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BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - INTERNET SALAD!

This week, James and Jimmie discuss random things from the Internet!

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Dude I thought I was the only one who mixed up "how to lose a guys in 10 days" and 10 things I hate about you lol 😭

Diggy

And I'd hit that today 😅😍

D.

Sirs....How DARE YOU hate on Julia Stiles!!! SILENCE YOUR PODCAST NONSENSE 😅😂😅

D.

OMG. Dick Cheney’s wife. 😂 I am listening to this on the day that Dick Cheney died.

TBitt

More of these please!

JaneAustenUnderstands

This was a great show! I can't wait to hear another one. You guys are wonderful together, you sound like such good friends.

magnoliasouth

I’m catching up on my lapsed Patreon… As I do while listening, I googled and pictures of Heather Graham with Julia Stiles from 9/10/24 came up!!

Michelle Balhorn

Brian Regan was on the show Loudermilk and he was fantastic!

Mari Kolkowsky

God I love this, can’t wait for the new salad coming up! Funny enough a friend went to see Segura yesterday. I asked if Kirk opened for him and sure enough he did(with a glowing review). Dude is a firecracker

Brian Kush Flowerchild BMX

Please Do more of these dammit! I could listen to your banter all day

Teezy

I would listen to you two have random thoughts aloud all day. This is gold. Please do more of these. Random hot topics.

H. Carver

The two of you trying to figure out Armie Hammert HILARIOUS

Deezy Chavez

Grace, I'm with you! This is one of my favorites early 2000s movie

Sarah Hixon

This was FUCKING GREAT!

Jarvis Wrinkle

I feel like this was accidentally recorded and I’m hearing something I shouldn’t be

Jessica Harden

Clint Eastwood is 91

Benjamin A

Re 10 Things I Hate About You... Give it another shot. Allison Janey's brief appearance, Larry Miller, and Heath Ledger are fantastic. "What is it with this chick? Does she have beer-flavored nipples?" sounds like something Jimmie would ask 🤣🤣🤣

Grace of Base

You guys!!! I have loved Brian Regan since college (20+ years ago), thank you for giving him the credit he deserves. It’s fucking hard to be clean and actually hilarious, and he straddles that. Meanwhile, keep doing what you do while I scream “earmuffs!!!!” or am forced to have very adult conversations with my 11-y-o son after listening to you.

Kate Armstrong

🤌

Chevy

This episode was chefs kiss, more of this!

Fran Hitzke

Ok.... so now Internet Salad is my favorite thing yall do now!!!!

Aly Munn

For those interested, Armie Hammer’s ex wife got her own reality show. 😂

Hailey Kroll

Mom was 21, dad was 19 when my folks got married. Will be married 54 years in a few weeks.

Liz Rutherford

This was quite literally the best part of my day. (Not week, because that’s STM YSO and CIS 🤩)

Christina Farese

this episode is like what happens in my brain when I'm trying to sleep at 3am. Only, being narrated by Jimmie and James makes it 1000x more entertaining.

Karen Van Den Hende

If I could give your "fun fact" zero stars-- I WOULD!!

Rhoda Byke

Doc says I need more salad in my life. Internet salad works for me! Please do it more!

Rhoda Byke

Loved this episode so much! I love the opportunities to hear how funny you are in general outside of your shows. Please do one of these again sometime soon! I feel like this could even be a show, just listening to you comment about what’s going on in the world.

Sarena Lee

I’m picturing James and Jimmie looking at the ratings for this episode and going, “dammit, we have to do it, don’t we?”

Thomas

I saw that. The family money was originally from oil and real estate. It was either the father or grandfather who straight up killed a guy and got away with it. I think the act was named “Armand” after gramp’s middle name. Then they actually started calling that kid “Armie” knowing full well what “Armie Hammer” sounds like. I’d bet money that’s when he started to lose his mind.

Nicole Alpeter

What’s Jeffrey Dahmer’s favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders.

Lindsey Richardson

A Best in Show reference makes my whole day!!

Lori Ferguson

More of these, please!!!! I'm not rude like Jimmie. 🤣 I'm laughing and crying!! Thanks for making my day 1,000% better! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jen Curtis

god I wish Cheney was married to Carol Channing she'd have forced him to mellow out a bit

Grumpy Aunt

I couldn't believe France let him in. Canada will refuse people for having a DUI 5 years ago; France was like "Sure, rapist, whatever!"

