NO LONGER SHIPPING VCARDS HERE ---
Added 2019-11-28 17:45:15 +0000 UTCWHEN IS MY V-CARD ARRIVING?!?!?!
Listen here, Virgin. The V-Cards are sent out every Sunday. If you are in the US it should be there in the regular 7-10 business days after Sunday. International? It might take a bit longer to arrive depending on the country. Expect it in 10-17 days. There is no tracking info and if you have ANY further inquires DM on patreon (not Discord)
Where do I receive my benefits?
Link your patreon and discord account together here, and join the server here!
You'll get access to secret membership only channels based on your tier, V-Card roles and I'll occasionally ping you to have a members only voice call!
What's a V-Card?
A V-card is a physical representation of your virginity. Normally, the word was used as a synonym of virginity. Ex "yo, I almost lost my v card today"
luckily for you. you sexy patreon supporter, you get a REAL LIFE VCARD. Flex it, show it off, keep it in your wallet. Everybody on the block is going to want to take it from you so, hang on tight!
