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BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - LORI VALLOW AND CHAD DAYBELL

This week, James and Jimmie discuss the "doomsday prophets" Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell.

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The women who marry gay LDS dudes are referred to as "Beards". So its common enough for their wives to have a a label.

Grilled Cheese

I'm irish and I spend all my time at a dermatologist. We were not built for sun.

Shellie

I lived in Mountain Home, Idaho when this happened! Thank you for covering this case!!! You guys did a fantastic job!!!

Jennifer Roper

Hey now, James! I agree that the Italians can handle the sun. My people came from the Azores and I spent my younger years looking bronze and smooth. One of my children looks totally white, blonde with blue eyes. He spent his summers in Hawaii for many years and still looks bronze. He is darker than his wife who came from Italy. BTW, I have to be careful around her because I have added some of your NY Italian words to my vocabulary. I am afraid of offending her. I love your stories about your Italian Grandmother.

Ann Johnson

Heard the Mike Simpson name drop at the end and I was like why does that name sound so familiar... and realized I saw him at a bar not too far from my place! He was great on set, loved him!

Liv tha Kid

I watched the documentary, my mother is so much like her it's scary. #nocontactforareason

Cheyenne Hobbs

This is a real thing https://youtu.be/uCAgiVuUfiY?si=avc1Wt4b3Y6Oc7bo. My husbands not gay on tlc about gay Mormon men

Emily Garcia

I live near where this all happened. My sister lives less than a mile from where they buried those kids. The story goes so deep and is so crazy that I don't think even a 10 part series could cover it all. The good thing- the house was taken by Chad's attorney for payment, then sold to a non profit. The house is gone and the property will become a park of sorts, with a special spot for Tylee and JJ.

Tiera Parker

I just saw a chris James YouTube video about that show and omg what a mess 😂😂😂

Slashy Ashy

Reminds me of the movie called Frailty

Ramona Algarin

Do James and Jimmie ever do a Patreon about the TLC Mormon pilot episode my husband is not gay? If not that would be hilarious 😂

Jayda Powell- Thompson

She's gonna represent herself against the murder charges

Zach Carter

First I would like to mention these guys are great. Second I went to school for criminal justice and if the police are shooting there going for the kill shot. The body cavity. What I was tought is that if they shoot that person doing there job they could be sued in civil court. That is what I was tought.

Benjamin A

I want James and Jimmie to review the Chuck Tingle books 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Max Wilson

One hundred percent 💯 if two out of four of your kids ARE NOT murderers...that's just not good enough Lmao. And this, this my daughter, Sundamage

Stormy Rae

My husband had to actually talk me out of driving to Idaho and getting myself arrested so I could stomp Lori to death in prison. I'm against protective custody for people who hurt children, just let nature take it's course in prison Also, when you find your autistic son growling at you from on top of the fridge, the only correct response is to laugh hysterically, while helping him safely get down. I speak from actual lived experience.

Jenna Augustine Atwater

"If you're religious and are upset, forgive me"

Manj Sangha

Omg your Ted Haggard bit 💀💀

Amy Sousa

Iv'e sent you $5 here and there, but now it’s time to up the ante with $50! Why? Because I listen to your podcast every day—I've even hit the replay button twice! As a single, seasoned art teacher on a fixed income, $50 is practically my entire fortune (don’t tell my cat, he thinks I’m loaded!). Thanks for tickling my funny bone—now I'm just hoping you won't cash this check and leave me with an empty wallet! I'm an art teacher for the past 29 years and I'm spreading the word to my coworkers. I do have to say, I only talk about the boring history podcast to my students.

Sonya Walker

Go Eagles!

Dave Fitz

Outstanding as always.

Christopher Sunderhaus

I went to high school with this TWAT! Finally a stuck up cheerleader got what was comin to her! Why couldn’t this bitch rob a bank instead!🖕🏼Lori. 🤪

Celesia Waits

Palmyra is a town in NY that holds a Morman pageant every year

Joan Mollet

Adam Cox is the brother who was a comedian. Alex Cox is the killer brother. Charles didn't abuse Lori or her son it was Lori's prior husband who also sexually abused the son. Great episode as always but I think it's important to provide this correction

Bman55

I love you guys so much ❤️ this was a killer patreon episode. You’re both in your element and playing bits off eachother with perfect callbacks, and that’s the chemistry we (your 3 pod+patreon for 4 years) hardcore fans love to see!!! 🤗

Abby

Hahhaaaaaa

Abby

Agreed, disgusting fucks

Abby

Eh, yeah, I was Mormon until 8 years ago when I got divorced and left the church. My husband of 14 years, I think he’s gay. But….he married another woman, another Mormon. I guess I hope she’s happy with a husband who never wants to 👉👌

Abby

Okay, I’m LDS AND consider J&J to be my friends. NGL, I was a little worried when James was about to say something about Mormons. Most LDS guys looking “gay”? Ok…earned that one🤣

Julie Colt

Omg I would of loved James to do my wedding. I will get a divorce just to get remarried (to my husband) lol and have James do the wedding.