Grumpy Aunt

I thought he was married? To some lady whose photos (she's a photographer) he posts all the time? He seems to cycle through relationships the way I cycle through running shoes - once every 2-3 months.

Grumpy Aunt

I hate to be That Person but I had a skin cancer scare that went on for almost a year. During that time, the company I worked for went out of business so I lost my insurance. My derm also practices at the clinic at MLK (formerly the site of "Killer King" hospital in LA) so that's where I had to go for most of the biopsies and follow ups. I'm grateful Medi-Cal covered me but going there was an interesting experience. If you are a white lady walking from the bus stop to that hospital, cops will pull over and ask if you're okay. Grandma types will ask if you're okay and when you're like "just going to the doctors" they'll pray over you. They've totally remodeled the hospital though and they have like, a farmer's market there now. Eventually they wanted to do so many biopsies, and I was having such an allergic reaction to the suture material, that they just put me in an imaging study. So I had to get a Medi-Cal Lyft ride (sigh) to a different county hospital in a different county. Their plumbing was all out of order and there were buckets on the floor and no restrooms. I had the sense I needed to get a job with real health insurance again right quick, but there were so many follow ups it was tough to interview or set a start date. So yeah, while most skin lesions you get removed = not serious, sometimes things are doubling in size in 6 months and everyone does think it's melanoma and you're going to die. The derm wanted me to start putting sunscreen on my scalp but I never started doing that. When I die of scalp melanoma, oh well I guess.

Grumpy Aunt

I’ve listened to this so many times. I never get tired of having it on in the background and feeling like I’m just hanging with two hilarious buddies.

Thomas

Do. This. Again!!

Lynn Milroy

This was an incredibly fun episode!

Stephanie Mieras

Awesome. It is so much fun just listening to you two go on and on about nothing. You should do an outtake version now.

Andrew Rigney

Loved this!! Please do this again. ❤️

Terra Nussbaum

Please do this again! Great start to the day

Cory Witt

More please!!!

Michelle Groves

This was fantastic!

James Bidwell-Giannone

This! I was saying it over and over as they talked about her … as if the guys could hear me.

Allison Gregg, ACC

Loved this!

Christy Brady

That was awesome

Bryan 2Jackets Wilsie

James Wood is engaged to a 32 year old right now. Chew on that one for a bit.

Renee

I wish I could have your guys’ voices playing in my ears at all times

Jessa FitzWilliam

I just want to hang out with you guys !! This is hilarious!

Turkey Roseanna

This is one of my favorite things you’ve done since I started listening in 2016! I’ve always dreamt of you guys doing a current events show telling crazy news stories and this was a nice peek inside that dream for me, please do more (or maybe a new show?? 👀) Thanks for all you do!

Ashley Graham

I could just sit and listen to this forever. I love hearing your guys’ opinion on random stuff

Carissa B

So funny

Cyn

Heather Graham was a victim of Harvey Weinstein. That's why her career stalled.

I M PETTY

More please? This was fantastic!!!

Katie Funderburk

Listening to the crime in sports on Jimmy Hitchcock and they actually mentioned my HS football coach Reggie White. This is wild af.

Tyrone Bullock, Jr

I’d listen to this every week

Ryan Schlosser

‘Carol?’ was a ‘Roy…?’ moment

Sabrina

Yessss, please keep adding these to the mix! 😂

Sabrina

More!

Alison Enos

Kirk Fox steals every scene he's in as Sewage Joe in Parks and Rec!

Don Brodka Jr

Loved this! I would love to hear this weekly !

Linda

Fun historical fact: James Dean died when he tried to use a knob on the steering wheel (commonly known then as “n-word” knob) which was designed to make steering easier. The wrist strap of his jacket caught on the knob and he lost control. This is ironically the same way the kid he was racing in “Rebel Without a Cause” died.

Rob Dean

This needs to happen again soon!

Michele K-B

I need this every week!!!

