Exquisite Suffering 203: Reign of Fire
Added 2024-12-18 15:00:17 +0000 UTCReign of Fire is the kind of movie you can’t make anymore, and that’s a good thing. It’s the perfect storm of post-9/11 militarism, and post-Lord of the Rings fantasy bandwagon chasing, with a pre-Batman Christian Bale and a pre-McConaughssaince Matthew McConnaughey. While a game about shooting dragons with guns should have a pretty high entertainment floor, this one absolutely biffs it by making you enact some of the worst vehicle combat to date.
Comments
You two are ridiculously funny and wonderful. Thank you!
Zach Lawrence
2024-12-21 18:41:50 +0000 UTCThis episode taught me that I would not survive the D-War, let alone the Step-D War.
Eric
2024-12-19 15:23:00 +0000 UTCGranted, the god of crappy movies works in mysterious ways... But this movie has Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey AND totally sucks. How'd they do that?
Christopher Williams
2024-12-18 20:07:16 +0000 UTC
