BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - INTERNET SALAD!
Added 2025-10-26 01:32:54 +0000 UTCThis week, James and Jimmie discuss the many things of the Internet on this edition of Internet Salad!
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well I love you guys and am actually mad that I can't make the stars go to 5!! I keep trying and it stops at 4.9 🤬 wtf is happening!! 🤣
Tonya
2025-11-24 21:10:52 +0000 UTCYou guys should read the new book Labyrinth by A.G. Riddle if you want a crazy take on artificial intelligence. When I put it down I thought holy crap that could actually happen at the rate we’re going.
Wes Hurd
2025-11-20 15:19:42 +0000 UTCMe screaming “a tailor” at James’ asking who makes clothes for 1% of people 😂 a tailor for a t shirt sounds like a lot though
Ele Crabapple
2025-11-19 20:43:24 +0000 UTCBurr will find a way to call Saudis on their shit in a way that will make them laugh at themselves and not catch the subtle, perfect "fuck you" within it.
D.
2025-11-14 23:22:06 +0000 UTCI’m so glad you guys put this out thank you for speaking the truth about the Saudi Comedy hypocrisy. That was so disappointing to see Siddiq, Chappelle and Burr do that.
Big Dawg Tino Perez
2025-11-14 14:55:37 +0000 UTCGreat point! And imagine, back then it was unimaginable that Orson Wells was able to pull that off, meanwhile here we are still trying to convince people that the AI monkey isn’t real. Omg James is right, we’re so fucked.
Amy Sousa
2025-11-12 05:48:21 +0000 UTCSame here!
Amy Sousa
2025-11-12 05:42:09 +0000 UTCHow could you fix NHL games? Also I'm a leafs fan if it was fixed those fuckers would would make it past the second round.
Jocelyn
2025-11-10 21:54:34 +0000 UTCI’m upping my Patreon 3 more dollars! Thank you
GD2D
2025-11-09 21:45:15 +0000 UTCI’ll have you know that one year the “NZ bird of the year” election voting was hacked resulting in a huge election fraud scandal.
Daniella Smith
2025-11-08 22:38:28 +0000 UTCYes
Tonto OG
2025-11-08 21:43:37 +0000 UTCLegendary
Tonto OG
2025-11-08 21:43:25 +0000 UTCI live 5 or 10 miles from bear river.
Trinidad Bernardino
2025-11-07 21:58:50 +0000 UTCIf the Broncos don’t make it to the playoffs, i’ll be talked about on your show for “having a stern talk” with the owner of the NFL😛
rebecca
2025-11-06 17:47:00 +0000 UTCThis may be may favorite episode of these guys ever.
Jason Christopher
2025-11-05 18:33:11 +0000 UTCI'm 49, I dress however I want.
Tammy Hedrick
2025-11-05 18:27:29 +0000 UTCDon’t ever change, guys!!! Keep on keepin’ it real. 💜💜💜
Erin Taylor
2025-11-05 01:50:28 +0000 UTCSo long, farewell
Marie Cephas
2025-11-04 05:30:06 +0000 UTCThis was an unfortunate episode. I will no longer support STM after the awful things you’ve used this platform to say about comics you admittedly do not know personally. We have bought merch, saw the show live in Dallas, are long time Patreon supporters but no more old friends. I don’t know Theo Von personally but I do know his podcast helped bring me out of a deep depression after being laid off and I know I’ve NEVER heard him speak about other people in the awful way you spoke about him and other comics on this episode. And the conversation was about the festival and Theo turned down the invite so you chose to throw him under the bus for no reason. And what kind of person goes around polling clubs on who’s the worst comic to come through? Get a damn life already but most importantly please think about the platform and reach you have and use it for good instead of gossip and hatred.
Monica Horton
2025-11-04 03:04:39 +0000 UTCGentlemen, My monthly Patreon contribution isn't much, but I'm doubling it after hearing your brutally funny and openly honest take on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Joe B
2025-11-03 21:52:28 +0000 UTCI love it when James and Jimmie go off about other comics. Then I know who not to listen to, give my money to, or support. ❤️
Trina
2025-11-03 21:42:16 +0000 UTCWhy should "westernization" be the standard? Wtf does that even mean? It's fine not to agree with a government but the rest of your comment sucks. I literally have family in the middle East, maybe try not to view everything through a "western" lens. It's not superior.
JJ (Jesslyn)
2025-11-03 20:41:49 +0000 UTCBy the way, James and Jim, you are spot on regarding blood money, hypocrisy, and that area of the world. I love that yall said it. I love it!
Brandy Dallas
2025-11-03 14:59:13 +0000 UTCI’ve been stationed in the Middle East, while they promote “westernization” it really isn’t. Admittedly I did feel mostly safe but I did spend most of my time at work on base. So? But allow me to say this, Bahrain is the Vegas of the Middle East. It’s well known that “what happens in Bahrain stays in Bahrain.” Saudis come over the bridge and party their asses off, booger sugar, booze, and hookers. It was annoying as hell to see and experience the hypocrisy of that area of the world. If you really want to boil your blood look into how the Qatari government got the World Cup and how they built the facilities for the World Cup. It’s awful. I’ve never seen such a drastic version of the “haves and the have nots.” It’s wild. This alone will get me in a soap box for hours.
Brandy Dallas
2025-11-03 14:57:41 +0000 UTCThe AI monkey video tricking people is just today’s version of broadcasting The War of the Worlds in the 30s 😅
Catherine Maldonado
2025-11-02 20:21:57 +0000 UTCI’m 49 years old and look a lot younger and I work from home and I have the same problem with clothes. So I just wear jeans and graphic tees and sweaters in the cold months. I would dress more goth if I left the house more than once a week. I feel your pain guys!
