Rude Russia Sandwiches, Hellscape Of Nonsense, Theater Of Hunger
Added 2025-10-20 09:00:00 +0000 UTCMore of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Subway Sandwich restaurant in Russia where sitting next to a window is a treat. A Spirit Halloween store in New York City best described as a 'Hellscape of Nonsense'. And a movie theater where you have to wait for your food order longer than the runtime of the movie!
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Comments
As a native Russian speaker I’m dying laughing here lol
TK
2025-11-11 22:36:19 +0000 UTCIf I could give a TIKTOKER less than 0, I WOULD!!! 🤬🤬
Karen Maguire
2025-11-06 19:24:12 +0000 UTCI cannot believe that the subway reviews actually made me want Subway. It’s been so long. I feel like I need to experience it again myself.🤣
Channing Spann
2025-10-29 13:15:58 +0000 UTCHi Krystle! We have baked-in ads with our new network -- but they are being phased out. We have to have it synced up on here from the RSS feed. There is no way for me to replace the audio file with the ad free file here so we have been uploading the ad free file locally to patreon. If you see two episodes... choose the shorter one
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-28 00:18:51 +0000 UTCWhy are we still getting ads?! 😒
Krystle Cannon
2025-10-28 00:17:58 +0000 UTCMm hf the I c
Josiah Christy
2025-10-27 21:03:47 +0000 UTCThat Russian thing was freakin' hilarious! Please give us more Russian reviews. I agree with John and Jimmi's comment too. Occasional Russian News Minutes would be fantastic.
magnoliasouth
2025-10-27 09:16:09 +0000 UTCThe content we get for $5 is phenomenal - if Patreon is being insubordinate & I must hear crime/craziness/silliness, revisiting back issues of the myriad of shows is always fun! I mean, it's $5 - shit always gets handled. Our guys & their internet tube people always work it out. nothing is $5 except the shit that should be $2 - I love that this exists at all.
Tiny SirJen
2025-10-25 13:34:33 +0000 UTCWatch the fucking movie asshole🤣
Roman-Paul Torn
2025-10-25 10:10:23 +0000 UTCFun fact..Spirit is owned by Spencer's Gifts.
Jessica Schafer
2025-10-24 22:08:04 +0000 UTCWe call Subway - sure to shit Subway
Christy McDowell
2025-10-24 21:10:24 +0000 UTCI dunno, some of the sweetest women I met have been russian women... then again I may have gotten lucky
Justin Govas
2025-10-24 08:39:22 +0000 UTCFellow Russian girl here—can confirm the craziness and I laughed my ass off during this Russian subway bit…. 5 stars ⭐️
Lady Earl Grey
2025-10-23 00:13:32 +0000 UTCI am generally uncomfortable going to movie theaters. Since Covid my husband and I have not gone into a theater, I would rather buy candy and make popcorn 🍿 and buy the movie 🎥 and be in my comfortable almost non-germy home. It would still be cheaper than a theater and less stressful for me. PILLOWS AND BLANKETS YAY!!!
Adrienne
2025-10-22 02:33:19 +0000 UTCI’m going to start using “Hellscape of nonsense”. And that guy with the prosecco sounds like an absolute douchebag.
Bethany Sutherland
2025-10-22 02:24:18 +0000 UTCRight? “I think that’s ‘Maxine’” 😆
John and Jimmi
2025-10-21 14:32:25 +0000 UTCI’m gonna need a short “Russia News Minute” bonus episode occasionally, guys 🤣 That was hilarious
John and Jimmi
2025-10-21 14:29:27 +0000 UTCYaayyyy!
Teamrocket
2025-10-21 13:51:43 +0000 UTCThat guy wanted to pop a bottle of prosecco during a movie and was upset when waitresses were walking by....
Anthony schock
2025-10-21 12:23:29 +0000 UTCDid anyone else think of Steven Wright during the Russian Subway part when someone complained they were closed when they advertise 24 hrs? "It says you're open 24 hours!" "Noy in a ROW!"
