Pizza Scam

Fear is an ever controlling force. It can make us avoid things that may otherwise not be harmful, or hurt our social interactions. However, a lot of fears can often be justified. And one such fear is losing control, a fear Jam was about to face...

It was a sunny afternoon in Little Tokyo, a metropolis filled with cyborg animals. The defenders of this city were the Samurai Pizza Cats, a trio of battle-hardened cats who worked in a pizzeria. After defeating their archenemy, "The Big Cheese", the Pizza Cats decided to continue their work. Unfortunately, crime reached an all-time low with the Big Cheese's defeat. As a result, they stopped fighting crime and focused entirely on running the Pizzeria.

Over time, the Pizza Cats had their appearances upgraded. The two males of the group, Speedy Cerviche and Guido Anchovi, had both upgraded their bodies into taller and more buff forms. Likewise, Polly Esther had made her body taller and far bustier. The Pizza Cats restaurant shifted into focusing solely on adults, due to their more well-endowed appearances.

Polly used her newfound "increased sex appeal" to bring in far more customers than she had before. This drew the attention of everyone's favorite monkey-scientist, Jam. He had planned to steal the Pizza Cat's scrumptious and very sexy body for himself, not realizing that it would prove trickier than he thought. It all went down one day while Polly was serving patrons at the restaurant. It was a Sunday evening, meaning there weren't a whole lot of customers in the establishment that night.

With only one customer currently in the restaurant, Polly found herself chatting with co-workers as the food cocked. There was Speedy Cerviche, the leader of the Pizza Cats and an incredibly buff cyborg cat in a white helmet. Next was Guido Anchovi, who was also quite muscular and was wearing a blue helmet. Both of the mechanical cats were shirtless, wearing only speedos and nothing else. Polly blushed as she tried not to stare at the pair's big bulges, "Dang, you get enough augments, fellows?!"

Speedy batted his paw at the red-and-purple cat, "Ya ain't one to talk, Polly! This is your third 'boob upgrade' this month, isn't it?"

Polly shrugged her shoulders, "Eh, maybe my fourth!"

Guido laughed at the pair's argument, "Guys, it doesn't matter how many augments or upgrades we get! They'll never slow us down and our added sex appeal will keep bringing in customers,"

"Guido's got a point, Polly! I'll stop balking at ya upgrades if ya leave mine alone!"

"Sure, Speedy! Though if you're going to keep upgrading the size of your junk, may as well make it 'horse-sized!"

Speedy winked, "If that pleases ya, Polly, then 'horse-sized' it is!"

"Geez, Speedy, I thought you were the leader here," Said Guido, his arms crossed his snickered to himself.

Speedy nervously patted the back of his white helmeted head, "What can I say? Since marrying Polly, she's been wearing the pants in this relationship,"

Polly giggled, "Speedy, you goof, none of us are wearing pants!"

As the trio continued to laugh and chat, they failed to notice someone was watching them from underneath a nearby table. It was none other than Jam, who was sizing up Polly's sexy body from afar. He was patiently waiting for Polly to be alone, so that he can steal the sexy cat's body for himself! "Alright, Guido and I are going to clean out the storage closet! You can serve the last customer and finish up for us for the night," Shouted Speedy as he sped off to the kitchen with Guido in tow.

Polly let out a longing sigh, "As always!"

The monkey slowly walked on his knuckles towards the cat, making sure to steer clear of her line of vision. He crept up behind her and pounced, pressing his thumbs against the base of her neck! This caused the cat's head and neck to detach from her body and fall to the ground. "What the hell?!" Screeched Polly, now just being a severed head without a body.

Jam smiled as he picked up the cat's severed head and placed it on a nearby table, "Sorry, Polly, but your body is now mine!"

Polly smirked, "I wouldn't do that if I were you, chimp!"

"Oh, please! There's nothing you can do to me that can stop me!" With that, the monkey popped his head onto the robo-cat's body.

The cat-head let out a sinister purr, "We'll just see about that..."

Once Jam's head was attached to the cat's body, he immediately glanced down in order to inspect his new goods. His new feminine body was twice the height of his previous one, and clad in a light-pink bikini. A pair of matching pink ankle-long high-heeled boots were draped over his legs. His body was metallic, his fake metal fur-coat being colored pink and beige. Right above the cat's pleasant and plump rump was a red mechanical tail.

What really drew Jam's attention were her massive breasts, making the monkey-headed cat-robot want to grope them first. The monkey drooled as he slowly moved his hands towards them, "Must grope!"

Just then, a light on Polly's helmet went off, causing the bell around Jam's neck to glow as well. Polly let out a maniacal cackle, "I don't think so!" As soon as Polly said that, Jam's hands froze. He tried to move them in closer to grope himself, but they refused to budge!

His hands then lowered themselves to his side as his stolen body uncontrollably stood on command. "What the hell?! That's not fair!" Shouted Jam as he desperately tried to regain control of his stolen cyborg-cat body.

Polly smirked, "You stupid monkey! I still control my body even when my head isn't attached to it, just in case perverted body-thieves like yourself try to nab it!"

"I-Impossible! I'm so close to groping!" Jam struggled to get his feminine body to move, but he just couldn't. This prompted Polly to laugh even harder, "Oh, you'll get to touch yourself later! For now, let's put you to work..."

With that, Polly ordered her former body to march back towards the kitchen. Jam's body sauntered in a purposefully sexually arousing way, with his legs close together and hips swaying. His hands remained perched on his hips, causing him to blush profusely. Polly cackled like a witch, "That'll teach you, stupid chimp!"