Jaimie Harris
2025-11-02 17:38:13 +0000 UTCDanny Masterson is a Scientologist, so I think Phillips got away from Scientology.
Smalls (smallenoughtofit)
2025-11-02 01:37:38 +0000 UTCTo be honest, I assumed James and Jimmie were saying "no" to other podcasts because they're too busy
Smalls (smallenoughtofit)
2025-11-02 00:55:54 +0000 UTCI LOVE INTERNET SALAD
Travis Gorham
2025-11-01 21:19:13 +0000 UTCCould also try Stitch Fix for your clothes shopping? I’m sure they’d have access to your sizes and tastes..
Carey Turner
2025-11-01 18:28:37 +0000 UTCI'm from Texas, but I lived in Saudi Arabia for 8 years. They treat women worse than the U..S. treated African-Americans in the Jim Crow era south, it's like pre-civil war south. They really do behead people, too. I've seen the blood stained chopping block and stakes they hang the heads on. Just basic and violent human rights violations. An older female friend of mine, a wonderful funny amazing sweet lady, she got caught driving and they put her in prison for like a year. Just for driving while female, a D.W.F. Doing a show there is pretty much the same as doing a show for the Nazis pre WWII, you can't pretend like you don't know what those people are about, those comedians are all pieces of shit. I just have to add, the Saudi people aren't bad, they are just people same as anywhere, a lot of their customs are better than we have in the West, but the ruling Regime is breaking human rights. You can get your head chopped off and put on a stick if you speak out against them. Who is going to speak out for the Saudi people if America's outspoken comedian elite is bought and paid for by the regime?
Mike TV
2025-11-01 08:35:21 +0000 UTCI get lucid dreams all the time. I know im dreaming and I can change what I want in my dreams. I've also had sleep paralysis many times and I have now mastered waking myself us from one🤷🏾♀️. The brain is a crazy thing.
Angela P Jackson
2025-10-31 23:35:05 +0000 UTCJessica Kirson announced her divorce in June, so maybe she does need the money 🤣
Smalls (smallenoughtofit)
2025-10-31 17:42:55 +0000 UTCWwF had a Fake Sammy Hagar in MSG in 1986, https://youtu.be/YVOOVL9RO3o?si=6DSdW4o5cx2ezM0T
Larry Conger
2025-10-31 05:23:41 +0000 UTCUm James, find a tailor. They are worth it.
KimboRad
2025-10-31 02:35:23 +0000 UTCThe movies they are working on are AI, while still having an actor read the lines (Voice acting). There is a TV show called “Secret Level”. I personally liked the episode’s simply because it’s different. But there was Keanu Reeves and Samuel L Jackson along with 1 famous actor per episode or more.
Cali kayak
2025-10-30 21:00:07 +0000 UTCT shirt and blue jeans is all you need
Jim Underhill
2025-10-30 12:56:39 +0000 UTCHopefully your stupid opinions is doing amazing. If not there definitely is a place for Internet Salad.
Amanda Wedden-Gribble
2025-10-30 03:28:47 +0000 UTCFollowing for this important information
Em
2025-10-30 01:13:06 +0000 UTC(I know you don't care about blow-back)
Em
2025-10-30 01:07:02 +0000 UTC'LGBTQ community'? Really, Jimmy? I stopped listening. I don't want to hear anything about the 'Trans' morons. I listen to you to get away from that crap.
Dionne Joseph
2025-10-30 00:47:47 +0000 UTCI worry that you'll get some blow-back over your honesty--hope not. But it is incredibly refreshing to hear your (rather passionate) opinions about this festival! Thanks for always being real.
Em
2025-10-30 00:46:27 +0000 UTCCan verify: bought 28x38s online for my (extremely) tall skinny kid!
Em
2025-10-30 00:41:25 +0000 UTCFire in the Sky! Watch it! That's the AZ abduction story
Natalie Baker reppinSANTANVALLEY
2025-10-29 23:38:10 +0000 UTCJames, Levi jeans makes long skinny guy pants.
Granny Rachel
2025-10-29 22:12:42 +0000 UTCGuys - go to your local dry cleaner and have your clothes tailored. Buy them a little large or long and have it done. It’s actually pretty inexpensive and they’ll look a million times better than clothes that don’t fit. Started doing this in my late 30s. Makes almost everything look 100 times better. Usually around $15-$20 per item.
Pat Schoolastra
2025-10-29 20:45:44 +0000 UTCJames talking about UFOs and mentions loggers, and I immediately went, "Oh, Travis Walton!" Btw, I'd love for you guys to do another terrible real estate report episode!
Patrick Roseberry
2025-10-29 20:42:35 +0000 UTCFor clothes try massimo duty
Eveline
2025-10-29 20:41:24 +0000 UTCJack is even old money … why????
Eveline
2025-10-29 20:40:34 +0000 UTCDalene you should go for it!!!
Eveline
2025-10-29 20:38:40 +0000 UTCListening to the Live Nation portion of this......the boys aren't touring next year, are they? 😶😶😶
Jon Phipps
2025-10-29 17:45:45 +0000 UTCJames brought up the movie " fire in the sky '... Love it
Matthew Villeneuve
2025-10-29 17:36:41 +0000 UTCI too wear an xl top and medium bottom due to baby legs. Gotta get you a friend who hems.
Laura Burgard
2025-10-29 07:53:21 +0000 UTCI fucking LOVE Kathleen Madigan... 🥹🥰💀
Amanda C.
