is this kid dodging me?” yelled Ingenium, getting frustrated.

“Easy, you're too predictable.” said Baki as he got low to the ground. “Also you’re too slow.” Suddenly it appeared that Baki melted for a second before disappearing and reappearing with his fist smashing through Ingenium’s armor and caving in his gut.

‘How I didn’t even see him move,’ Thought Ingenium before losing consciousness, ‘What type of quirk does this monster have?’

Hawks’ thought the same thing as he saw Baki down another hero, “What the hell is with this kid? What’s his quirk?”

“He must have a mutation quirk.”

Hawks’ then noticed a hero, “EraserHead! How long have you been here? Hurry up and erase this kid's quirk.”

“I’ve been trying!” Yelled Eraser Head, “But it’s not working.”

“That’s because I don’t have one,” said Baki calmly, shocking the two. Baki had lost the amusement of people hearing that he didn’t have any form of superpowers. “You guys put way too much into those quirks of yours. If you just dedicated yourself to getting stronger you will, maybe if you actually did some training you could get a bit of muscle instead of relying so much on your quirks.”

Eraser Head got annoyed at that comment as he wasn’t a one trick pony but didn’t know if his strength could match Baki’s. Hawks on the other hand didn’t care, “You’re a bad guy, so it doesn’t matter where your strength comes from, we’re taking you down.”

“Look I’m not a bad guy,” said Baki, “In fact we were sent here to take down some guy called the God Of Destruction.”

Hawks’ then saw another hero showing up, “Well, we don’t have a god here, but we do have RYUKYU.” As he pointed to the dragon hero flying towards them.

Baki looked and was actually surprised, “HOLY SHIT A DRAGON!!!”

“Let’s see your muscles take on a dragon,” said Hawks.

Baki got into a fighting stance and got excited, ‘I wonder if this is what pickle felt when he was facing his first T Rex.’ Baki could feel his back twitching, “Bring it on.” he said as his aura made those around him nervous. Though as Ryukyu got close something flew right into her gut, causing her to get winded. “Huh?”

The heroes were also in equal shock as they watched the dragon hero Ryukyu fall from the sky with what appeared to be two people in her gut. “RYUKYU!” yelled the heroes. She crashed into the ground with a loud thud, creating a massive dust cloud that Jack shot out of.

Jack rolled for a bit before slowly getting up, “What the hell just happened?”

“You took my dragon,” said Baki clearly disappointed, “What the hell man I was about to fight a real life dragon, why did you take this from me.”

“It wasn’t me,” said Jack in a serious tone, getting Baki’s attention, “It was him the God Of Destruction.”

“Oh god- I mean , Oh Zeno, please tell me you’re not dead.” said Izuku as he was holding up the now human Ryukyu that was out cold in his arms.

“That’s the God Of Destruction.” said Baki, a bit disappointed at the sight of Izuku.

Izuku looked up as he heard his title, “Huh?”

Baki then felt his instincts fly off, “What the hell.”

“Yeah,” said Jack as he got into a fighting stance, “He’s strong but from what I can tell he doesn't have much combat experience. I think we were called in to fight him before he gets to full power and destroys the planet.”

Baki turned to Izuku who put down Ryukyu, “Hey are you someone who really destroys planets?”

Izuku looked at Baki, “Well yeah, that is what I am training to do, become strong enough to destroy planets in the blink of an eye. By the way, who told you guys about me, was a genie man?”

“Yep.” said Baki.

Izuku sighed, “Okay, let’s get this over with.” Izuku then powered up, letting his power flow out of him.

“What the fuck,” said Hawks who was now more worried about the new comer, “Hey Eraser Head-”

“My quirk is activated,” said Eraser Head who was looking at Izuku with his quirk fully activated, “I don’t think he’s using a quirk.”

“I’m not,” said Izuku as he turned to the heroes, “I suggest you pick up the others and get out of here. These guys don’t use quirks, I’ll handle them, it’s kind of my fault they’re here anyway.” 

Hawks and Eraser Head looked at each other before hawks used his feathers to clear the others in the area. Eraser Head then picked up the phone, “Hey you might want to send back up over here, we might have a fight with a guy who can destroy planets.”

Izuku groaned, “I really hate that people think I’m a bad guy, but I guess beating you two might fix that.” Both Jack and Baki got ready to fight.

~o~

“Oh shit,” said Dende as he sat on the couch, “It’s about to go down.”

“Who’s got the popcorn?” asked Alucard.

“Over here,” said Shaggy as he held up a tub of popcorn, “With butter.”

“Fuck yes.”

“So how bad of a beat down is this going to be?” asked the Grand Minister as he grabbed a beer.

“Really bad,” said Mr. Popo, “Well that’s only if somebody doesn’t fuck with it.” As he raised a hand channeling his power. “This is going to be very entertaining.”