"Give me control of this body this instant!" Shouted the monkey head as he struggled in a vain attempt to regain control of his stolen body. Polly retaliated in kind by controlling Jam's arms, moving his mechanical arms upwards and using them to slap the sides of his face as his body continued to move towards the kitchen. "Yeowch!" The monkey cried out in pain.

Polly snarled, "Be good or there will be more slaps!"

"Yes, ma'am..."

"Great! Now, time to get back to work!" Shouted Polly as she moved her former body into the kitchen. Still unable to control anything below his neck, Jam was forced to pick up two plates filled with food against his will. With plates in hand, the monkey-headed robo-cat was forced to walk back to Polly. Polly smirked as she looked over the monkey-headed cat, "Looking good, toots!"

Jam sighed as he looked over his sexy new body. He was so unbelievably attractive with his huge breasts and wide hips, but lacked the ability to enjoy them to the fullest! All he could do was twitch his body slightly, but it wasn't enough to completely fight off Polly's control. "I hate this so much, I just want to grope!" Shouted Jam.

"Too bad, monkey britches, now bring that food to the customers!"

Jam was then forced to walk over to a nearby table, the heels of his boots clacking against the ground as he stumbled forward like a puppet on strings. He went over to a table where a big, burly anthro bear was sitting. "You're late, lady!" Shouted the bear.

"S-Sorry, won't happen again!" Stammered the monkey as he put the drink and food down and prepared to walk away. Polly then made Jam stop mid-walk and bend over.

"Sorry, Monkey-Butt, but we have company rules! 'If we deliver your food late, you can smack our asses'!" Shouted the disembodied cat-head. The bear echoed the cat's words by smacking Jam's ass as hard as he possibly could, nearly knocking the monkey-headed machine to the floor.

Jam rubbed her sore ass as she straightened her body, "Yeah, should've seen that coming in a story like this..."

Polly then took control of Jam's body once more and made her walk back to him. Once in front of her, Polly made him twirl around like a ballerina. Jam grumbled, "Done having fun yet? Just put my head back on my original body now, please!"

Polly cackled, "I don't think so! I think I'll keep you like this for a week and have you work hard to make up for your attempted thievery,"

"B-But you can't! What body would you even wear in the meantime? Mine?"

Polly winked as her helmet began to glow even brighter than before, "Oh, I don't think so. Your body's too hairy and smell for me, plus I have backups..."

Just then, a headless duplicate of Polly's robo-cat body towards the duo. The robotic doppelganger grabbed Polly's head and put it on her stump, giving her a full body once more. She smiled as she wiggled her wide feline hips around, "That's better!"

"W-What?!"

"I told you I had backups, monkey breath!"

Just then, Speedy and Guido re-entered the room and were surprised to find two different versions of Polly standing before them! Speedy scratched at his head, "Polly, what's with the monkey-headed version of you?"

"Help, she's holding me captive!" Shouted the monkey-head, prompting the male cyborg cats to look at Polly.

"Yep, I am! And you know why? Because he tried to steal my body, he now has to wear it and act as a new waitress for our establishment!"

Guido shrugged his shoulders, "Oh well, I'm sure she'll give you your old body back eventually!"

Jam panicked, "Aren't you going to do anything?"

"Pal, you should've known better than to cross my wife Polly. Even we are afraid of her!"

Polly raised an eyebrow, "What was that, Speedy?!"

Speedy and Guido began to panic as they ran off to finish their work. "N-Nothing, forget I said anything!" Stammered Speedy as the two cats abandoned Jam to deal with Polly's wrath alone.

Polly then swished her tail around as she skulked up behind Jam, "Now you're all mine!"

Jam tried to run, but his mechanical body froze up, still under Polly's control. The monkey scowled, "Hey, unfreeze me and give me my body back! Aren't we still working?!"

Polly shook her head as she sensually pushed her breasts against Jam's back, "Nope, we just closed! You stole my body right as the shift was ending! Speedy and Guido will clean up, while I have you all to myself!"

Jam blushed at the attention, "H-Hey, only I'm allowed to play with myself!"

Polly wagged her index finger at Jam, right before reaching around and grabbing the monkey-headed cat's fat breasts, "I don't think so, buddy!" Polly then proceeded to firmly squeeze and knead Jam's new breasts, causing the former simian to moan. Jam was surprised by how squishy and soft her new breasts were, considering the fact that they were mechanical! Jam figured they must be lined with memory foam or some kind of malleable metal alloy designed for "maximum comfort".

Jam needed a way out of this, he couldn't just let Polly continue to grope him! He then spotted his headless body on the ground, which was miraculously starting to move on its own. Jam smirked, "Good thing my body has its own independent mind when my head isn't attached! Get her, little guy!"

Instead of Jam's headless monkey body saving him, however, it joined Polly and squeezed Jam's fat feline hips instead. It rubbed his thighs, causing him to blush even harder, "Y-You traitor! Business first, pleasure later!"

The headless monkey nodded his neck stump and pulled his hands away from Jam's hips... Only to reach around and grab his fat ass next! Polly snickered, "Looks like your body has good taste!" Polly and the headless monkey body then squeezed and toyed with Jam's assets in unison, sending waves of ecstasy coursing through her.

"Dammit, they're really making me enjoy this!" Shouted Jam, embarrassed by the fact that he loved the attention his new body was getting. He always preferred being the one to toy with his new body, not the other way around. However, he couldn't deny the way he felt. Maybe if he was good and behaved himself, his headless former body and Polly would give him some "extra special" attention...