Monkey Vs. Banana

Author's Note: This is based off a pic I just posted to DA that Dez drew of Jam swapping bodies with a busty banana! Yes it's weird and wild lol

Who is foolish enough to play god? Who is crazy enough to tamper with forces they do not understand? For eons, mortals have tried to tap into that wellspring of creation and bring forth sentient life from nothing. One mad monkey-scientist was about to perform such an experiment on a banana, in an attempt to create the perfect babe...

Jam was in his lab one day, laughing maniacally as he placed a yellow banana on the ground. He then wheeled out a giant mechanical ray-gun and placed it in front of the banana, before moving the tip laser downwards towards the fruit. Jam snickered, "My greatest experiment ever shall soon commence!"

Jam's robotic moth daughter, Peppermint, soon scurried into the room. "Dad, are you playing god again? It's midnight!"

The monkey nodded, "Science can happen at any time of the day OR night. Besides, what's the worse that could happen?"

Peppermint shrugged her shoulders, "Typical body-swap shenanigans?"

"Not this time, trust me!"

The robo-moth giggled, "If you say so, dad! I wish you the best on your mad science experiment!" I'm going to go charge, night,"

Jam patted his hairless chest and smiled, "Night, sweetie!"

After Peppermint walked over to her charging station and plugged herself in, Jam got back to work. The monkey scratched himself and flicked his prehensile tail as he pushed a button on the ray-gun. It powered on and fired a blast at the ordinary banana. Jam watched at the banana grow larger and larger, its peel loosening and covering less of its body the bigger it got.

The banana grew gigantic tits, while the bottom of its peel formed into a makeshift bra. The peel only covered a small portion of the banana's breasts, with the fleshy, pulpy parts of it on full display with its cleavage. A single black mole appeared on the banana's left breast, while its transformation continued. A simplistic and cartoonish face appeared at the top of the banana, complete with tiny black dot eyes, long eyelashes, and a mouth. When all was said and done, the once small banana had become a giant "Boobnana" twice Jam's height.

"Heya, handsome!" Said Boobnana with a wink.

Jam cheered and threw his monkey paws in the air, "I've done it! I've created a busty banana babe,"

Boobnana smirked, "You have indeed, but for what purpose? I imagine you created a banana goddess like myself solely for the purpose of worshiping the ground I sit on!"

Jam waved his finger, "Nope!"

"Then for what reason?"

Jam smiled and ran over to the banana, before leaping up and taking a bite of her banana breast flesh, "I created you to snack on and grope!"

The banana recoiled in horror as the monkey took a chunk out of her boob, "Y-You're going to eat me?!"

The monkey batted his paw at the banana, "Oh, relax! You regenerate faster then I can eat you!" Jam then pointed at the spot where he had bit the banana, which quickly healed up in no time and erased the bite mark in the process, "See?"

She grumbled, "That's not fair, I shouldn't exist solely for you to nibble on and grope!"

"Well, too bad! This is your existence now and you'll have to deal with it,"

"I have a better idea: Why don't you take a good look at my breasts?"

Jam shrugged his shoulders, "Eh, why not!"

The monkey then stared at the banana's massive jugs. "Good monkey! Now keep staring, let your mind drift off..." Said the banana, her breasts hypnotizing the simple simian. He couldn't take his eyes off her chest!

"Yes, mistress..." Jam said in a half-awake daze.

With the monkey now in trance, the banana cackled to herself, "Perfect! Now, when I count to 3, you'll find yourself in my body and mine in yours. Sounds good, my simpering simian?"

Jam gave a feint mindless nod. "Fantastic! Now 1..." Said the banana, Jam's eyes closing as soon as she began the count.

"2..." Jam's eyes started to open as he found everything all blurry. His vision cleared, only to find himself strangely taller than he was before.

"3!" He heard his own voice say, prompting him to look down. He was surprised to find himself looking back at his own body, quickly realizing he had been body-snatched again.

The Boobnana smiled as "he" looked over his new monkey body. He now had limbs and a tail, along with shaggy brown fur. His potassium-enriched body was now a fully physical one, free from the limitations of being a foodstuff. He felt relieved to have a physical body, despite only coming into existence just a few minutes ago.

He strutted about awkwardly on his new limbs, while waving his new arms around to steady himself. Learning to control his limbs proved tricky, especially with his new tail continually slapping himself in the face. With enough perseverance, Boobnana eventually mastered his new limbs.

The former banana smiled and did a back-flip, landing on his hands and clapping his hand-feet together happily. "Ooh, how dexterous! Me likey!" Said the new monkey, excited by his new mobile body.

