Elderly Golf Orgy, Cats In Your Groceries, Controlling Your Stink
Added 2025-09-15 09:00:00 +0000 UTCMore of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a retirement village in Florida, where the drubken fights are only stopped by drunken orgies. A grocery store, where you can learn to understand insults in other languages, while petting all the cats that may desire. A personal item that either makes you feel fry & fresh, or like you have pants full of paste & much more!!
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Comments
“I’m not a big stinker.” KILLED ME. Fr though. They kind of sold me. I don’t have balls, but I use an anti chaff product on my thighs when I wear shorts or skirts in summer so my legs don’t get heat rash from the friction. I also just work a manual labour job where I have to wear pants & occasionally long sleeves in 35°C heat. Those reviews kind of sold me on this product.
Holly Conway
2025-10-23 02:21:59 +0000 UTCOmg you guys…. This one gave me tears the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jen Matthews
2025-10-07 20:45:22 +0000 UTC"No sir, that's your ball cream" roflmao!!
Catherine Neal
2025-09-23 17:25:58 +0000 UTCSo funny. My kids bring their own clubs! Partly because the kid clubs there suck, and of my crotch goblins is a lefty. Please know I howled at being called a weirdo. Love y'all!
Kianna F Jackson
2025-09-22 16:51:27 +0000 UTCThis has got to be something that folks over 70 start doing. I tried to clean the fridge of my 75 yo mom. 3/4 of the condiments were expired. My favorite was 5 yo pickles. She says “pickles don’t expire because they are in vinegar.” At that point, I just stopped asking.
Jude Cope
2025-09-22 03:09:35 +0000 UTCJames! A butcher here, the meat isn’t dyed lol It’s called oxidation .
K J
2025-09-18 14:45:20 +0000 UTCI once saw a stray cat nursing a litter of kittens on a grocery store shelf, just laid out on a bag of rice. This wasn't in the U.S. The store actually fed stray cats to kill the mice. I was fine with it.
Mike TV
2025-09-18 01:56:47 +0000 UTC👍👍👍
Matt Bechard
2025-09-17 05:08:09 +0000 UTCLouisiana in the house! All of my co-workers call it swamp ass. Sometimes the heat never stops so when you get out of the shower you're already sweating again.
Travis WTAF
2025-09-17 00:38:16 +0000 UTCOmg yes!!! I love hearing them tell their personal stories 😂
Samantha Seaman
2025-09-16 21:52:17 +0000 UTCNewt nuts v. lizard nuts!
Caroline Thomas
2025-09-16 17:48:12 +0000 UTCSweating doesn't work the same way when you live in a climate that is both hot AND humid. You sweat just as much as in a hot desert climate, but the sweat doesn't evaporate because the air is already saturated with moisture. All that nasty-ass sweat just hangs out until you can get a shower, at which point the sweating begins all over again. It's disgusting, and products like the ball powder cream really make a difference to how gross you get between showers. I'm speaking as a lifelong resident of South Carolina, aka the devil's taint.
Sarah Cameron
2025-09-16 15:56:04 +0000 UTCMy grandmother was the same in her later years- slimy food and food that was extremely salty as she forgot she already salted the food and did it again. She went from being an amazing cook to us being afraid to eat from her. We finally convinced her to retire from the kitchen.
Andrea Bolden
2025-09-16 15:18:13 +0000 UTCF
Adam Reeves
2025-09-16 15:07:53 +0000 UTCI used to work with a Scottish pikey and he use the phrase the dogs bullocks all the time when he was praising stuff
Jeff Stanton II
2025-09-16 09:11:28 +0000 UTCProbably not a good idea listening to the ball cream review while on public transport
Stephen Tot
2025-09-16 07:18:46 +0000 UTCCouldn’t breathe when Jimmie asks James to Stop clarifying use of words cripple and oriental 🤣🤣🤣 🤣 Fucking love you James. Telling it how it is 💪🏽👊🏽
Manj Sangha
2025-09-16 06:59:25 +0000 UTCPeople who wash chicken are doing the most for no reason besides getting bacteria all over their sink and kitchen lmao
Trav
2025-09-16 06:10:24 +0000 UTCThat’s awful. Fans of this podcast wish you peace.