Jenn Frisch

Same!

Felicia hold my wig Palmer

Please give us a deep dive guys!!

Felicia hold my wig Palmer

Lori’s mum being made of leather made me howl with laughter

kathryn Clark

Yes Peta. I just listened to the horrific story of Ruby Franke and Jodi on Dan Cummins Timesuck. The worst duo to ever give parenting advice!

Dakota Experiments Transmedia Universe

I concur with the deep dive patreon on this. I will now be looking for the Tim/Tom Haggard doc tonight 🙂

Amy White

If you do look into these two more can you include Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt. What they did to those children is disturbing. And, her son escaping saved him and his sister's lives. These people are disgusting and prove how little important looks are to anything.

Peta Caratti

Such sick pukes to kill those babies

Brandy Martin

"Wrinkled more than a butthole"

SPH

Absolutely do it as a 2 hour bonus like you suggested at the start of the ep!

Joe Reaves

Love you guys, but you got some facts wrong. Tammy was not Chad's ex wife, they were still married when she was murdered, and there is no proof that Charles was abusive to Lori. I followed this case from the beginning.

Janine Maulbeck

Need a deep dive

Lisa Yuknavage

Omg the mormon glaze lol h3 has talked about it too

Jennifer L.

God loves the Wheel. He told me while he was touching Pat

Louise

My boyfriend Tyler introduced me to you guys and now I’m obsessed. Love you guys!<3

Lillithn Anne

A face like Sturgis titties is my new favorite insult

Kendra Murphy

The first time I heard about Alex being a comedian in Phoenix, I was super curious whether James and Jimmie ever heard of/worked with him. I could not stop laughing once they got to that part, great job as always!

Stef

they both deserve death. love when you guys rip apart how dumb religion is

biggidy2555

Loved all the jokes 🤣🤣

Alison Hughes

This was by far the funniest episode ever. Fuck. Wrinkled like a butthole will be thrown at my favorite ppl now.

Holy crow you got a droopy butthole.

RWJ just released a video about this very story. What are the odds.

General Apeshit

Started not to listen to…first comment about the mom being made of leather had me rolling! Immediately googled the mom. They were right!

Cathy Samuels

y’all have to do pam hupp next that story is crazy!!!

ShaLaFlame

It really all came to light in 2020 so there were so many things going on.

Amy Heuberger

First of all, Lori’s mom is made of leather 😂😂

Sheena Ferguson

I have also never heard of this.

Dianne Davis

I will definitely be waiting for the 2 hour deep dive episode because I have NEVER heard of this.

Taylor Van Epps

My birthday is July 22nd 😅

Sydni Galliher

Holy crap - You guys make my week (have an adult physically aggressive son with ASD - so I get it).

jennifer bakke

Give us the two hour! This episode had me rolling. Love yall!

Lauren Alexander

I would love a 2 hour James and Jimmie deep dive into this mess!

Lacey McKelvey

Meth pastor impression made my entire morning 🤣🤣🤣

Nicole H.

I would have driven straight there! Sold plasma along the way to pay for gas if need be.

Tammy Finalley

Do the 2 hour Patreon 🙌🙌

Chad Graham

Why was James sooo good at impersonating a gay pastor?? LOL

Dyanne Parnel

That is a really great idea. I audibly laughed, yes lol’ed, just reading your description

Alex Parker

Butcher apron mom

Ryan

I think it was Vinny Politan who compared Chad and Lori to the Pillsbury Doughboy scoring the head cheerleader. Loved that comparison although now I feel like it should be the Pillsbury Doughboy scores the future leather apron face 🤣

Mary (a Catholic in the South)

It truly is a rage-inducing story. Timesuck did a full episode on it.

Coptia White

The meth pastor inpersanation sounds like that guy from family guy 🤣🤣

Nia

I, somehow, don’t know this story. I don’t know what’s going on. And I’m fucking scared.