Cara Taro

This is legit like watching a Seinfeld episode. You guys are the best. 😂

Melody Brown

man i thought i was the only person under 70 that used the phrase “man alive” thanks jimmie!!! 😂

Ryan Mountain

More please

Matthew Ballou

Loved it! Armie Hammers grandfather bought Arm & Hammer bc he kept getting asked about it in regards to his name and thought it would be a good chuckle.

Alexis Bergstrom

You guys definitely need to do this again. Hilarious!!!

Laura Rhodes

You guys make my work day tolerable!

Bonnie Hunt

Fabulous, awesome !! You make me pee my pants ❤️❤️❤️

Skye Emilino

This was awesome! Please do it again before next year.

bridgett Bernhard

Love this! And Brian Regan was on the show Loudermilk, and he was absolutely fantastic.

Heather Costas

This was great! I loved just hanging out with y’all. I love the researched shows too but sometimes it’s nice to just hear your thought processes.

Rhonda Allred

We NEED more!!!!!

LACY GARCIA

This was a fantastic episode. So when are you guys going to produce a show called Internet Salad? If you two could just provide me with about 4 hours daily of your shows for the work week; that would be great, thanks =)

Ken Kuipers

I LOVE IT. it's like hanging out at a diner with your bffs. ♥

Wryslok

I laughed so hard at that.

Coptia White

This was wildly entertaining 😂 you guys should definitely do more of these

Autumn Perez Diaz

Make this a YSO bonuses episode for more internet salad!!!

Dezmon Nelson

This is worth the subscription alone. Please do more of these!

Dixxon Cider

So glad Bowfinger got some air time. I still say, Mindfuuhhh… head” and “ are you calling me a spearchucker?!”

Monica Mars

This is fucking great! Thank you. This is my friend and I trying to get through one tv show or movie but jumping on to google and you tube because we’re all over the place.

Monica Mars

Carol!

Morris Sparkman

Loved the Internet salad! Can’t wait for the next edition. 💯

Garnie Holmes

I love Dexter but I’ve been sucked back into Oz and The Wire… thanks James! 🤣

Columbokane

Carol? Might be one of the funniest things Jimmie’s ever said.

Elizabeth Kruska

This was probably one of the best

Heidi Wallis

I love the transition from pedos to Heather Graham lol

Kathy

Love this! Oh, and John Wayne was a terrible human being.

Alysha Friedlander

This was fun! Y’all have kids. How have you not seen Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer? Heather Graham 2011. She plays the awesome aunt in it. So great!

Liz Lotterhos

Like hanging out with friends bullshitting! One of my favorites!

Kasey Hodge

Absolute blast. Like hanging out and having drinks with your friends

Brandon Philbrick

Loved this. Would make a great regular show!

Cindy Rodriguez

I really enjoyed this!

Jen B.

I keep waiting for them to say "welcome to the show!"

Michael Velez

I loved this!!

Teamrocket

Really enjoyed this, please do regularly.

Gamertag185

I want this as a weekly show!!!!

Blue

More of this please! 😍

Holly Chi

Lol, “ I don’t think it matters where you are when you want to eat someone”

Adrienne

Yes! I feel like you can find it in sports but I’d love a weekly dump type discussion.

Emily Diehl

Loved this

Emily Diehl

Met James Woods when I was a kid and he gave me a bunch of fireworks to set off with him (it was the 4th of July). I will never forget his face when he asked me if I knew who he was and my response was aren’t you the principal in Recess? It came out that summer in theaters.

Matt Eva

This is one of the best patreon episodes 🙌

Hunter Brown

I misread the title…after reading the description, spent the whole time waiting for y’all to start making fun of random internet sales.

Tyler Coppens

I loved it. I love it when my favorite podcasts go off the normal subject and just BS, especially when the hosts are funny.

Braylen

Terrible story.

Klondike Music Company

l had to give up on this one as l have never seen one US tv or movie in my entire life. lm British and now live in Australia. It's not a snob thing. l just don't watch much TV.

melissa speirs

This was such a fun listen!! I hope y’all do more of this in the future!!

Jane Doe

I really enjoyed this episode about absolutely nothing

Micheal Scholes

Give us more opinions on other comics out there

Heather Martin

Love the episode, internet salad is River Talk 2

Heather Martin

More please..

