Lessons From Roasting Women on X

Recently I took upon myself to use my former training of watching comedians do crowd work, Eddie Murphy movies, and shows centered on roasting each other to have some fun on my X timeline to roast bored women on X.

I don't quite remember how it started but I remember how easy it was to get them riled up, but there is an art to this. First off, avoid things that women usually hear: criticisms about her weight, the sexual behaviors we presume she has, and any autistic claims about women you heard from the red-pill. It just confirms in her mind you are like other men she interacts with on the timeline: angry, insecure, and worst of all, boring.

The trick for me was to be creative. Using cartoon and movie characters with exaggerated facial features as well as famous celebrities with interesting facial features. When you use creativity to roast people, it shows competence, because you are funny and creative.

Second, it's important that you don't let up. If a chick continues to hurl insults, most likely about your penis size and lack of intimacy in your life, you continue with your creative insults. It exhausted them to the point they even blocked me, gave up, or even followed me.

Third, being fast to reply, made this whole jihad I did even more interesting. Shows more competence and creativity because you are now thinking on your feet.

What did we learn about women's true nature?

To start, you can see that women enjoy both positive and negative attention. I made a girl cry, after her insults like "I hope your dick is eaten by maggots" or something like that, because of her giant ears. It may seem she is offput by this, but this may be the most alive she has felt in weeks. She gets to be the center of attention, internet simps come to her rescue, and other women come to the thread to try to "defend" her, when in reality they just want some spotlight too.

We also learned how insecure all women are, even the very attractive ones, about her looks. This is your leverage. Even the most attractive men have been made fun of for their looks and get over and even make it part of their identity in healthy way. A slight neg and playful insults once you start hooking up keep her humble and happy. It is the nicest thing you can do for a woman.

Lastly, we learned the most important lesson of all. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT INTERNET SIMPS. THEY WILL NEVER GO AWAY.

-- Nuke