EARLY-ISH ACCESS: Drag Race S12E07 Review
Added 2020-04-14 19:21:01 +0000 UTCIt's a day later than usual, but it's here! Okay, musical patrons...let's get all musical & sh*t!
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I’ve had IMHO on repeat on my TV all of quarantine. My YouTube algorithm knows which ones are my favorites now. Anyway, thanks
Reno T
2020-04-20 19:36:51 +0000 UTCDo we know which Madonna that Jan wanted? It's speculative, but do we think she would have performed better in any of those other ones? As someone who witnessed each one of those versions the first go around, I say the best marriage of Madonna vibe and DRAG for the Rusical were Gigi, Jaida, and Widow...even Crystal gave me a better drag Madge. Jan, Jackie, and Brita really missed the feel of each particular Madonna. Jan missed the rough punk. Jackie missed the oversexed bride. And Brita failed on Executive Realness. Some show reactions that have nowhere to go: How w is Gigi gonna say she's not a dancer but is clearly a varsity cheerleader? I smell a stunt. I think Jaida was robbed if anyone. Madonna was a slut first and foremost, and proud of it, and I'm sorry, but Jan, Jackie, and Brita couldn't sell sex out of a wet paper bag with those performances. Boy Jan & Jackie are dressed in fashions from Baby GAP. I can't. Jan's runway looked cheap and a little sloppy. Those titty bibs needed to match them tights, but they didn't. The real quarantea is y'all saying Ru likes a thin, white, rich lady. #PREACH Bless you sweets for keeping this delicious content topped off for the children! I love all my other media distractions, but this is the one I'm waiting for as soon as that untucked episode ends! Made up or boy, sweatpants or glam, we shout and holler PRAISE. IMHO Madonna Show: Alexis, Chan, Dixie: Nothing Really Matters Alexis: Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man) • Beautiful Stranger Dixie: Who's That Girl? • Don't Cry For Me Argentina Aunty Chan: Secret • Love Song (Ft. Tenderoni as Prince) Close: If Madonna Calls I'm Not Home
Dan Turner
2020-04-15 01:48:33 +0000 UTC