Laurie Katherine
2025-09-16 03:38:13 +0000 UTCBleach!!!!
Mishka Wolfy
2025-09-16 01:43:30 +0000 UTCSomeone also stole my husband’s wallet on 8-30 and has been using all our bank and credit cards and they won’t talk to me because he’s the primary on all the cards. WTF
Adrienne
2025-09-16 01:33:21 +0000 UTCHello from Shreveport, LA. I thought my husband had a stroke on 8-29. I called 911 and he had 103 degrees temp. After days of tests the doctor decided to do a lumbar puncture. They thought he had meningitis. When the final results were back he actually has West Nile Virus. A very serious case. He is 67 and has survived 4 strokes and 1 heart attack. On 9-10 with his temp back to normal we were transferred to a total body rehab facility. His brain is still very sick so he has to learn how to make his body listen to his brain again. The virus was worse in his brain but affected his whole body. He loves working in the yard and will sit outside on the porch in 104 degree weather watching the birds and working in the garden. If he lost that he would not be the same. He says there is nowhere he’s rather be than on the porch. On November 25th we will celebrate our 48th wedding anniversary. Please pray we can get all dressed up and go out to Taco Bell lol! Really can we borrow some Patreon support (not financial).Send some healing vibes down south. AND USE YOU MOSQUITO SPRAY WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE!!!
Adrienne
2025-09-16 01:30:52 +0000 UTCI meant to post this last week...The Villages have quite the reputation up here in Michigan! I know of a few people that have moved there. One woman was in my group at work and when she retired and told us she was moving there........ my friend and I got her a big ol' box of condoms as a present. 🤣
Molly Horan
2025-09-15 23:30:14 +0000 UTCJimmy! Get the ball hammock boxers!
Rebecca Harrelson
2025-09-15 23:22:44 +0000 UTCThe cat!! I lost it. Never expected that.
Kim
2025-09-15 23:18:07 +0000 UTCOh gawd....I think this is the funniest episode EVER.
Amy Jeanne Jones
2025-09-15 22:53:09 +0000 UTCCan we get an "internet salad" type episode with just funny family stories? I love when the 2 of you tell these!!
Brandi H
2025-09-15 22:03:51 +0000 UTCI came to comment this same thing. My new personal motto 🤣
Brandi H
2025-09-15 21:57:24 +0000 UTC“Suck dicks, eat shit, fuck off” needs to be a tee shirt
Michelle Dyer
2025-09-15 21:17:55 +0000 UTC20 years in a butcher shop. We always have to take back old meat, even when some jackass just left it in the fridge for too long. Also, most smelly cases just aren't cleaned properly. You need to clean under the case and in the drains. Its almost always the damn drains.
Ned McDermott
2025-09-15 20:55:38 +0000 UTCJames needs to go on the road as the newest redneck comedian 😅
Jeremy Reel
2025-09-15 20:49:47 +0000 UTCWooooooooooooooooo
Zach Hollander
2025-09-15 19:15:28 +0000 UTCThe Villages: another reason not to go Florida.
Elizabeth Rutherford
2025-09-15 19:06:41 +0000 UTCI live in the villages it's insanity
Travis Bagley
2025-09-15 18:01:29 +0000 UTCHow many non-spanish speaking people googled what car`bon meant? OMG! 😂😂😂
Stephanie Fitzmorris
2025-09-15 16:43:56 +0000 UTCI think the Lotrimin guy has a yeast issue.
Amy Easton
2025-09-15 16:33:44 +0000 UTCGood episode I like Elderly golfers orgy cats in the store and interested personal item 5 Stars James and Jimmie
Ryan Oakes
2025-09-15 16:04:28 +0000 UTC“Clorox Parmigiana” -Jimmie, you made me cry laughing!