Kerry Knight

And yet you still paid for this, man. 😆🤪

Nia

My favorite salad ever

Nia

Man here lately these episodes have been getting boring smh never thought I’d ever say that the regular episode have been waaaay better than Patreon ones

“SLIME” ?

Damn...Clint Eastwood???? That's bananas!

Nikki Mendez

Wow, Drugstore Cowboy, I f’ing love Drugstore Cowboy!Nobody ever talks about Drugstore Cowboy. And Boogie Nights! Nice hanging with you guys :))

Eldergoth

Pretty positive Armie Hammer is a sadist, the no consent kind, entitled and extremely manipulative.

Eldergoth

Loved the episode. Brian Regan is in a Netflix series called Loudermilk which is pretty good

Mike Alber

Loving your new show. It’s appropriately named. 😂

Bree Beech

Love this!!!! Definitely up for more salad!!!!

Aimee Wright

I loved this episode! But I'm sad you didn't like Heath Ledger....rowwrrr... he was sexy!

Molly Horan

I’m a cancer survivor and I can confirm that it didn’t make me funny. 😜

Jaimie Harris

Listening to James smoke weed for an hour. 😂😂

Olivia Peterson

Loved this episode. Something about hearing James inhale & giggle after just put the cherry on the vibes for me 🫶🏼

Alyssa Marie

greg behrendt. he was the token male in the sex and the city writers room and cowrote a book called "he's just not that into you" I've seen him live when i lived in San Jose. i like him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stabby Paine

i have wondered for years how they felt about greg behrendt LOL this is pretty much what i thought they'd say 🤣

Stabby Paine

This was awesome loved hearing you two just gabbing away

Tricia Hemp

Love this concept. I felt like I was in your living room.

Brenda

This was one of my favorite episodes. Greg Behrendt is such a nice guy, and I loved his podcast, Walking the Room.

Michele S

Really hope to hear more episodes like this. Loved this

Chris & Aurora

This is how I find out that Dutch rapist is still going to the Olympics? 😒

Catherine Maldonado

How many podcasts are too many? Because I’d listen to this on the regular!

Katie Watkins

Love it. Y'all are too funny

Rhonda CoueyBrisson

I loved this!!! I can listen to them talk about anything and laugh

Denise Simmon

Loved internet salad! Easy going and hilarious.

Anaise Morgan

I wonder if Jimmy was thinking of Carol Channing lol

Scott Brady

This was great- please do it again!

Barbara John-Lay

Loved this

Colly Wobble

Next YEAR? I think James misspoke. Surely he meant "next week," right?

Lesley Zen Marx

Who is the Greg person they're talking about around 12-13 minutes?

Molly Horan

I love these. Keep doing them please!

CTrott

This rules.

Chris Izzy Cole

Flaming globes… sigmond

Matt Eberhardt

no matter how good you are at something, comics for some reason will always go outta their way to try and show how theyre so funny just in conversation lol "not even trying" "just riffing"

Lawrence

There were a lot of things wrong with season 5 of Dexter. Julia Stiles was the most egregious, and that’s saying a lot.

Frisson Muffin

So, you were talking about Brian Regan and how he never made it to any TV shows. He made it on a show called Loudermilk. It's on Netflix. Best part. He isn't clean in the show. I saw my GF watching and he said fuck and I went "What the fuck?" The show is pretty good too. Check it out.

Chad Frisbie

Next year!? No, at least quarterly!

Veronique Elwood

loved this. just like hanging out with the boys

denny WE LOVE YOU JIMMY WHISMAN gleeson

Great ep!

Tommy Duggan

Carol 🤣

frosted cookies

Please make more of these

Leeah

Yarn hobbyist here! I do the same!’ 🤣

Mandie Fitzgerald

This was so good. I would listen every week. A new podcast?

Susan Anderson

Never heard of Kirk Fox—will definitely check him out if he comes to DC

Leigh

Please again 🙏

Lori Simmonds

Yep. I’d listen to this every week also … why? Cause we just want to hang out with you guys

Nancy Clarke

One of my favorite Patreon episodes. These on the regular whenever you can

Ryan Wilson

This is one of my favorite Patreons. Proof that James and Jimmie can talk about anything and it’s good!!

Tracy Poetz

I don't use "molest" but I do use "fondle" all the time when talking about going to buy yarn. I don't go buy yarn, I go fondle yarn.

