Abject Suffrage August 2023
Added 2023-08-22 22:08:24 +0000 UTCAlright, you jerks! It's time for another poll to decide the kusoge that Gary and Kole will play for your monkey entertainment! I don't care about you or your opinions, I just care that you vote god dammit!
Wait. I'm sorry, don't cry. I'm upset because things at home aren't going great. I shouldn't have brought that to work.
Nogginknockers 2 - DOS
I don't know if this is okay to play.
XIII - PC
It looked kinda pretty at the time, but it just seems like a boring shooter.
Let's goooooooooo!
Kung Fu Master Jackie Chan - Arcade
Impressive that they managed to make this look as bad as they did.
Comments
Omg the conversations the character is having on the first planet in laser lords is legendary. I can’t wait.
TheGrizz
2023-08-27 16:07:29 +0000 UTCI finished that game in almost a straight sitting over a weekend at a friend's house, and it was both totally engrossing and on attempt to replay, totally not worthy of all that time
Typhoon Jim
2023-08-24 22:31:06 +0000 UTCLizard man has to win. Look at his beautiful face
Aesurah
2023-08-23 09:13:19 +0000 UTCXIII is a WOFF candidate for sure. Super ambitious, fails to meet most of its goals but still undeniably charming and cool.
Zoey P.
2023-08-23 07:41:27 +0000 UTCXIII is a good time capsule, some of it is very good, other parts not so much.
JC
2023-08-22 23:04:28 +0000 UTCIs this the most stacked Abject Suffering poll of all time? I don’t really care about XIII but the other three are S-tier trash
Todd Bryanton
2023-08-22 22:50:33 +0000 UTCNothing was gonna beat Laser Lords after seeing that screenshot, but people don’t know what they’re missing with the Jackie Chan game. I’ve played it, it’s A.S. gold
Kevin Fitzgerald
2023-08-22 22:29:49 +0000 UTCThey were, somehow! Creating an NES emulator does this to you, apparently
Malek Douglas
2023-08-22 22:26:31 +0000 UTCif i'm not mistaken that's the same dev behind 90s kids' favourite emulator, Nesticle
Robert M Fenner
2023-08-22 22:19:30 +0000 UTCNogginknockers 2 is if someone who really hated Hotline Miami but never actually played it were to describe it, like what the heck is going on there
Malek Douglas
2023-08-22 22:12:47 +0000 UTCI'm not totally sure if Laser Lords works under any CD-i emulation, but I had to pick it because it's Peak Abject Suffering.
Gretchen Leigh
2023-08-22 22:12:27 +0000 UTCI always wanted XIII for a WOFF so this will just have to do
Casey Francis Alger
2023-08-22 22:10:13 +0000 UTC
