Head-To-Head Heroine P1

Author's note: This is based off a pic I got from Michael 345 that you can see on my DA gallery!

Who is Jam? You sure you wanna know? These weird stories about a monkey-scientist aren't for the feint of heart. If somebody told you Jam wasn't a totally perverted monkey in an unbuttoned lab-coat swapping bodies with everything that moves, somebody lied. This, like all stories worth telling, is about a head-swap...

Jam was relaxing in his lab, fawning over a Wonder Woman body-pillow he got at his local "Mad Science Con". Why would a convention for mad-scientists sell body-pillows? Well, it's just a standard for every convention to sell them at this point! Regardless, Jam loved his new sexy pillow. As he awkwardly cuddled his new pillow, he silently wished to himself, "Damn, I wish I had a rocking superheroine body like this!"

As soon as Jam made his wish, the body-pillow began to glow! Jam panicked, "Eep, I think my pillow might be enchanted!" Jam dropped the strange glowing pillow as he stared intently at it. The body pillow then hit Jam with a blast of energy, leaving the bottom of his neck glowing a fluorescent blue.

Just then, both Jam's head and neck detached from his body. The floating monkey-head panicked, "How can a body-pillow do all this?!" Just then, a portal to another dimension opened! The shimmering blue portal pulled Jam's disembodied head inside it, causing it to disappear from sight!

Jam's robo-moth daughter Peppermint walked in the room not long after, surprised to find Jam's headless body cuddled up with the magical Wonder Woman body pillow. Peppermint panicked, "Aunt Saddles, get in here!"

Jam's alternate universe counterpart, the anthropomorphic pony known as "Science Saddles", soon sauntered into the room. Saddles adjusted her glasses as she looked at Jam's headless body, "Huh, it seems like Jam's head may have been sent into an alternate dimension by the pillow!"

Peppermint scratched at her metallic head, "So, how do we get it back?"

Saddles sighed, "We don't get it back, it has to come back! It'll be stuck on its new body for an indefinite period of time,"

"So, we just have to wait then?"

Saddles nodded, "Yep! Wanna play poker while we wait?"

The moth clapped her feelers together, "Of course!"

Meanwhile, Jam's head hurtled through the multiverse and towards his first destination: The Marvel universe! Above a skyscraper stood one of the world's greatest heroes, Spider-Woman, who was secretly Gwen Stacy in disguise. This seemingly average musician was bitten by a radioactive spider, giving her phenomenal arachnid powers!

She fought crime for years in her tight black-and-white costume, beating down various villains in the process. Now a 20-something superheroine, Gwen found that her powers had some unintended side-effects. Her breasts and ass had doubled in size, due to the spider DNA affecting her growth. They got in the way of her battles sometimes, but she had gotten used to it at this point!

Gwen was currently standing atop the skyscraper in order to catch her quarry off-guard. She was on the tail of Mysterio, a perverted criminal who used illusions and advanced tech in order to steal stuff. He didn't steal stuff to sell it, but rather to add to his collection!

Spider-Woman didn't have to wait long as Mysterio quickly flew near her in his green super-suit. He wore a purple cape and a glass fish-bowl on his head, along with a pair of jet-boots. He was overweight and out-of-shape, which is why he chose to rely on his tech so heavily. Spider-Woman spotted him and leaped from the top of the skyscraper, and proceeded to dive down the skyscraper. She slowed her fall just as she reached Mysterio, right before sticking herself to the glass windows using only her hands and feet.

With her now staring eye-to-eye with Mysterio, she began to giggle, "What are you stealing this time, Mysterio? More comic books? Anime? Oh, I know, you're trying to steal some kind of rare movie that only had 12 copies made!"

Mysterio scoffed, "Ha, as if! I'm adding something far more precious to my collection today!"

"And that is?"

Mysterio pointed at the superheroine with his gloved hand, "You, my dear! I will capture you and add you to my collection!"

Gwen giggled, "Oh yeah? And how are you going to do that?"

Mysterio then took out a strange green-and-purple grenade, "With my new stun bomb, of course! Get hit by this and you'll be unable to move for months! You'll be fully in my grasp, until I can come up with a more permanent solution to stop you from escaping!"

Gwen shot a web at the grenade and pulled it away from Mysterio, smashing it on the side of the building and sending the remains hurtling into a nearby dumpster. Gwen chuckled, "Ha, nice try! There's no way you're adding me to your collection, you weird, sweaty nerd!"

Just then, a strange blue light erupted from the top of Gwen's neck. Gwen's head began to magically loosen, much to her horror! She panicked as her head detached itself from her neck and started falling through the air. Mysterio smiled and took the opportunity to grab the disembodied head mid-fall. Mysterio smiled as he held Gwen's head in his hand, "Not what I had in mind, but this definitely works in my favor!"

Gwen panicked at the fact that she was now just a head! Her whole body was numb, she couldn't feel or control anything. It was like being an inanimate object! She scowled at Mysterio, "What did you do?!"

The fat nerd shrugged his shoulders, "I didn't do anything! All I know is that I have your head now and that your body is stuck up there!"

Mysterio pointed at Gwen's now headless body, which was still sticking to the wall. Gwen gasped, "How is my body still up there without a head?! Put my head back where it belongs!"

Mysterio waved his finger and reached towards the hero's mask, "I think not, Ms..."

The mystical trickster pulled off Gwen's mask, revealing the sexy blonde head hidden underneath, "...Gwen Stacy from the Mary Janes?!”