2025-10-28 23:49:59 +0000 UTCSo glad I support you guys 🩷🩷🩷 I love that the true scumbags outed themselves with that festival. No one finds Jack Whitehall, Theo Von or Matt Rife funny anyway, and it’s the only place Louis CK or Aziz Ansari (aside from writing his own movie) can get hired 😆 #imanassholenotascumbag
Olivia Fisher
2025-10-28 21:02:12 +0000 UTCI love the bring the curtain talk ☺️
Nicki Sunshine ☀️
2025-10-28 19:47:42 +0000 UTCI could listen to James rant any day of the week!! I thought the funniest/craziest thing I'd have yesterday was seeing "human torture devices" as an insurable commodity ...seriously right there on the drop down between "household goods" and "jewelry"..until I heard this...Napoleon's Army and their shitcicles, AI monkeys in Jersey, views on the Saudi comedy fest, and why James and Jimmie can't find pants that fit...you 2 never disappoint!
Margaret E Bounsavy
2025-10-28 19:30:16 +0000 UTCJames, tell us how you really feel lol
MilsurpHandloader
2025-10-28 19:10:49 +0000 UTCI could listen to a daily podcast of internet salad so good!
Jason Orzechowski
2025-10-28 18:35:45 +0000 UTCI love these guys... lol
Dalene Antionette Kruger
2025-10-28 17:12:39 +0000 UTCAnd may I ask why the hell is jimmy still single???? Lol ...
Dalene Antionette Kruger
2025-10-28 17:12:18 +0000 UTCIts all so healthy for me tho!!!!
Dalene Antionette Kruger
2025-10-28 17:11:51 +0000 UTCI know it's not healthy for James, but I love when he goes on a rant. It is hilarious 😂😂😂
Barking Spider
2025-10-28 17:07:09 +0000 UTC6'7" thin guy here, 38" inseam. American Tall is a lifesaver
Jay 'n Dubs
2025-10-28 17:03:24 +0000 UTCJames thinks anyone born pre 1890 is some neanderthal who doesn't understand language or tool use
MF Doom
2025-10-28 16:05:49 +0000 UTCI fucking love you guys so much, oh my god!! 😜🥰 as Penny says soooO fucking genuine 🙏
Helen
2025-10-28 15:32:50 +0000 UTCI once said that everyone should have to do customer service for at least two years. Rudeness is the lowest form of communication. You guys are so genuine, I appreciate you so much.
Penny
2025-10-28 14:27:14 +0000 UTCI wish they did a morning show where they just banter back and forth. James & Jimmie make my day :)
Mail Lady Andrea
2025-10-28 14:23:23 +0000 UTCHey James, 6'4" skinny guy here. The only place I have ever found comfortable pants that actually have that size is Hollister, I know I know. They do sell more than just the pre ripped horse shit. Just trying to help out my man.
Luke Rutter
2025-10-28 14:17:04 +0000 UTCMore internet salad please. James ranting and Jimmie talking shit makes my day. ❤️
Gabrielle Moore
2025-10-28 13:50:16 +0000 UTCI love the takes on the comedy scene, it’s so interesting to hear about. Hopefully there will be more!
Mana aka LadyLuck7x
2025-10-28 09:03:09 +0000 UTCI hate this saying but, damn if I don't feel "seen." Love the fuck out of y'all.
Morgan Willenbring
2025-10-28 06:30:36 +0000 UTCThank you for telling Saudi Arabia to jack off. Their Wahhabist sect is the most repressive on earth. And I'm happy we helped liberate y'all from comedian wage slavery! Next? Pay toilets. Great epi!
Maggie King
2025-10-28 05:19:54 +0000 UTCCan you please do more episodes of you just talking shit and “burning bridges”? Ilysfm
Cayla Ross
2025-10-28 03:57:13 +0000 UTCGTFOOO. You guys are way too lazy to be prospectors. 😛
Cayla Ross
2025-10-28 03:55:56 +0000 UTCThe one valid use of AI music is my dad's coworker who used AI to make a song about what a mean person he is 😅
Elli Sponable
2025-10-28 02:17:29 +0000 UTCJames would definitely hate going to Saudi. Somehow a hotter version of Phoenix.
Adam Hanson
2025-10-28 01:34:08 +0000 UTCHaaha “there will be POOP”
Sheri Zylstra
2025-10-28 00:02:14 +0000 UTCTry DXL, James. They have 1 XLT clothes
David AndMelina
2025-10-27 23:10:02 +0000 UTCI knew Theo Vaughn was a piece of shit. Look at his face
Jeremy Doran
2025-10-27 22:44:35 +0000 UTCDamn james. Tell us how you really feel. I love the hate.
Anthonyk
2025-10-27 21:30:39 +0000 UTCI fucking love you guys got this shit is top tier
Luke Siemon
2025-10-27 20:57:56 +0000 UTCWe gotta bring back the word hack. They are fucking hacks… disregard their trash
Amy Rodriguez
2025-10-27 20:43:05 +0000 UTCI LOVE the Matt Rife and Theo Von hate! Oh my fucking god, I can't stop rage-laughing out of pure validation - I'm SO glad you guys finally told us who it is. I hate Matt Rife's dumb, frat boy fucking face and that constant shitty, cocky look in his eyes. That just made my whole day lol
Cara (Care-uh)
2025-10-27 20:10:23 +0000 UTCMy heart is SO full! So relieved these two are not hacks like the most of them. Thank gawd.
Jane
2025-10-27 20:05:37 +0000 UTCI saw you in Medford, MA last December. I’m a middle aged Black woman. Everyone from every background and age was at the show. Love you guys.
Maria Hunter
2025-10-27 20:05:14 +0000 UTCAND her BFF Lewis Black! Fucking love that man.
Jane
2025-10-27 20:02:15 +0000 UTCOh my GAWD I totally agree. He’s been in my top 5 for decades. Wtf, Bill? Apparently flying helicopters has completely changed his value system. Total betrayal.
