The Queen Of Goodwill, Cheeky Scottish Burger Anger, Riding The Zombie Bus
Added 2025-09-29 09:00:00 +0000 UTCMore of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's, that happens to be in Scotland, where people are terrified of "cheekiness" & ketchup throwing children. A discount store, where one woman rules over the proceedings, with an iron fist, and a bad attitude. A major city's Greyhound bus station, where no one works, but everyone seems to use the bathroom & much more!!
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Comments
I have a friend that lives about 6 miles from that McDonald's. I told her about the teenagers throwing condiments. She said "Welcome to Glasgow" lol.
Becca Thomas
2025-10-15 15:16:31 +0000 UTCGreyhound use to be an ok mode of transportation.
A Williams
2025-10-13 00:04:02 +0000 UTCI don't care where I am, if I am paying money I expect customer service... Especially in the states, these self entitled teenagers brats who make 16, 17 dollars an hour need to learn how to listen and how to count. Stop coddling them!!! Saying they are kids is no excuse. As a teenager I worked customer service, I was a supervisor at a restaurant (not fast food) and NEVER disrespected customers, neither did my employees. Guys stop making excuses.
Kim Cox
2025-10-04 14:29:32 +0000 UTCI had the Benny Hill song stuck in my head for nearly the entire episode. Didn't hate it
Zak Keil
2025-10-04 06:28:20 +0000 UTCHey guys here is what Numpty means: nump·ty /ˈnəm(p)tē/ Learn to pronounce nounDEROGATORY•INFORMAL a stupid or ineffectual person. "confused numpties who have little idea of what they're talking about
Sheri Zylstra
2025-10-04 02:41:41 +0000 UTCWe have McCafe but I dont think hot choc, banana bread, or muffins other than English. We have lattes, reg coffee, and frappes
Stabby Paine
2025-10-03 20:03:01 +0000 UTCBloody hilarious episode! . I’ve been listening to you boys since lockdown and you are my favourite podcasters by far. I’m British (half English/half Scottish) and you crack me up every week. But nothing makes me laugh more than when James does his English:Scottish/Irish accents. Pure genius. 😍 Ps. We also call McDonalds Maccy Dees over here!
LOUISE WOOD
2025-10-02 07:56:47 +0000 UTCCan you imagine a buncha bikies down at the makkie
Wryslok
2025-10-02 02:12:22 +0000 UTCGOTEE
Wryslok
2025-10-02 02:11:16 +0000 UTCMeth Falcons!!
Wryslok
2025-10-02 02:10:25 +0000 UTCMa'am
Wryslok
2025-10-02 02:09:28 +0000 UTCThe amount of people that get a Benny Hill reference has to be diminishing. Nearly shit mesel. xxoo
Wryslok
2025-10-02 02:08:35 +0000 UTCWhen something makes Jimmy laugh so hard I cant even... hahaha contagious laugh sir & it was over the "plain fish sandwich" 😆😆🙌
Krystle Cannon
2025-10-02 01:49:18 +0000 UTCYou think NY to Cincinnati in a greyhound is bad...my sister rides an off brand bus from Chinatown in NYC to Dayton, Ohio. The drop off is a mcds off the interstate.
Jessica Schafer
2025-10-01 19:45:05 +0000 UTCMy favourite episode so far. The British have some great insults.
Paris89London
2025-10-01 09:46:06 +0000 UTCYSO live?!? I must be Hall & Oates ’cause y’all are making my dreams come true (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) 🎶
Emily Sofia
2025-10-01 06:57:44 +0000 UTCThere's a gif of a baby emu chasing a dog around in a house, but someone drew arms on the emu and it's next level adorable!!