Gwen rolled her eyes, "Yep,"

"Why is a musician fighting crime?"

"As if I'd share my origin with a criminal, now put met back!"

Mysterio shook his head and pointed at Gwen's body, "I think not! If i put you back, you'd be harder to add to my collection. I think I'll take your head back to my lair first and put you in a nice glass case and then come back for your body!"

Gwen gasped, "Y-You can't!

Mysterio cackled as he flew off with Gwen's head in tow, "Yes, I can!"

Mysterio then flew off with his prize clutched tightly in his sweaty palms. Once Mysterio had left with Gwen's head, a new head magically appeared on the superheroine's shoulders. It was none other than Jam's head, which had been placed there by his careless wish! The monkey-headed woman was surprised to find himself sticking to a wall. Jam began to panic, due to not being used to being this high up. The monkey was usually quite calm, but the idea of sticking to a high building in a foreign body freaked him out!

"Don't look down... Don't look down..." Jam repeated to himself over and over again as he closed his eyes. That's when he realized that his chest and rump felt rather heavy. Jam slowly opened his eyes with a smirk, "Actually, maybe I should look down!"

Jam glanced downwards, but not at the ground. Rather, he looked over his new busty female body! His new body appeared to be human and was clad in a black-and-white costume. He had light-blue sneakers fastened to his feet. There was also a pink web-like design atop the armpits of his suit, and a hood on the back. Truly, this superheroine had good fashion sense!

Of course, the true appeal of his new feminine body was the massive tits and wide rear. Jam couldn't believe that Spider-Gwen was packing such large assets! He pressed one hand against her left breast and gave it a firm squeeze, "I can't believe she's this stacked! How can someone fight crime with tits this big?"

After grabbing herself for a bit, he turned her attention to the skyscraper he was sticking too. He looked up and wondered if he could climb it using her new spider powers! He turned his body around and pressed his hands and feet against the glass, causing them instantly to stick to the window. He then began to scale the building, his new assets jiggling as he did so. He found his new breasts rubbing against his arms as he crawled, exciting him greatly, "How does she fight crime with such a sensitive body?!"

Jam was eventually able to ignore the euphoria he was feeling and climb without distraction, quickly getting used to his new body and its curves. He found himself moving like how Spider-Woman would, with his rump in the air and his hands and feet moving in tandem with each other. He eventually reached the top of the skyscraper and hopped onto the ceiling. Jam was happy to be on a solid surface again, even if climbing a building without equipment gave him quite a rush.

Once atop the building, Jam decided he needed to do a "closer inspection" of his new form. He was about to unzip his suit, when something distracted him. It was a loud buzzing in his head, like some kind of “Spider Sense” that warned him of incoming danger. Jam ran to the side of the building and looked down, spotting a man in a red-and-yellow suit sporting mechanical gauntlets. He uses said gauntlets to destroy anything in his path by using them to violently vibrate the molecules of whatever he points them at, his current target being the bank!

Shocker smirked under his mask as he prepared to level the whole bank, “Big payday here I come!”

Jam normally wouldn’t care about stopping him, but having a Spider-Person’s body also gave him a sudden sense of responsibility. Jam gulped, “Here goes nothing!”

Jam would’ve shot a web out to swing towards Shocker, but he had no idea how his web-shooters worked! Instead, he stuck to the side of the building once more and scaled down it as fast as he could. Thankfully, he managed to get down there just as Shocker had finished charging his gauntlets. Once close enough he leaped right behind Shocker, “Hey, buddy, there’s an ATM machine inside if you wanna make a withdrawal!”

Shocker turned around, his gauntlets still fully charged. He found himself taken aback by the monkey-headed heroine, “Spider-Woman?! Why are you wearing a ridiculous monkey mask?”

Jam shook his head, “This isn’t a mask, this is my face! I’m Jam, my monkey head ended up on this buxom bod so now I’m just highlighting as a heroine until I get my old body back!”

Shocker stared at the monkey-headed woman in confusion, “W-What?! You expect me to buy that? That’s ridiculous!”

“Dude, you’re literally about to use high-tech gauntlets to blow up a bank and you’re calling me ‘ridiculous’?!”

Shocked growled, “Well, how about I blow you up instead? I’m gonna mess you up worse than a 2 hour fan film!”

Before Shocker could blast Jam, he quickly grabbed his hands and broke his gauntlets using his newfound super strength. Shocker panicked as he looked at his broken gauntlets, “Dammit, I just got these!”

Jam then hauled up and knocked Shocker out with a single punch, “Hope you kept the warranty, pal!”

As soon as Jam defeated Shocker, people came out and start taking pictures of him with their phone cameras. Jam took notice of this and started shaking his rump for them, “Get good pictures of me twerking, folks! Just your friendly Bootylicious Spider-Jam!”

The Daily Bugle news crew arrived on the scene, lead by J. Jonah Jameson, “Parker, get me video footage of Spider-Jam twerking!”

Peter Parker, J. Jonah’s cameraman, sighed as he readied his camera, “Whatever you say, Jonah…”

Little did Jam know that the footage they were about to take would lead Mysterio straight to him, so he could add the rest of Gwen’s body to his collection. Jam would be in the for his biggest fight yet when confronted by the fishbowl-headed menace. Would he be able to escape with his body intact, or meet the same fate as Gwen’s now bodiless head? Find out next time, true believers!