Jane
2025-10-27 20:00:46 +0000 UTCJim Jeffries can eat a bag of smelly dicks! He’s a piece of shit. Americans are suckers for accents, it’s a shame.
Jane
2025-10-27 19:59:06 +0000 UTCHi! Speaking of shopping for tall people: my hubs is skinny and 6'4" and my FIL is skinny and 6'7". I found a clothing company for them called American Tall and it's a lifesaver!
Merideth Ivy
2025-10-27 19:23:25 +0000 UTCI was so disappointed with Burr. I listened to his podcast every week for years, and have stopped. He ranted about billionaires and racists constantly, and then goes and performs for them. The more famous these comedians get, the more out of touch they are. It also seems like none of them talked about the show until after it happened, which is weird.
Jamie O
2025-10-27 19:08:57 +0000 UTCI could listen to y’all talk about the comedy scene for hours.
Clinton Salisbury
2025-10-27 18:48:37 +0000 UTC❤️
Caleb Farlee
2025-10-27 18:31:20 +0000 UTCJack Whitehall and Jimmy Carr definitely don't need the money. Jimmy Carr recently hosted an event for Israeli officials in London, I believe. Also got caught for tax evasion. That man and morals have never met.
Kirsty McHale
2025-10-27 18:24:00 +0000 UTCI do agree that hypocrisy is idiocy. Be a money whore and embrace that. You have a different view of it being as you’re in that industry. I personally look at it like this: I don’t give a fuck. They exist to entertain me and I give zero fucks about your personal beliefs. I can simply disconnect from you if I disagree and find someone else to entertain me. You two for example are politically and socially the opposite side of where I am but I don’t give a fuck. You guys understand your audience and understand you’re entertainers. You’re not flexing and imposing your belief system onto your audience and requiring their buy in. Love you two and the biggest reason I listen to you is because you’re entertainers and you entertain. Keep doing what you’re doing. Love your stuff.
Brian The Food Guy
2025-10-27 17:53:13 +0000 UTCI could have guessed matt rife, he looks like a giant douche. But Theo, I'm disappointed.
Donald Simmons
2025-10-27 17:50:49 +0000 UTCCouldn’t be happier to support this show.
Monika
2025-10-27 17:26:00 +0000 UTCI love John caporulo. His Netflix special meet cap was my first true exposure to stand up as an adult.
Lil Squish
2025-10-27 17:10:35 +0000 UTCI can’t tell you how much I appreciate that you guys aren’t actual scumbags,, I have been so disappointed with so many people over the last year, my money is so well spent here❤️
Jill Gianfransico
2025-10-27 16:48:49 +0000 UTCJames! Old Navy has good options for tall people. My husband is 6’7” and on the thinner side and they have things that fit him in length without the width. Same with pants, except only use the website. The in store options are trash.
Anaise Morgan
2025-10-27 16:19:43 +0000 UTCJumanji style
It'sMeBethany
2025-10-27 15:57:18 +0000 UTCI wonder if James feels the same about the WWE and Saudi Arabia as he does for the comedy festival. That rant is identical to the ones I’ve been on about them lol
Jacob Wollman
2025-10-27 15:49:16 +0000 UTCI feel you. I’m 4ft 11 and can’t sew. I’ve started wearing my 9 year old son’s cast offs.
Gemma Day
2025-10-27 15:23:26 +0000 UTCThought i loved and respected these guys already, but hearing what they have to say about Riadh and just the comedy world in general makes me respect them 100x more, some of the only guys in comedy with legitimate integrity nowadays, makes me even happier to support them by being a patron
ZachK
2025-10-27 13:54:16 +0000 UTCWhitney Cummings is dating an abusive pro skater
Skoops
2025-10-27 13:12:32 +0000 UTCI listened last night and I’m still not over Jimmie saying he’s bald because he has no hair 😂😂😂
Cam 🛸
2025-10-27 13:07:59 +0000 UTCI’m so happy the love Ralphie he seemed like such a great guy.
Matt Fost
2025-10-27 13:00:14 +0000 UTCJimmy Carr probably doesn't need the money- but idk if he paid all his taxes or not... so he may need the money..??
Kari Bose
2025-10-27 12:44:15 +0000 UTCMy dad is a 6'5" skinny guy. He buys the "large tall" size from LL Bean.
BlueNanogoo
2025-10-27 12:07:36 +0000 UTCOkay, absolutely love that i have been listening to you guys for years and yall have not sold out or changed - I heard about the festival and was frothing at the mouth waiting to hear your opinions on these "comedians." Also, we're gonna need all of the theo von tea you have lolol I petition a bonus episode specifically for that. Lastly, we're all proud of you for being in the top 20 ❤️ you guys rock.
okwelgoodlckwthat
2025-10-27 11:54:11 +0000 UTCI will never give any of those comedians any support ever again, including watching their shitty Netflix specials or whatever. Fuck every single one of them. You have people out here in the streets risking their lives for their principles, and these assholes only care about money. Garbage people. 🗑️
Mandy
2025-10-27 11:43:59 +0000 UTCAbsolutely right with the money, and its ego. To say hahaha motherfuckers I did a show for the princes. Yea princes wanted it.
Shayne Bartlett
2025-10-27 10:48:35 +0000 UTCCan I get your guys' 2 cents? I want to open a comedy club and what do I need to in order to make it a dream venue for comics (within reason of coarse). I'm looking at an old 400 seat movie theater in northwest indiana (NOT GARY!!). THANKS
Jason Gladney
2025-10-27 08:32:38 +0000 UTCThis episode has more tea than lilly Allen's new album
Molly Goggin
2025-10-27 06:47:35 +0000 UTCI thought it was more frustration that you have to kiss arse, bend over or be associated with someone who is already “made” to get any props.