Erika Fultz
2025-10-01 03:58:01 +0000 UTCMy mom grew up near Cape Canaveral in Florida and she and her sister would take their canoe through the canals. They'd scare the birds who would swoop away and then back over them. One time, a crane dropped a shit on my aunt's shoulder! It looked like a giant shawl! 🤣🤣🤣
Erika Fultz
2025-10-01 03:54:24 +0000 UTCAttacked by the natives...really?
deeznutz
2025-10-01 00:28:02 +0000 UTCI totally heard it as inner G 🤷♂️😂
Mark Nixon
2025-10-01 00:06:06 +0000 UTCAustralians call McDonald's Macca's
Stephen L
2025-09-30 21:48:28 +0000 UTCYou gotta work the venue’s reviews into the show 😂😂😂
Sondra Dye
2025-09-30 20:37:31 +0000 UTCI just rewatched Coming To America yesterday!!
Tracey
2025-09-30 20:37:24 +0000 UTCOmg a YSO LIVE show?! You guys are the best ❤️
Brandi H
2025-09-30 19:14:23 +0000 UTCScared my cats aways, I cackled so loud 🤣🤣
Amanda Dykema
2025-09-30 17:08:00 +0000 UTCShout-out to neurodivergent brutal honesty! I fully credit teaching students on the spectrum for 30 years with keeping my ego in check. From my haircuts to outfits, these kids are incapable of polite lying and always kept it real. 😂💛
Amy Sousa
2025-09-30 16:41:11 +0000 UTCHahaha - my son studied there and I once relied on Google maps to go to Buchanan Street - under the railways in middle of the city -felt so grateful that i didn’t get killed
Eveline Patteeuw
2025-09-30 14:35:40 +0000 UTCWe’ve always said MaccyDees
Kira Knight
2025-09-30 14:24:37 +0000 UTCIf you don't get stabbed in Glasgow, that's a five star experience
Kendra Murphy
2025-09-30 14:22:48 +0000 UTCIt’s pronounced Glarsgo lads 🙂
Kira Knight
2025-09-30 14:16:17 +0000 UTCI live in Louisiana USA. You would be very interested in our slang/language in general.
Adrienne
2025-09-30 04:01:43 +0000 UTCIn Cali?
Adrienne
2025-09-30 04:00:09 +0000 UTCPlease do everyone a favor and stop anywhere else in indiana but the very northwest. There are ok places here, I swear there actually is.
shut up and give me turkey
2025-09-30 02:51:59 +0000 UTCYeah, and it seems like there just isn't McCafe outside of Australia and the UK?
Ryan Honey
2025-09-30 02:41:06 +0000 UTCBus ride to it
Aaron
2025-09-30 02:39:16 +0000 UTCMy brother lives right outside Mandeville,..place called Folsom,Louisiana.
Lori Coxe
2025-09-30 02:21:16 +0000 UTCIn Australia we refer to McDonald's as Maccas
Stephen Tot
2025-09-30 01:44:22 +0000 UTCAs an English person, I found the Scottish Maccies reviews hilarious because of your reactions to British slang 😂😂 brilliant! A numpty is an idiot btw 😂
Anne-Marie Miller
2025-09-30 00:32:16 +0000 UTCDoes the US not have McCafe? In Aus maccas has their own cafe, coffees, hot chocolate, banana bread, muffins. It’s like a little starbucks but in McDonalds
Elisha Farquhar 🫶🏼
2025-09-30 00:29:35 +0000 UTCI currently work at a Goodwill (yeah yeah I know) and am 100% on manager's side against the mom with the toys. Suuuure you opened the box/bag of the trucks and then forgot them in the aisle when you leave? Yeah you and every other parent that has decided that the place is the new babysitter while one of the kid pees in the plastic bucket.
Bleachedblackcat
2025-09-29 23:59:32 +0000 UTCIn Australia we call it Macca's
Lori Simmonds
2025-09-29 22:43:08 +0000 UTCI've never heard macky's. In Australia we call it Macca's
That Aussie Cunt
2025-09-29 22:14:02 +0000 UTCI was on a long motorcycle ride, about 1700 miles and i had a set time i had to arrive at my destination. One day i had a horrible day riding and only made a couple hundred miles. I was exhausted and frustrated and was at the hotel trying to grubhub something from Taco Bell. It took me forever to get my location changed and i quickly ordered my normal order, 2 bean burritos no onion or cheese. When it arrives i open the bag and these burritos are really light. i open it and all that is in it is onions and red sauce. i looked at the order and yep, my dumb ass ordered burriots with only onions and red sauce. I was so frustrated i just sat on the bed and cried while i ate my fucked up order.