Matressa, Countess of Whorington
2025-10-21 03:33:04 +0000 UTCFuuukkkin yikes. 2.8 You've certainty "made point" ; )
Wryslok
2025-10-21 02:28:56 +0000 UTCI've never been in a Spirit Halloween store, and now I'm pretty sure I never will be. 😂
Allen Parker
2025-10-21 00:27:28 +0000 UTCI went to high school with a guy everyone called Scunt. No clue what his name was
Jordyn Fahey
2025-10-21 00:26:33 +0000 UTCI used to go to Alamo theaters before covid; the ones in my area have since closed. Recently I heard about Majestic, a similar theater and I went to see Weapons. Had a great experience and was excited to go again but, the following week, my partner and I went, we were the first ones there, 30 minutes before the movie started, and were ignored by the servers for 45 minutes. Finally, we ordered on the app but we had to sit for an hour, no drinks or food, until a server came over (30 minutes after the movie started). We told her we had ordered from the app and she went away, we waited another 10 minutes for our drinks and popcorn. It was so disappointing and we haven't gone back since.
Kristi B Green
2025-10-20 23:52:12 +0000 UTCMetropopolis 😂
Jaime Robinson
2025-10-20 21:03:09 +0000 UTCThey said they'll still do them. Just cannot talk about 3 foot long dildos every week.
Zach Hollander
2025-10-20 20:40:06 +0000 UTCIn Soviet Russia Subway gets 3.9 stars. But in my area it gets 2.8. Sorry, I couldn’t make that work. But, yeah, 2.8 with comparable number of reviews.
Scott Henderson
2025-10-20 20:22:36 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the personal items of the week??
Rebecca Dawson
2025-10-20 19:30:04 +0000 UTCWooooooooooooooooo
Zach Hollander
2025-10-20 19:28:49 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure TikTok is just Boomer Facebook now, as it's been taken over by those same people to spread the same conspiracy theories they did on Facebook, only in video form now.
M. M.
2025-10-20 18:44:27 +0000 UTCIt’s up now
Mike Abbott
2025-10-20 17:20:56 +0000 UTCSheesh there are a lot of whiners in the comment section! You could record a Your Stupid Opinions episode about the Patreon complaints! It works for me, sorry that nobody has any patience!
Katie Oliver
2025-10-20 16:57:40 +0000 UTCYayyy it's working again!
Michael Baumunk
2025-10-20 16:38:20 +0000 UTCAmazon Web Services is having an outage!
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 16:30:08 +0000 UTCEveryone is. Amazon Web Services is having an outage.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 16:29:56 +0000 UTCAre you having any kind of issues with your content?
Darren Jenkins
2025-10-20 16:29:18 +0000 UTCDamn . Won’t play 😩 I was so excited lol it’s cool they have so much content I can wait lol
HoneyBee
2025-10-20 16:27:35 +0000 UTCIt plays on Spotify
Mike Abbott
2025-10-20 16:27:14 +0000 UTCThis is not playing for me. Says something is wrong. Hmmm….
Biscuit the Cat
2025-10-20 16:26:14 +0000 UTCJust tried Amazon Music and it won’t play there either. My guess is the Amazon/AWS outage is impacting more than they thought it did. Apple Podcasts won’t play, Patreon won’t play, Amazon Music is down too. :( Really frustrating and concerning too for anyone with a Ring security system. That service went down too.
Annie Olson
2025-10-20 16:24:56 +0000 UTCIt’s Patreon and WhatNot so far that I’ve had issues with this morning
Mahlon Wilson
2025-10-20 16:21:54 +0000 UTCI just saw a clip on YouTube about worldwide service outages affecting many different apps, so it might be related to this issue.
Erin Nicole
2025-10-20 16:16:10 +0000 UTCPatreon is taking the piss. It never downloads in full and shuts off with error message that you can’t resolve. Feel bad for the guys having to deal with problems with the App itself. Patreon needs their arse kicked. They take a significant financial cut off the content creators. The guys only charge $5 a month for a huge catalogue of episodes. Hope this gets sorted soon I love listening on dog walks.
lorraine louise
2025-10-20 16:15:39 +0000 UTCNot working here. I'll go back and finish up Glenn Robinson. Y'all had me howling with the Jackson tangent.