Manj Sangha
2025-10-27 06:38:15 +0000 UTCThis may have already been said but Jack Whitehall, definitely does not need the money. His name was one of the few names I recognized in your list because I no longer trust most American comedians (after all their political crap they insert into their gigs). For this reason I listen to a lot of British comedians. Jack, is British and quite funny, though I recently watched one of his that was a little off. You boys though are excellent in my book. My husband and I listen to you often and we refer to y'all as "the boys". It's a compliment, believe me.
magnoliasouth
2025-10-27 06:37:21 +0000 UTCSo refreshing to hear some honesty about other comedians! When I saw that Burr, Chappelle, Jefferies, Santino, Lee, Maniscalco chose to accept blood and oil money, it’s tainted me admiration for them and their work. That why I’m with James and Jimmie til the grave. Funny, down to earth with some fucking morals, norms and values. God bless you two arseholes 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Manj Sangha
2025-10-27 06:35:17 +0000 UTCLeaving this comment before even finishing the Internet Salad episode. YES YES YES . Your audience HAS to be diverse, because I’m a 63 year old grandma and I’m fairly sure not your target audience. I have listened for a long time and LOVE YOU “boys”. I’ve always felt that you were sincere and CARE about those who support you. (Anyone else keep pausing to look the Saudi bound comedians up? ) THANK YOU, and I’m hoping you mentioned Kathleen Madigan and Lewis Black as two of the GOOD ONES as I love them both. Please keep going, and hey, tell us how you REALLY feel …😉 Now I’m going to listen to the rest, LOVE YOU AND GOODNIGHT
Robin
2025-10-27 05:06:45 +0000 UTCYou never sound good making someone else sound bad, James sounds salty his comedy career only took off when he put murder podcasts together instead of just writing material😬
Jaxon
2025-10-27 04:41:26 +0000 UTCI don't think Jack Whitehall needs money either 🤣🙈
Agnieszka Lin
2025-10-27 04:03:23 +0000 UTCThis movie traumatized me so deeply as a child! I was afraid of aliens for years!
Laurel Salmon
2025-10-27 03:01:11 +0000 UTCCool comment. Ass.
Daddy Doyle
2025-10-27 02:28:29 +0000 UTCFire in the sky is the story for AZ.
Daddy Doyle
2025-10-27 02:24:27 +0000 UTCAbsolute gold!
Jarvis Wrinkle
2025-10-27 02:05:20 +0000 UTCCome to your nearest emergency department and see how dumb the population is. We are not ok.
Corinna Moon
2025-10-27 01:57:32 +0000 UTCAlso yes, straight up. That royal family in Saudi....are no royals. My husband is Jordanian and he hates Saudi.
JJ (Jesslyn)
2025-10-27 01:52:06 +0000 UTCI need to know who was the biggest a**hole in GR MI? Kidding, I don't care. Speaking of all different kind of people, I was at your GR show and I'm a visibly Muslim woman. Felt fine, no one batted an eye. Love you guys!
JJ (Jesslyn)
2025-10-27 01:48:53 +0000 UTCI do love these behind the curtain looks at comedy. Fascinating! Signed “a blue haired lady” who loves my Shut Up and Give Me Murder peeps. ✌️
Jane Blackbird
2025-10-27 01:43:57 +0000 UTCThe problem is it never goes both ways! Sadly!
Michecherfind
2025-10-27 01:28:44 +0000 UTCLove you Jimmy, but Listening to a grown man say the “R” word is RETARDED! . There’s literally one word you can’t say. The rest is pandering cuck. ICK!!
Michecherfind
2025-10-27 01:27:12 +0000 UTCJimmy! I'm 6 feet tall and wear the same pant length! 32 is too long, 30 too short. My wife is shorter than me and her pants are four inches longer
Michael Velez
2025-10-27 01:20:42 +0000 UTCWooooooooooooooooo
Zach Hollander
2025-10-27 00:54:26 +0000 UTCI'm 6'4" 378.. My torso is super long and my legs are short... Sadly when clothes go up in Xs they just get wider not longer
Zekah Crook
2025-10-27 00:48:06 +0000 UTCShopping for tall people is no joke! My ex husband is 6'9" and buying him clothes was a damn nightmare! When clothes get longer, they get so wide!
Trisha Sirevaag
2025-10-27 00:39:35 +0000 UTCI love the comedy talk, just getting perspective about other comedians from comedians is great. I could listen to them talk about comedy and their history in the business, every week.
Jason M
2025-10-27 00:36:23 +0000 UTCYou guys went on an Angel Hernandez rant but he retired in 2024 season and didn't call any games this year 😭
Mercadante
2025-10-27 00:02:45 +0000 UTCI'm only 5 feet tall. Lucky I can sew because I've have to shorten every pair of jeans and pants I've ever bought.
Mishka Wolfy
2025-10-26 23:28:06 +0000 UTCI’m so glad to hear Ralphie May was as nice a dude as I imagined him to be.
Michelle Clancy
2025-10-26 23:16:48 +0000 UTCSo good, I've listened to this twice!
Eileen Splitt
2025-10-26 22:38:44 +0000 UTCMy absolute favorite comedian is Suzy "Eddie" Izzard and their bit on Russia getting invaded is hilarious. Check out the special Dressed to Kill from 1998. "Napoleon invaded Russia, then retreated saying 'it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold, then Germany came along and said 'I've got a better idea, only to retreat saying 'it's the same idea, it's the same idea'"
Kristi B Green
2025-10-26 22:07:40 +0000 UTCThere was once a fake Sammy Hagar that succeeded in getting on the ring and introduced as Sammy Hagar at an 80s WWF show Bret Hart has talked about it as the fake Hagar was on the same flight as him, Jim Neidhart and Adrian Adonis, and they were convinced that he must be the real Hagar because he was doing obscene level of cocaine so they vouched for him at the Garden that night.
