USS New Jersey (BB-62). Iowa-class battleship and one of the most famous warships the United States ever built.
She was fast (33+ knots), heavily armed with nine 16-inch/50 caliber Mark 7 guns, bristling with AA firepower, and—unlike many big-gun ships that saw short careers—she served in four separate conflicts: World War II, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and the Lebanese Civil War in the 1980s.
Fun fact?
In 1968, New Jersey became the only battleship to serve in Vietnam. Her job wasn't duking it out with other warships. Instead, it was shore bombardment. Let's say she did it with style. Her 16-inch guns could lob a 2,700-pound shell over 20 miles inland, which meant she could sit offshore and flatten enemy positions that helicopters couldn't reach. Troops nicknamed her The Big J and loved her for it—she could basically delete a chunk of jungle with a single broadside.
Here is a "crowd-pleasing" fact! When she fired all nine main guns at once, the recoil would shove her 45,000-ton hull sideways several feet in the water—and you (supposedly) could feel it on deck like a mini earthquake. Seriously, just search for videos of her broadsides on Youtube.
Also, considering which animal she resembles, do you know that female rabbits are called reflex ovulators? It means that unlike many other mammals, ovulation in female rabbits is not a regular cycle but is triggered by copulation. Basically, if New Jersey assured you that "it's a safe day today, honey~," you might want to be extra careful.
In any case, since I'm heading home today, I'm doing proper NSFW sets again. Yay! (* ̄3 ̄)╭
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