Jam was having the opposite reaction with "her" new body, which she considered to be her weirdest yet! Her banana bod had the biggest tits she had ever seen! Her massive bright-yellow jugs were easily over twice the size of her head, something that she found very exciting! However, her new form was simply a head with a pair of tits. No arms, no legs, no tail, just no way in general to fondle her new nutritious titties! Her peel acted as a makeshift bra, while also covering her back and face.

The monkey-turned-banana squirmed, she couldn't believe this! She was now a limbless fruit, just a banana with two melons attached. It felt so strange not having limbs and simply being a torso and chest, like half her body had been lopped off. She didn't even have the phantom sensation of having a whole body.

Jam struggled to move, but all she could do was budge her torso slightly. The Boobnana took advantage of this and poked Jam's plentiful chest, "Feeling a little stuck there, buddy?"

Jam grumbled, "I am! I don't want to be fruit!"

This caused the Boobnana to cackle like a witch, right before leaping onto Jam's busty banana body and slowly climbing up it. As he climbed, he made sure to squeeze and grope the banana's massive knockers, "Damn, gurl, you got it going on!"

The former monkey pouted, unable to do much more than that, "Hey, only I'm allowed to grope my own titties!"

The monkey smacked the banana's jugs, causing her to cry out in pain, "Well, you don't exactly have arms to do that now! Now shut up, 'Banana Tits' and let me feel 'dem potassium jugs!"

Once fully atop the banana, the monkey reached his hands and hand-feet down and started groping her breasts. Two hands massaged each breast, causing Jam to blush underneath her banana peel. Jam didn't want to admit it, but she was enjoying her current situation! Afterwards, the monkey then grabbed hold of the peel on the banana's head, "Looks like this is coming off!"

Jam sighed, "Fine, I'm used to having nothing on anyways,"

Boobnana then removed the top of Jam's peel, revealing her pulp-covered face underneath. He giggled, "Time to give this fruit a good smooching and nibbling!"

He then bent in and kissed the banana on the lips, nibbling on it a bit while doing so. Jam joined in, locking her lips with her former body. As they made out, the Boobana make sure to grope his old body's tits with his hand-feet. After smooching, the monkey proceeded nibble on the banana's neck. He took big bites out of it, which were quickly regenerated by the banana's strange powers.

After the pair played for a bit, the monkey put the banana's peel back on and lied on her big breasts. Jam smiled, "You know, I kind of enjoy being a banana! I can't move, but I still feel good and I have the biggest chest around,"

Boobnana nodded, "And I love being the monkey in this scenario! Feels good getting to nibble on my own kind. I think you've learned you lesson though, want me to swap us back?"

Jam shook her peel-covered head, "Not yet! Let's stay this way for a week or so, I don't mind being inanimate for a bit if it means I have a busty body!"

"Glad ya agree, 'Boobnana'! Now, let's snooze!"

"Can do, 'Jam'!"

With that, the monkey and banana drifted off. The monkey rested atop the banana's chest as if it were a tree-branch, while the banana slept with its head slumped forward. What started as simple payback soon blossomed into a fun body-swap, which showed the world that monkeys and mutant bananas could co-exist. The pair slept all night, until woken up by the sound of a familiar robot beeping. Jam and Boobnana opened their eyes to see Peppermint standing there with a smile on her digital display.

"Ha, knew you'd swap with your experiment! Just wasn't expecting a mutant banana with giant tits," She said as she leered  at the massive chest the banana was packing.

Jam blushed, "H-Hey, don't stare at your dad that way!"

"Oh, relax, banana boobs! I'm just playing,"

The Boobnana in Jam's body hopped down and stood beside the moth, giggling all the way, "I like her!"

Peppermint nodded and petted the banana wearing her dad's body, "I like you too! Whenever you two swap back, we should keep you around the lab! You can body-snatch my dad's body whenever he gets lazy,"

The Boobnana nodded, "Sounds good to me!"

Jam grumbled and wiggled her large chest around, "Hey, don't I have say in this?!"

Peppermint and Boobnana shook their heads in unison, before speaking at the same time: "You're a banana, of course you don't!"

Jam grumbled, "Dammit, she's already integrated into the family!"

With that, Jam spent the next week as a busty banana. It was tough not being able to move, but she didn't really mind it after a while. Peppermint and Boobnana took care of her. Once the week was done, Jam returned to his original body and the banana was kept around to keep the monkey in check. After all, what better way to calm down a hyper monkey than with a good old banana?