Stephen Watts
2025-10-26 22:06:56 +0000 UTCOMG!! My spouse has the same issue! He just wears cargo pants now. lol His inseam is also 28 and he is 5'4.
D Coen
2025-10-26 22:01:44 +0000 UTCMan I love you guys. I can't tell you how bad I needed this episode. Thanks so much for being real. Huge sigh of relief!! It's just nice to have confirmation that people you really enjoy aren't assholes in disguise. Peace & Love to you!!
Amy MacAbee
2025-10-26 21:57:53 +0000 UTCI love you guys for pointing something out. You like us all coming together from all different places, and lots of different points of view. I know my political views don’t line up with you, I love Jesus and read my bible. However, I’m just a real person with a real sense of humor and I love so many of the same things as you. I go to every live show, I watch every online show, I’ve been a Patron for years. YOU GUYS ARE MY FAVORITE because you just accept everyone. And so do I, even though we have some different views. Love you both so so so so much! Please never stop with all the Trading Places and My Cousn Vinny references 😆
Jen Matthews
2025-10-26 21:49:56 +0000 UTCGuys, tell us how you REALLY feel.😝
Jayfield
2025-10-26 21:33:01 +0000 UTCBonobos.com gap under510.com petermanningnyc and ash and Erie have 28” inseam, Jimmie
Chas Williams
2025-10-26 21:23:14 +0000 UTCMy favorite type of salad, yayyyyy!!! Also gals lucid dreams can end in sex too 😂 if you’re good at it… takes a lot of practice. I mostly fly to my favorite places from past dreams. People ask why I sleep so much.
Jordyn Fahey
2025-10-26 21:15:00 +0000 UTCThat came out all wrong. I meant to say lucid dreams and Chase dreams. And nightmares do go together I dictate into my phone. I don’t type so what comes out if I don’t proofread is what it sent.
Carol King
2025-10-26 21:01:49 +0000 UTCLove you guys.
Adrienne Reifel
2025-10-26 21:00:09 +0000 UTCI lose a dream all the time and I do a lot of flying. I love it when I fly sometimes it will be Chase Street where I am trying to fly away from somebody or I am teaching somebody how to fly in my dreams. I wish that I could actually do that in real life, but then I will have some real horrible nightmares where I wake up just freaked out. It is so strange so lucid, dreaming and nightmares you go together I also have what’s called exploding head syndrome look that one up that’s a real weird one. I’ve never really been diagnosed with it, but I know that’s what I have and I’ve read a book about brain disorders and dreaming that was really interesting. That had all the different things in there and exploded syndrome is strange. I don’t get it all the time, but when I first started getting it I would be startled awake thinking that somebody was breaking into the house now that I know what it is it doesn’t bother me, but I first thought that I had maybe a brain tumor or something.
Carol King
2025-10-26 20:58:19 +0000 UTCYes, please tell the story about how you met Sarah. I want to hear that one.
Carol King
2025-10-26 20:52:46 +0000 UTCGuillermo del Toro Just said that he would rather die than use AI
Carol King
2025-10-26 20:51:19 +0000 UTCMakes me feel good knowing the Kathleen Madigan and Lewis Black have integrity. I've always been a fan of comedians and not media celebrities.
Tracey
2025-10-26 20:21:49 +0000 UTCI haven't even listened to this yet but based on the comment section I'm beyond excited.
Tiny SirJen
2025-10-26 20:21:23 +0000 UTCLets say there's a couple of comedy clubs that would dismember a NYT journalist while he was still alive...would you perform for them? Christ, Bill Burr has Disney Mandalorian money!
Ashley W.
2025-10-26 20:18:03 +0000 UTCI love the boys stance on Saudi Arabia and their horrible treatment of humans. I'm disappointed in every single comedian who sold out.
Tracey
2025-10-26 20:15:13 +0000 UTC"Let's bring back 'whore' in Deadwood, they're proud of it!" "These people are money grubbing WHORES!" Pick a lane, is it a slur or not?
Alexis Brooks
2025-10-26 19:58:35 +0000 UTCLadies have it rough too buying clothes! I fu*cking hate buying clothes.
Monica Fitzgerald
2025-10-26 19:46:03 +0000 UTCRe: lucid dreaming, I did this earlier this morning - I was having a stress dream about being late for work. I guess I was awake enough to tell myself "why the fuck are you stressed out, it's Sunday, you don't work Sundays, dream about something else." And then the dream switched to something else that I can't remember. Sometimes I'll do that if I'm having a nightmare, too - just be like "fuck this, I'm out of here." And it works.
Ashley W.
2025-10-26 19:45:33 +0000 UTCWould love to hear the “how I met Sarah story”! Huge fan of roasting other comics. Keep up the good work! Finally, for someone who goes to comedy shows pretty often - is it “uncouth” to slip some cash to a good opener? What is an acceptable amount to say “hey, I see you, and I know you don’t make dick, but I wanna support you”
Sarah Repp
2025-10-26 19:41:10 +0000 UTCI also have very vivid dreams and nightmares. I had a recurring dream about tornadoes every time I was under stress and my dad told me to dream about them going away. Sure enough, the next dream I had about tornadoes they dissipated and the sun came out. There might have even been a goddamn rainbow!
Julie Larkowski
2025-10-26 19:19:04 +0000 UTCThere are a lot of stories about her dating from the late 90s about her being a piece of shit. However, I understand not wanting to believe the allegations.