Alleycatfish

I would 100% listen to this every week, in addition to the regular podcasts and bonus content.

Nicole

Do this again! Loved it!

Karen Crank

I enjoy the irreverence and James’s story telling and Jimmie’s interjections. But he sure is preoccupied with sex 😭!

nieva29

Please do this more often. It was so fun to listen to

Ryan Rice

I loved this, this needs to be in rotation!

Kayla Hessling

I feel like I’d imagine the green room to be. I absolutely love this

Nathan Pitts

I was just in Georgia to celebrate my maternal grandparents 70th wedding anniversary! Absolutely mind blowing! My husband and I are getting close to 10, and feel like we achieved something. I can't even fathom 70 years together.

Audra Wajda

Julia Styles got body bagged 2 minutes in lmfao!!!

Travis Ares

This was awesome. I hope this can be an annual patreon.

Kristie Hoppe

BARN OWL 💀 That is the most accurate thing I've ever heard

Margaret Nobles

Put this in the regular rotation with the Prisoner Dating Game and personal ads. One of my favorite episodes

Halston Reed

The best.

barbie jo

This was great shit you guys, I loved it. I'll be looking forward to the next one.. And that's my stupid opinion!

Robert Bigelow

James, you're mixing up Dilaudid and Laudanum (I've done the same)

Alyssa Bartoshevich

What was the name of the child diddler Olympic volleyball player? I want to boo him if I see him.

Bill Boaz

I love this!

Adam

Meh

SPH

This was great would definitely be into more of these.

Brian Karbowski

Same!

Bill Boaz

You guys are great. I'm going through a major depression episode, maybe the worst one I have ever had. But I listen to you guys, and find my smile for a couple hours a week. Thank you for never skipping a week, I don't know what I would do without you. Thank you guys.

Jennifer Thomas

Love this!

Tammy Hedrick

We have an island that houses 5,000 Rhesus monkeys that are used for medical “research”😡. The signs that border the island all state, “Do not feed or molest the monkeys “. ‘Molest’ where it could be anything else.

Chamy103

Thank you for this episode! Please do more, it’s worth the money and you sound like your really enjoying yourselves.

Laura Reinhardt

Hated it, not even MID

Scott Miller

I am crying

neil cosker

This is fabulous!!

Elizabeth Freeman

More More More of these!!! Less research on your end 😁

lisa putman

Definitely want to hear more pre show shit shooting

Anthony Caterino

This was awesome. More of these!

Rob Segal

Ever since the podcast boom it’s so hard to find a good freeform discussion podcast. This really gave me nostalgia for the like 2010ish era where podcasts were web personalities just talking about what’s going on. Warmed the soul and the ears

Travis Manus

This was great! I think I'm going to rewatch Dexter now ☺️

Nina

This was great. Yall just shooting the shit

Derick White

Thought everyone missed that 🤣🤣

Elizabeth Jones

"You saw roadkill and you came"🤣

Stevie Barr

This format is perfect, we need it consistently

Kevin Spickofsky

Excellent podcast. I could listen to this banter all the time. So I looked up Brian Regan (thanks for that) and the 1st hit was about a hockey fight and a dog on a Zamboni. Planned or a simulation type coincidence.

Jason Forrest

Jimmy, LOL! “Wipe that mayonnaise off her burger….get some BBQ sauce!” 😂😂

DebsDaughter

Love this banter. It's like being a fly on the wall! Kirk Fox is a legend.

Radek B.

This was so fun! Please record your pre-shows more often than once a year!

Nancy Batt

Drugstore cowboy is the best. Underrated. I think it’s Matt Dillon’s best work aside from Dallas Winston in the Outsiders.

Eddy Fox

I'm also rewatching Dexter on Netflix.

Melissa Tenorio

Always wanted to hear you guys weigh in on regan 👍

Tia Alswyn

Love this guys! So funny!

Ciara Mohr

Please do more of these! Maybe not every month but at least every 4 or 5. Definitely throw this in the rotation of regular bonus episodes!!

Lilly Mongold

New podcast! This is great!

Herb Eaversmells

I never put my hat on a bed.

Noki Wheeler

How high are you guys? 😆

Josh Nowakowski

Not next year! Once a month at least. Dudes.... good shit

Richard Imbrie

You guys have another podcast in you? I’d listen to this daily.