Bethany Sutherland
2025-09-15 15:06:14 +0000 UTCSome people's relationship with food safety terrifies me! Years ago, my ex husband's family was having a reunion. There was a deli platter that had been out all day and was brought back to his uncle's. I looked at it, looked at my ex and said "don't eat that. It was out all day". His aunt says "it's fine, just take off the top layer". Everyone who had some got food poisoning. A few years ago, my niece kept getting sick after eating at her friends house. Turns out they leave food out for HOURS if not DAYS, and think it's a-ok. They also don't cook their food enough. The niece refused to eat there ever again unless it was prepared by a restaurant.
Erika Fultz
2025-09-15 15:03:53 +0000 UTCI like nasty personal items of the week. You should hear that too.
Michaelia Brown
2025-09-15 14:52:02 +0000 UTCI’m not a ball owner myself, but I think some of these reviewers need to seek some legit medical attention for their balls 🎾🎾
Samantha
2025-09-15 14:32:41 +0000 UTCWas going to say the same! Hahahahaha (I'm in NY though)
Laura Accumanno
2025-09-15 14:21:19 +0000 UTCOh Man. What an inconvenience.
Cia Rising
2025-09-15 14:20:16 +0000 UTCUse Anti Monkey Butt. Works
Cia Rising
2025-09-15 14:19:39 +0000 UTCThe funniest YSO yet. Not a prude at 70 y.o. And I sure as hell will not live at the villages. You guys are good and don’t EVER stop any of your podcasts.
Cia Rising
2025-09-15 14:18:40 +0000 UTCWARNING! Don’t listen if you’re eating!!! It’s hilarious but is making me gag! 🙃🤢
LauraSue
2025-09-15 14:16:31 +0000 UTCI'm crying I'm laughing so hard about the step dad's buying habits!
Bonnie Hunt
2025-09-15 14:07:37 +0000 UTC“Old papers rubbing together.”Thx James for that mental image! 😐🙃
LauraSue
2025-09-15 13:50:51 +0000 UTCAs a auto detailing business owner I loved Jimmy’s comment about the claybar!!!
Jeromy Christensen
2025-09-15 13:25:11 +0000 UTCI know like 15 people who love the Fresh Balls product. It’s more for a keeping them cool during the heat and sweat. Not so much about the smell. Basically like throwing some gold bond on there. But, ladies have no fear, they have it for underboob too…
Kim Croshaw
2025-09-15 13:23:55 +0000 UTCThe Macaulay Culken bit had me rolling because James articulated exactly what I was picturing. 🤣🤣🤣
Tracy Poetz
2025-09-15 13:09:13 +0000 UTCAfter today's personal item.... I've never been more happy to have a vagina. Balls sound like such an inconvenience. 🤣
NonniX2
2025-09-15 12:33:39 +0000 UTCAnd I say this with all love and respect, just informing 😊
Jessica Schafer
2025-09-15 12:29:03 +0000 UTCRed meat (steak/beef) isnt dyed. Other meats could have dyes though. Beef turns super red or has some gray color due to certain proteins and exposure to oxygen. It can be enhanced by putting carbon monoxide in the packaging. Its used to enhance the color and extend shelf life. This is coming from someone who raises beef and sells meat for our local area.
Jessica Schafer
2025-09-15 12:23:27 +0000 UTCMy husband’s uniform pants aren’t made of a breathable material, so chaffing is definitely a problem. I might have to get this for him 😅
Shay Leigh
2025-09-15 12:12:28 +0000 UTCNever heard of jungle nuts, but swamp ass is for sure real down here in Florida! lol
Hail NIMROD
2025-09-15 11:53:01 +0000 UTCBleached chicken... explains a lot. Ha
Cosmo's ma
2025-09-15 11:51:15 +0000 UTCI've been waiting for the rest of The Villages lmao
NonniX2
2025-09-15 10:50:04 +0000 UTCYay!!! 🫶🏻❤️🫶🏻
Tami Covert
2025-09-15 10:24:37 +0000 UTCHappy Monday Bob!
Andrew Thomas
2025-09-15 09:34:39 +0000 UTCHappy Monday!
Bob Dobs
2025-09-15 09:23:01 +0000 UTC