Julie Larkowski
2025-10-26 19:17:17 +0000 UTCLike finding a golden nugget in the big bear river or whatever
William O'Connor
2025-10-26 19:11:48 +0000 UTCAlways like hanging out with a couple friends. Thank you guys for working so tirelessly to make me and everyone else laugh. Authenticity is so rare nowadays that when you find it , it’s priceless
William O'Connor
2025-10-26 19:10:04 +0000 UTCTop 20 for 8 years?!..... What an incredible stat; I literally said aloud, "I'm so happy for you guys." 🥳🎉🥰 Thank you, and keep it up!
Kramer and his Cougar MILF
2025-10-26 18:52:22 +0000 UTCThis was the best rant the boys ever put out. It warms the heart
Stanton Parsons
2025-10-26 18:31:36 +0000 UTCNothing beats comics talking shit about comics and the standup industry
The System
2025-10-26 18:22:31 +0000 UTCI was dying over the shopping for hard sizes! My husband is an XXL top, L pants w 29 inseam and my ex Husband is also 6’4 and Italian. I have spent lots of time trying to shop for those impossible sizes too !
Danielle Doane Montalvo
2025-10-26 18:00:06 +0000 UTCThank you for calling out the Saudi comedy festival! Hypocritical, money grubbing assholes.
Zachary Dickson
2025-10-26 17:38:48 +0000 UTCJames, you're Italian. Rock the leisure suits and track suits. I love you guys, you're so awesome 💯
Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥
2025-10-26 17:33:49 +0000 UTCLucid dreaming is kind of easy to get into: for a week or two, make yourself look at a clock once/twice a day and ask yourself “Am I dreaming?” blink heavily then look at the numbers again. It tricks your brain; in a dream the numbers/words on any clock or sign will rearrange themselves….I’m not sure why this is. But if you train your brain to notice it moving in a dream, it makes you aware you’re in a dream. Then you can lucid dream….. No I’m not that high at the moment haha
Ed ‘Moose’ Grant
2025-10-26 17:29:57 +0000 UTCI’m a lucid dreamer. Took my several years to learn to control it. I think what I want to dream about and as I fall asleep my brain continues the story. Took me seven years to control my flying in my dreams. I was scared of heights in the beginning and would get the urge to crash into the ground. Now it’s fine. Last night I was fighting zombie hordes and using energy blasts. 😁
Max Wilson
2025-10-26 17:26:51 +0000 UTCI lucid dream, and it's usually flying. Sometimes it's something awesome and I'm like, oh shit, this is clearly a dream.
Alexis Brooks
2025-10-26 17:16:46 +0000 UTCLove you guys!!
Nik
2025-10-26 17:14:23 +0000 UTCI think the unknown comedian was Jimeoin (pronounced Jim Owen). He's an Irish comedian that was pretty big in Australia. Haven't kept up on his career since I moved to the US so didn't realise he was still working.
Dion Brass
2025-10-26 17:11:56 +0000 UTCThe clothing struggle - I wish I had answers. My ex-husband is 6'10" - and I'm 5'1", but with big legs from martial arts and heavy lifting. He couldn't find pants long enough and my pants were always too long to fit my legs 😅
Terri Hliwski
2025-10-26 16:41:40 +0000 UTCMonday and capitalism has ruined everything. Sports, comedy, movies....seriously hate this timeline.
Cosmo's ma
2025-10-26 16:00:55 +0000 UTCThis is why I give you both my money month after month. You guys have actual integrity 👏
Cosmo's ma
2025-10-26 15:57:57 +0000 UTCI had a lucid dream for the first time in my life recently. I've always heard that you shouldn't ask the date or time in a lucid dream. So once I realized I was having one, it's the first thing I did. Believe the hype.... DO NOT ASK THOSE QUESTIONS! It didn't end well!
NonniX2
2025-10-26 15:45:20 +0000 UTCOh my god I just knew it was gonna be Matt Riffe!!
Laura Gordon
2025-10-26 15:42:41 +0000 UTCDisease killed so many more soldiers than bullets between 1800 and 1910. In the Spanish - American War, 400 US soldiers were killed in combat, 5000 died of disease.
Braylen
2025-10-26 14:53:41 +0000 UTCIt’s not only bad for our brains, and that people are now wired to like and scroll quickly so they don’t even know they are looking at AI, it’s killing the environment and causing huge spikes in the cost of everyone’s electricity. The data centers that all this crap comes from is consuming mass quantities of clean water too.
Ashley Valencia
2025-10-26 14:23:56 +0000 UTCSo glad y’all are anti-AI. It’s so bad. For so many reasons!
Ashley Valencia
2025-10-26 14:09:56 +0000 UTCI fucking love you guys
Steve Tancredi
2025-10-26 14:04:09 +0000 UTCI love this so much, and I especially love the honesty of opinions where you get to express your feelings as opposed to always giving to your fan base. Keep being you guys, guys!
Jason Forrest
2025-10-26 13:52:53 +0000 UTCThis was hilarious and also so proud of your top 20 for 8+ years ♥️
Darcy Meyer
2025-10-26 13:46:10 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU for saying truths about that comedy festival! What people will do for money is disgusting. I lost a lot of respect for a lot of comedians after that. Never had any respect for Kevin Hart... he really will do anything for money... get lost down THAT rabbit hole!
Bri Girao
2025-10-26 13:26:25 +0000 UTCGuys, might I suggest a tailor? 😁 They can work miracles!
Alexis Bergstrom
2025-10-26 13:02:16 +0000 UTCWait I’m so confused why these other comics don’t like Caparulo, Madigan, and Lewis Black??
Samuel Katz
2025-10-26 12:51:25 +0000 UTCThank you for confirming that Theo is an asshole. From the first time I saw him I felt that something was off.
Aaron Cooper
2025-10-26 12:31:56 +0000 UTCI read that Napoleon lost at Waterloo because of hemorrhoids💩😩! He couldn't ride his horse around to scope out the battle. There's a book about it!