D Coen
2025-09-29 21:25:27 +0000 UTCMacky’s is pretty common! It’s also Macka’s in a lot of places in New Zealand
Hot Dog Racing YouTube
2025-09-29 20:44:09 +0000 UTClol guys, second hand shops exist all across the world 😂😘😘
Niki
2025-09-29 19:59:10 +0000 UTCDynamite The Godfather reference! 👍
Liz Rutherford
2025-09-29 19:46:01 +0000 UTCWe do have Goodwill across the pond. Same shit, same types of people 😊
Jonas Skaaning
2025-09-29 19:23:41 +0000 UTCFor $9, they strap you to the top
Smalls (smallenoughtofit)
2025-09-29 19:17:36 +0000 UTCCould not stop laughing, especially during the Greyhound bus depot in Pittsburgh. 30 years ago I moved from Minneapolis to NYC and took Greyhound. One of the layover stops was in Pittsburgh and from all the descriptions, nothing had changed. 😂😂😂 I was 18 and the ticket was 80 dollars.
Christopher Starks
2025-09-29 18:50:43 +0000 UTCOmg! That's the McDonald's on my street! 😂 it's across the street from the biggest high school in Scotland and gets all the wee idiots in it. Luckily, the local police station is right there, too 😂
Jill Royson
2025-09-29 18:13:19 +0000 UTCAutistic. Can confirm the strong sense of justice!
Dan Rogers
2025-09-29 17:33:00 +0000 UTCWait til they hear about the wee bamms!
Fiona campbell
2025-09-29 17:25:30 +0000 UTCThat’s not the worst Macdonald’s in Glasgow. Look at the one in Jamaica st. Police always there.
Fiona campbell
2025-09-29 16:59:31 +0000 UTCSir!! Please disregard James's advice regarding transportation. You'll want to ride an emu, not an ostrich; ostriches are godless monsters and will eviscerate you with beak or talon in the shake of a stick. I was an emu "wrangler" at a conservation park; aside from their intimidating libido, they're the gentle giants of the bird world and great fun to be around. I miss them still. (Shout out to my boy, Bertram!)
Crowded Crow
2025-09-29 15:14:03 +0000 UTCNumpty. Means idiot
Stevie Barr
2025-09-29 14:30:43 +0000 UTCYay 🥳
Dixin Hanns
2025-09-29 14:10:10 +0000 UTCLIVE YSO?!?!?! I may just have to get a bus ticket for that!!!
PedicureGoddess
2025-09-29 13:54:09 +0000 UTCThank God that McDonald’s wasn’t in Missouri. You had me worried! Bahahaha
William Flynn
2025-09-29 12:59:48 +0000 UTCEver since I was lower case g now I’m a big G 🎶this is how we do it innerG
BJ Lowe
2025-09-29 12:55:38 +0000 UTCI love how interested you guys are in our weird British slang
Tony Lamb
2025-09-29 12:18:15 +0000 UTCYAYYYYYY
Cosmo's ma
2025-09-29 11:21:31 +0000 UTCFirst of all j&j your mistake was stopping in Gary Indiana to get anything to eat. Whatever we go through that area I always tell my husband we either stop in Chicago or we stop after Gary we are not stopping in Gary. Lol
Jenn Frisch
2025-09-29 11:14:20 +0000 UTCAgreed.
Bob Dobs
2025-09-29 10:36:48 +0000 UTCBest day of the week! 😂🙌🏼
Jaime Robinson
2025-09-29 10:24:10 +0000 UTCHere we go!
Judy Cronje
2025-09-29 10:22:38 +0000 UTC