Liz Rutherford
2025-10-20 16:13:15 +0000 UTCCan’t play it on any platform. Says the episode is temporarily unavailable. It’s okay, just something for tomorrow 😊
Rachel Laird
2025-10-20 16:09:57 +0000 UTCIt’s not playing on Apple right now either but it’s ok, I’ll listen to Billy Martin again and be refreshed for tomorrow’s episode
Jeff Stanton II
2025-10-20 16:08:15 +0000 UTCWelp let us know when Patreon is working again. Or if there is an SMS link I can use elsewhere
Ruben Reveles
2025-10-20 16:06:43 +0000 UTCDo you listen on Amazon music?
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:53:36 +0000 UTCYep,no sound,won't play,goodbye for now!
A CROOKEDPINKY
2025-10-20 15:52:53 +0000 UTCYou can listen on another app!!
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:35:52 +0000 UTCAmazon web services outage. Do you usually listen on Amazon Music?
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:35:40 +0000 UTCEven though Patreon is being rude as all get out, I’m going to get my fill and go list on Apple Podcast 👏🏽 can’t steal my Monday thunda!!!
Sonya James
2025-10-20 15:34:39 +0000 UTCStupid Amazon making me not be able to listen to my favorite podcasts for Monday mornings!
Daughterofabench
2025-10-20 15:34:07 +0000 UTCCan you please fill out a support ticket with Patreon and get them to help you?
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:22:40 +0000 UTCThis Patreon bullshit has really made the whole experience suck balls. I pay for this but have to listen on other sites since Patreon is always fucking up. Snd you cant ever listen on desktop either. This is a joke (Canadian style). I guess it's just a donation?
anthony simmons
2025-10-20 15:21:53 +0000 UTChttps://apnews.com/article/amazon-east-internet-services-outage-654a12ac9aff0bf4b9dc0e22499d92d7?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=68f5fd3f03bf1100015d4b65&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net#
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:03:21 +0000 UTChttps://apnews.com/article/amazon-east-internet-services-outage-654a12ac9aff0bf4b9dc0e22499d92d7?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=68f5fd3f03bf1100015d4b65&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net#
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
2025-10-20 15:03:06 +0000 UTC”Något gick fel”(Something went wrong”)! I can’t listen to this episode…
A
2025-10-20 15:02:02 +0000 UTCI could listen to an entire podcast of them trying to decipher Cyrillic 😂
Mireille Pelletier
2025-10-20 13:44:01 +0000 UTCPete Holmes has a great bit on Subway...
Shadow Thomas
2025-10-20 13:23:50 +0000 UTCAnybody having issues getting the show to play or downloading from Patreon? I get the spinning icon and third or 4th try it starts to Play. Just me?
Dee Eblen
2025-10-20 12:46:44 +0000 UTC“Recommend by me”..I’ll be saying this all week. 😂
Ann-Marie Watson
2025-10-20 12:28:56 +0000 UTCShocking how Jimmie can decipher the Russian alphabet but get Amanda wrong!
Veronique Elwood
2025-10-20 12:24:58 +0000 UTCComedy. They make jokes just about everyone.
Katherine Corday
2025-10-20 11:51:12 +0000 UTCGuys i love the show but you really take it too far with your opinions on russia/russians/russian women. I cant imagine this kind of tone and insults directed to other countries or nationalities, in fact I have never heard that on the show before. I am a russian woman and i found this quite hurtful especially when you say nobody should be romantically involved with russian women (i am married to an american)
Miriam Katz
2025-10-20 11:30:33 +0000 UTCСабвей! I was so excited to see a Subway in Saint Petersburg when I was there 😄
PennyfarthingParade
2025-10-20 11:03:13 +0000 UTCHappy birthday 🎉🎂
Heather Martin
2025-10-20 11:00:26 +0000 UTCBest part of my Monday morning runs is trying to stifle the absolute guffaws 🤣
Jamie D Fee
2025-10-20 10:57:17 +0000 UTCHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! Thanks for the gift guys. My ears are grateful!!💜
NonniX2
2025-10-20 10:52:48 +0000 UTCI love the Russian news 🤣🤣🤣
Elaine Imlach
2025-10-20 10:34:14 +0000 UTC