Jason Transou

Not wrong about Mormon dudes. My best friend and I grew up Mormon, and we had sooooo many jokes about Mormon dudes. They always love the butt play. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jen Curtis

This is a crazy story. I can't even imagine.

Nichola St. James

Yes, while the tithe is still low, right?! 🤣

imaweirdy2

For your stupid opinions you should do an episode every once in a while where you do a deep dive on specific people who have left loads of reviews, I'm sure that would bloom comedy like flowers in springtime.

Chase Robertson

Totally with you on the Mormon dude thing and if y’all are considering starting a cult, maybe we could get in on the ground floor? Just an idea 🤷‍♂️

Tony Legg

Of course Chad’s middle name is “Guy.”

Derrick Pacheco

I describe my ex wife simply as a whore. She’s not crazy just a terrible human. Lol

William Flynn

Omg I'm so excited to listen to this!!!!

Kelli Turk

James have you ever considered a career as a closeted gay pastor?

Brian Ashley

I love every episode and bonus !! No one can touch these guys for information and comedy !!!

Kim Ritter

I seriously laughed out loud when Jimmie said the words "Slapping her pussy on the carpet." 🤣🤣

Ben Bryant

The pedo joke reminds me of when Bill Burr said "Wanna know what's funny about sexual assault?" His timing was absolutely FLAWLESS. He let that one line sink in before he continued the story. Fuckin HILARIOUS

Jesse

I have never even heard of this case. Which makes this the absolute strangest listen EVER 🤣

Jesse

Obviously I'm out of the loop, please tell me who we are making fun of?

Karin Wiest-Cromarty

YES

Sarah Zamenski

When Lori's mom talked about Summer, I immediately thought about that scene in A League of Their Own where Kit is mad at Dottie: "You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." 🤣🤣🤣

Jesekah Gordnier

Apropos of the new TX STM episode, if y’all make a ‘Shroud of Turducken’ t-shirt, I promise to buy one!

Dorothy B

Top episode on the paych, these guys are at their best when they do off topic stories and let the dark humor out!

Gene

All the craziness! I have to drive passed this house every time I leave mine. It sits at the intersection, to leave my neighborhood. The house just sold too. Not sure if the new owner is aware of the situation. So happy you all did this and can’t wait to hear the follow up!!

Sherrie Holm

Right! Made me aspirate my coffee

Elizabeth Freeman

I wish there was a ‘slap Lori Vallow’ day! I would drive to her prison, sign in, go through the metal detectors, line up just to slap her! She put the C-U-N-T in cu^t and that’s an insult to cu^ts. Great Patreon this week.

Elizabeth Freeman

I love it when James gets mad. ❤️

Shar_koo_dere_ee

Nah I love ye cunts

James Shanagher

As a South Dakota girl, the Sturgis titties had me ☠️

Kathy Gonsor

“Made out of Sturgis titties” is the most evocative and apt description of Lori I have ever heard.

Jen B

I have a Patreon episode idea! You guys could do one about people who’ve been thrown off of planes/ out of airports. That would be hilarious 😂

Annie Altevers

I think the guys confused her ex husbands. Easy to do since Lori Vallow has had 5 husbands.

Erin Everett

Chad's kids said the racoon was in another pet grave not the one where the kids were buried. So obviously Chad didn't do it.

Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥

Omg, yes her mom looks like Lady Leatherface. White ppl, the sun hates yo, stay away. Have you seen Chad's kids, they look soooooo inbred, they were on Dateline defending their dad. I didn't watch the Netflix cuz I'm just tired of the story but you guys put a good new twist on it. Yes these religions leaders and FLDS men look so gay,lol.

Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥

‘You’re allowed to put broken glass in his food and fuck his brother.’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’M CRYING

Lisa King

"Maybe he was just frustrated and beat the shit out of a lunatic" made me donkey laugh 😂

Stephanie Gonce

Amazing episode fucks those guys🖤

Alice

If you like crime, cringe, and comedy, check out “Reporting live from the sofa” on YouTube where he does a series reading the “One Foot in the Grave” book. It’s hilarious.