Thomas

I saw Kirk Fox feature for Tom Segura a couple years ago. Fox is so funny, but that night was mostly him working on brand new material so the crowd wasn't super into him.

JD

Lol during. I don't think James exhaled more than twice in the first 10 minutes. 😂

Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip)

This was awesome

Jackie👻

Fuck clean comics.

Martin Christensen

Yes... toss my internet salad 😹😹

Rick Schmitz

I've always referred to Ms Styles as "barn owl". 😂 Also, I second your recommendation to watch Drugstore Cowboy. Classic Van Sant. Kelly Lynch tries - - and fails - - to seduce Matt Dylan in that one too. Fun fact: she looks kind of bowlegged when she walks because she once broke both legs. I know, fascinating!

Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip)

I sooooo want more of these. We've got tickets for Brian Regan in West Virginia in October for our anniversary.

The socialworker and the bat

Loving this format - keep em coming! 🖤 🇦🇺

Kitani Ferrari

YOOOOOO!!!!!! Jimmie said “is he a Centurion” ?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Enjoli Pettice (Lee)

My husband loves Dexter!

Liz Rutherford

James if you like the show Dexter you should check out the books the series is based off! The author is Jeff Lindsey and the books are much more dark/twisted. In the books Dexter teaches Rita's kids how to be mini serial killers which is interesting lol

Hailey French

This was great! Love just the hanging out bullshitting

Jenn Thompson

Needed this tonight. Fun hangin with you boys! 🤣

Steven Rood

you have to thank people jimmie!!!!

lara!

😂

Justine McNeil

How fucking baked did you guys get before this one?

Eric

😂 I feel like a fly on the wall. But I love it.

Anna Marie

FYI I had to study 10 Things I Hate About You in year 11 English, comparing it to Taming of a Shrew... I had to watch that fucking movie over and fucking over again!!!

ysolla

Love it most for 2 scenes; julia getting crunked and dancing on the table to Biggie & when she recites the poem. I tear up every fucking time I see the clip. Clearly a chick flick

Jen Meenk

Made my Saturday! Oh how I love time zones

Jen Meenk

I was at that show with Greg and Jeneane that Jimmie opened and I think the main reason Jimmie remembers Greg being so good is because Jeneane didn't have a great set vs Greg who killed his set.

Donny Munsell

Toss this salad in the usual rotation! It’s amazing!

Nicole H.

My balls are tingling.

Savage Randy

MORE OF THESE INTERNET SALADS; I DEMAND IT!

Jane

With no introduction, this episode is just like “BAM” and immediately there are croutons in your face with this internet salad. I love it!

Michael Clark

OMG this one has made my Sunday

Felicia hold my wig Palmer

Love this your banter is my favorite thing it makes me smile at work and ppl be looking at me weird. Like “why she smiling”

Angela Hedin

Fuck I love you guys. My face hurts from laughing. I STILL love 10 things I hate about you! 😂😅 Not because it’s good but because it’s nostalgic. And Heath Ledger is a national treasure in Australia so he’s in my “pass basket”. 💚🇦🇺 Paul Newman, another Australian and treasure. 😍

Krystal Hope

Congratulations.

Rowdy Hurst

Could listen to both of you all night like this. Laugh out loud.

Jason S Liptow

Love Me a Good Salad

Judge Mally

I was the target audience in 1999 for "10 Things" and I couldn't stand it!

JJ (Jesslyn)

Jimmy's right about Julia Stiles

Stephen Tot

Love this

Jeremy Mcintyre

Please make this a regular thing! It’s just great to hear y’all just shoot the shit

LissaG

👋

Lori Coxe

Guys, ive been broke AF working as a local Truck Driver, i finally got hired at a company ive been trying to get on with as an Entertainer Driver doubling my income, so ill be upping my patreon!!! Thank you James and Jimmie for making all the miles go by faster!

Crickett Spinner

Yaaaaaaayy! Been extra excited about this one!

Jen Ward

Whootie lucky #7

Jen Meenk

Yaaaaaaaaaay!

Plinio Flavio Gonzalez Segovia

Hell yeah!

ScottieBizzle6789

FIRST

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