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Social Media Acronyms ALL Parents Should Know

1174: "Nude club"

1337 and L337: "Elite"

143: "I love you"

182: "I hate you"

420: "Marijuana"

459: "I love you"

8: "Oral sex"

ADR: "Address"

AEAP: "As Early As Possible"

AF: "As f***"

ALAP: "As Late As Possible"

AMA: “Ask me anything”, a Q&A style discussion with the author of a post

ADN: "Any Day Now"

ASLP: "Age/Sex/Location/Picture"

ASMR: "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response" meaning something gave you chills.

Banana: "Penis"

BTO: "Bathroom time off"

CCW: “Comments and criticism welcome”

CD9: "Code 9" meaning parents are around

CMV: “Change my view”

DAE: “Does anybody else or does anyone else”

DM;HS: “Doesn’t matter; had sex”

DPW: "D*** pictures welcome"

DTF: "Down to f***"– which means I want to have sex OR I would like to join you in the plans you suggested. When used in question form it means, do you think he/she would sleep with me or do you think he/she would want to come with us?

DUM: "Do you masturbate?"

DUSL: "Do you scream loud?"

ELI5: "Explain like I'm 5 (years old)"

F2F: "Face-to-Face" meaning FaceTime

FB: "F*** buddy"

FBOI: "F*** boy" meaning a guy looking for sex

FIFY and FTFY: “Fixed It For You” and "Fixed that for you", respectively.

FMLTWIA: "F*** me like the w**** I am"

FOL: "Fond of leather"

FOMO (Fear of Missing Out): FOMO is when a student (or adult) experiences anxiety that an exciting event may currently be happening elsewhere, often prompted by posts seen on social media.

FR: "For real"

FWB: “Friends with benefits”

FWP: “First world problems”

GG: "Good game"

GGG: reference to the “Good Guy Greg” or “Good Girl Gina” meme

GIS: "Google Image Search"

GNRN: "Get Naked Right Now"

GOAT: “Greatest of all time!”

GNOC: “Get naked on camera"

GTFO: “Get the f**k out”

GTG: “Got to go”

GYPO: "Get your pants off"

HAK: "Hugs and kisses"

HIFW: “How I feel when”

HMB: “Hold my beer”

IAmA: "I am a.” This is the standard way to begin the title of an AMA (Ask me anything) post

IANAD: "I am not a doctor"

IANAL: "I am not a lawyer"

IAYM: "I am your master"

ICYMI: "In case you missed it"

IDGAF: "I don’t give a f***" – which means I don’t care at all

IF and IB: "In the front" or "In the back", respectively

IYKYK: "If you know you know"

IMO or IMHO: "In my opinion" and "In my humble/honest opinion"

IIRC: "If I recall correctly"

ILY and ILU: "I love you"

IRL: “In real life”

ISO: “In search of”

ITT: "In this thread"

IYKYK: "If you know you know" meaning an inside joke

JOMO: "Joy of missing out"

KMS: "Kill myself"

KPC: "Keeping Parents Clueless"

KYS: "Kill yourself"

LB: "Like back"

LMAO: "Laugh my as* off"

LMD: "Let me die"

LMIRL: "Let’s meet in real life"

LMP: "Like my pic"

LOL: “Laugh out loud”

LoL: “League of Legends”, a popular online game.

MRW and MFW: "My reaction when" and "My face when", respectively.

MOS: "Mom Over Shoulder"

NIFOC: “Naked in front of their computer”

NP: “No problem”

NSFL: "Not safe for life" (explicit and offensive; often gore)

OAG: references the “Overly attached girlfriend” meme

OC: “Original content”, meaning the author of the post created the content shown or linked in the post or "Open crib", meaning no parents will be at home or at a gathering or party.

OFC: "Of course"

OG: Meaning “original” or “original gangster”

OMGF: "Oh my f**king god"

OP: "Original poster", the author of the post

P911: "Parent Alert"

PIR: "Parent In Room"

PMOYS: "Put my on your Snapchat"

POS: "Parents over shoulder"

PSA: "Public service announcement"

ROTFLMAO: "Rolling on the floor laughing my as* off"

RT: "Retweet"

sksksk: The sound you make when you hit lots of keys at once on your keyboard.

Skrt: "To stop unexpectedly"

SMDH: “shaking my damn head”

SMH: “shaking my head” or "that's so dumb"

SO: “Significant other”

STFU: "Shut the f**k up"

Sus: "Suspect" or "Suspicious"

T: Gossip or talking behind someone's back

TBH: “To be honest"

TDTM: “Talk dirty to me"

TFW: "That feeling when"

TIFU: “Today I f**ked up”

TIL: "Today I learned"

TL;DR: "Too long; Didn't read.” Sometimes used as a synonym for "summary"

V: "Very"

WIP: “Work in progress"

WTF: "What the f**k?"

WTH: "What the he**"

WUF: "Where you from?"

WYA: "Where you at?"

WYD: "What you doing?"

YASS or YEET: A very strong way to say "yes"

YMMV: “Your mileage may vary”

YSK: "You should know"

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