Allison Gregg, ACC

Also, in an ironic parallel to what James said, I am openly gay and so for roughly seven years of my life, I was exactly what James described-a gay Mormon man

Al Mason

I moved to Rexburg in late August 2019. I lived just across the street from the apartment building where Chad and Lori were supposedly living. I was LDS/Mormon at the time, and Ron Ball, the lead detective on the case from the Rexburg Police, was the first counselor of my ward. Needless to say, especially when the whole Covid pandemic started a few months later, it was an exceedingly surreal 18 months of living in Rexburg. I did succeed in getting my college grades up enough to get into grad school six months later, I got some really beautiful scenery pictures, and I did meet some pretty nice people, but by the time I moved out, I was no longer LDS and I still shake my head about that 18 month period of my life… This was my second time being on the extreme periphery of an infamous true crime story. (I was very loosely associated with the Murray Vampyr clan of the mid 1990s, from which Rod Ferrell was kicked out of before he went to Florida and killed his ex girlfriend’s parents.) Even though I was only on the very fringe both times, I can only hope that this second time will be the final time…

Al Mason

Please do a deep dive on this

k kreiensieck-sewell

As a super blonde/very white lady I agree we should stay out of the sun as much as we can. 😎

Tracy Poetz

As a post ‘church kid’ , I loved the bit about gay vibes . It’s something they can willingly ignore but then give everyone else shit for the simplest stuff . Keep giving them hell 💕🙌🏾

Tierra Porter

Okay we definitely need a deep dive on this one. Small Town Murder style... PLEASE DO IT!!! Should be a virtual live show or throw it up on YouTube!

Plinio Flavio Gonzalez Segovia

Offended? I grew up in religion and experienced domestic shit and I fond your jokes very empowering 😉rather than a cult you should start one of these coaching things... o wait... same difference... just keep on shining your light over all of this mess, that is what comedy is all about!

Esther Peerdeman

God this was the funniest shit, you guys. Your content is always amazing, but this one knocked it out of the park for me. Bravo, my stomach actually hurts.

Marinda Jones

Sometimes, they’ll talk about a topic that I thought I knew everything about, but then they still pull out new facts I didn’t even know I didn’t know. The research this team does is just impeccable.

Brandie Ann

I've been an Al Madrigal fan since his first Comedy Central Special. His bit about being in a private French school in SF growing up killed me.

Melisa McAllister

I love the idea of a 2 hr Patreon for this!

Sophia Halkias

I vote for Jimmy’s suggestion at 1:23

Endellion Hopkinton

“She looks like a whole bunch of butchers’ aprons sewn together…”. I just woke up my entire neighbourhood with my cackling laughter. Pure gold.

Jennifer Ross

Dude. Fuck Idaho. Really. Idaho is cold as fucking ice. Looking for a community that exudes compassion, high intelligence, culture, and warmth? Do NOT move to Idaho. Pretty topography, sure… even so, fuck Idaho.

Jane

FUTK. 50 sunscreen for me since it became a thing. Blond, blue eyes and white as you can get. I got horrible burns as a kid. Never again.

Rainee Courtnage

Never heard of them Living in the real world. Then I met you guys. Thanks!

Rainee Courtnage

As born and raised, now ex Mormon, this may be my favorite episode you’ve ever done. Everything you just said about Mormons was 🎯

Amanda Harper

I'd love a deep dive on these asshats. It doesn't matter how many shows cover a story, James will have things everyone else missed every time.

Jennifer Helm

Thanks for capturing the level of hate that I’m sure many of us have for these two awful people.

Judy Anderson

Nah, you can beat the shit out of Casey Anthony too.

Shannon DeSilva

Jimmy describing someone as an old butt hole had me in stitches

Stephen Tot

Butcher smock is my new nickname for overly tanned people.

Pickles

I was looking forward to your commentary on this!

Stephanie Mertz

I am 30 minutes in and this could go on forever. And when you two start your cult I AM IN. Make it so.

Erma

“He was just beating the shit out of a lunatic” 😅

Sheena Hyena

Yes!!!! Great suggestion!

Camille Mendez

Oh, I've been waiting on this! Please do Pamela Hupp

Jeff Jamerson

These episodes always drop just in time for me to shut down the kitchen. Saturday night motivation!

Stanton Parsons

Yay! Super excited - going to listen right now 😝🤗

Marina

Just need to say you guys have been hitting it on all cylinders on all 3 podcasts over the past month.

Jason S Liptow

Thank you for making weekend drops! Looking forward to this one

Heather Martin

I’ve been so excited for this one! I was about to go to sleep but looks like I’ll be staying up now.

Courtney P

“Blonde people stay out of the sun” 😂

Megan Crowley

I know what I'm listening to tonight!

CommanderinQueef

Yay! Been waiting on this one.

KristinaB


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