Exquisite Suffering 162: Rat Simulator
Added 2023-04-05 14:00:03 +0000 UTCHey.
Let's eat some trash.
You go first.
Comments
I’ve seen that apartment lmfao (steal gas get shot)
Lizard
2024-03-09 05:08:02 +0000 UTCGary you should be able to schedule for the waste company to come to your house for a fee to get rid of your garbage.
TheGrizz
2023-04-12 15:30:24 +0000 UTCMy wife and I had pet rats for a while. They were delightful. I was skeptical at first, but learned to love and appreciate the little critters and it really changed my view on rodents in general. Fast forward a year and we've rented a little place on a lake for a few months. One day a tiny, adorable mouse runs past the entertainment center while we are watching TV. All of that love I had for our pet rats evaporated in an instant and I screamed my dick off. Thank God it didn't cast Eldritch Blast or whatever the simulated rat does.
Chapel Collins
2023-04-06 01:40:09 +0000 UTCI love you guys. So darn silly
Bradley Morton
2023-04-05 21:37:40 +0000 UTCThey do recycling every week. I think it's to encourage composting and recycling but it's never had that effect on me. I recycle, but still produce garbage. -GB
Duckfeed.tv
2023-04-05 21:12:34 +0000 UTCSomething like that, I probably would call the cops, and I hate calling the cops. -GB
Duckfeed.tv
2023-04-05 19:59:56 +0000 UTCThe only collect garbage every two weeks in Portland? Wtf
Mortiis
2023-04-05 19:52:26 +0000 UTCcops do nothing, unfortunately. we’ve had to take that route a few times and I’ve had to look into “nuisance law” and get a decibel reader and shit. one time the cops straight up told us “well it’s graduation weekend so there’s nothing we can do.”
Karl Germ
2023-04-05 19:04:18 +0000 UTCthis was a wild ride. hope your neighbor chills out, but also, calling the cops was HIS suggestion...
blinkbat
2023-04-05 18:57:38 +0000 UTCGood luck with all that nonsense, Gary. feeling helpless to neighbor situations is awful. my fiancée and I go through a “what the fuck do we do” situation every summer like that. in an adjacent neighborhood, there’s a family that blasts their music for parties so loud that it literally shakes our house. literally like Music Festival levels. most of the time, all we hear is the bass to whatever awful song they’re listening to and it’s inescapable in our house. some nights this has gone on as late as 1am. my fiancée has pretty bad misophonia and this is a major trigger for her where we just need to leave the house. usually on one of her only days off from work. I tried going over to the house and talking to the owner and explaining stuff and he was nice enough about it and told me to come back if the music was too loud…which I did an hour later. all of my doorbell ringing and knocking was ignored and it wasn’t until a bunch of college bros with 30s of Bud Light were walking in and I overheard them say “yo is this the neighbor with the noise complaint” and I said “Yeah. That’s me. tell the homeowner I need to talk to him.” the guy finally came back and was 100x more shrill than the last time and said “my whole family is here!!!” and “this is the second time you’ve come to my house!!” and shit like that. told me to get off his property and call the cops. like I’m just asking you to dial down your bass dude! it’s got me contemplating getting a generator and bringing my Orange Dual Terror Stack up to the fence and try to play along poorly to every song they play like I’m at guitar center trying out a guitar I will never buy… I am going to become the fucking Joker
Karl Germ
2023-04-05 16:52:20 +0000 UTCI want you guys to know that I have never clicked on a patreon notif as fast in my life as this one. I am captivated by Rat Simulator.
Isa B.
2023-04-05 14:04:28 +0000 UTC
