Abject Suffrage: August 2019
Added 2019-08-17 23:25:21 +0000 UTCI can't remember the last time we've had four genuine stinkers on a poll like this. So it's extra important for you to help us choose the topics of next month's premium episodes of Abject Suffering. Cast your vote by the end of the day on Tuesday, August 20, and click the links below to see gameplay if you're having trouble picking.
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day (N64)
- Homie Rollerz (DS)
- Rise of the Robots (SNES)
- Santa Claus Saves the Earth (GBA)
Comments
I'd honestly like to hear a WofF on Conkers
Tylor Chase
2019-08-21 07:28:13 +0000 UTCI can't think of how an ep. of Conker's Bad Fur Day wouldn't devolve into an AVGN episode, so I'm voting for Robots. Sadly, I know how this will go...
Tiler Bradshaw
2019-08-19 19:49:38 +0000 UTCI want to hear about Homie Rollerz solely because I'm deeply morbidly curious about the era of White Guys Make Games Starring PoC. Every time I find out about another one of those games I'm like "Is this a Homie Rollerz?"
Sid Menon
2019-08-19 15:18:12 +0000 UTCHad never seen nor heard of Conker and this bad day of his, but the Clockwork Orange reference in the opening sequence got me to switch my vote from Homies to this furry fella. Looking forward to the shenanigans that ensue
Patric Fallon
2019-08-19 05:32:48 +0000 UTCConker is uniquely weird enough front to back it’s almost worthy of a hate-WOFF a la Soul Reaver.
Doug Lief
2019-08-18 01:36:59 +0000 UTCMy friend and I LOVED conker as 8 year-olds and I think that says it all. Secret sauce? The multiplayer modes are kind of awesome
Ruaridh Mathieson
2019-08-17 23:58:58 +0000 UTCNothing but respect for my Homies.
Andrew (andyk250) Koch
2019-08-17 23:52:16 +0000 UTCI'm having trouble thinking of a game that has aged, aesthetically, as poorly as Conker.
Mike Suskie
2019-08-17 23:37:52 +0000 UTCConker's Bad Fur Day, the game that answers questions like, "what if an animal said swears" and "what if a giant poop could talk"
Fatt Mox
2019-08-17 23:35:42 +0000 UTCI’m frankly shocked Conker hasn’t been done.
Jack Corrigan
2019-08-17 23:33:07 +0000 UTCWell this is a done deal
Terra Parker
2019-08-17 23:32:00 +0000 UTCDon't vote for Rise of the Robots people. It's literally the lamest, most boring fighting game ever featuring sub-Reboot robot designs. It brings nothing to the table.
Frank Horrigan
2019-08-17 23:28:03 +0000 UTC>Genuine stinkers >Conker I am personally insulted.
Grant Baxter
2019-08-17 23:26:25 +0000 UTC