Booklady
2025-10-26 12:29:40 +0000 UTCInternet Salad are my FAVORITE episodes. I love all the stories. Maybe this could be a new series....
Sandy Salvato
2025-10-26 11:55:27 +0000 UTCFluffy! WHAT! That surprised me.
Mishka Wolfy
2025-10-26 11:42:03 +0000 UTCGloves off guys. Love it! No BS and no sellouts. 😍
Jonas Bernt von Lundstedt
2025-10-26 11:28:15 +0000 UTCPossibly, just possibly, Masterson's wife didn't want to believe the allegations? Imagine if one of you were accused of something as horrible as rape while out touring; you would do everything in your power to convince your loved ones you were innocent. In turn, they would believe in your innocence. There have been false accusations against celebrities for decades, for money or fame, so it is plausible. POSSIBLY she believed in his innocence. I don't follow the news, I am just speaking from the heart.
Michelle Miller
2025-10-26 11:03:43 +0000 UTCOMG you guys THANK YOU for finally ending the edging on the top two assholes, Matt Rife was one of my guesses 🤣Thank you for always keeping it real, and for the shout out to my all time favorite comedian Kathy Madigan
Maggie79
2025-10-26 10:46:44 +0000 UTCMy brothers were 6'5" and 6'11"; my mom struggled to find clothes for them. Wranglers from Walmart were the only pants she could find for them. Somehow I can't see James wearing Wranglers.😆 I think jeans and t-shirts or jerseys are relatable to who your audience is, with complete respect; may try Big&Tall? 🤷♀️
Michelle Miller
2025-10-26 10:44:45 +0000 UTCI learned how to lucid dream just because I have really bad nightmares and I need to be able to wake myself up out of it. You pick one thing like an apple or a dog and it tells you brain that this is a dream.
Kat Irving
2025-10-26 09:42:21 +0000 UTCHoly shit, Jimmie’s commentary about his legs 😭
Riley
2025-10-26 08:57:31 +0000 UTCOh, also, the new three-part series on the Calabria mafia is siiiiiiick.
Jane
2025-10-26 08:38:50 +0000 UTCBBC is shit, too. Check out Mad In America, and US Right To Know. There are a handful of others. As a developing public health scientist, those are the only two I can trust right now, though.
Jane
2025-10-26 08:33:43 +0000 UTCI had a ticket and a good seat for your Seattle show, but couldn’t pivot the funds to make the trip. I’m terribly sad over it. This episode makes my heart full, and it reaffirms exactly why the two of you are legit as fuck. You make the best team and you’re my favorite. Thank you, too, for the half-off merch sales, because my t-shirt collection is stacked with your stuff!! It’s painful having to choose from all the art, colors, and blends, but boy oh boy is it a fun package to receive! Hell fuck yes to persisting and rising as you’ve done. Wishing you continued, well-deserved success. It’s an honor to be your fan and to watch ya’ll shine! (my “house” was a “house” with zero cakes) Safety 5th! Xx, Jane
Jane
2025-10-26 08:29:31 +0000 UTCI would love for y’all to record one of your car conversations and release it as a bonus lol
Brittani Sweatman
2025-10-26 08:10:28 +0000 UTCI LOVE the salad episodes! More football talk please. I want to hear your thoughts and opinions on players, coaches, owners, new rules, old rules etc. I appreciate you guys. You have ruined ALL other podcasts for me though! You're the BEST.❤️❤️
Shelley
2025-10-26 07:56:13 +0000 UTCCackling at James telling Jimmie “I got all your extra legs” 🤣
Kristen Merek
2025-10-26 07:15:15 +0000 UTCI'd love if Kate McKinnon showed up somewhere and passed as Justin Beiber.
Matressa, Countess of Whorington
2025-10-26 06:23:47 +0000 UTCpants talk, i love it.
Tabitha Helberg
2025-10-26 06:13:13 +0000 UTCSpeak the truth, fuck all those clones
Nicolas Parent
2025-10-26 05:57:10 +0000 UTCI loved your take on the whole comedians going to Saudi Arabia
Stephen Tot
2025-10-26 05:54:30 +0000 UTCI find Travis Walton's abduction story to be one of the most credible I've heard; from everything I've learned about his life and integrity of character, he seems like a good man. It's difficult to imagine just how terrifying and alienating (yep) that experience had to have been, the abduction itself and being treated like an unhinged fool when he tried to tell others. I was in high school when Fire In The Sky appeared in theaters; it was a big deal in the rural area of Oregon where I live, because they filmed some of the scenes on location nearby, even though his alleged abduction took place in Arizona.
Crowded Crow
2025-10-26 05:53:38 +0000 UTCBill Burr was the biggest disappointment. It’s like a death. I will mourn who I thought he was.
Myca Chatfield
2025-10-26 05:48:59 +0000 UTC*went
Teresa Thompson
2025-10-26 05:32:48 +0000 UTCGuys... I was 5'8' at 12. We t to my mom and said "Is this gonna stop?" "Oh yes" she replied.... You're going through puberty, blah, blah etc... 2 years later I was 6 feet plus. Never could buy jeans until my 40s that weren't men's 36" inseam.
Teresa Thompson
2025-10-26 05:32:31 +0000 UTCDoesn't it suck to be a Tween twice?? ( Tween young and tween old) 🤣
Teresa Thompson
2025-10-26 05:29:03 +0000 UTCAlso Jim Jefferies is a scumbag and is not funny. Another person who should be been a hand job
Stephen Tot
2025-10-26 05:22:24 +0000 UTCStalingrad was the first thing I thought of when I read Napoleon went to Russia. The Russian winter is the boss level of winter.
Liz Rutherford
2025-10-26 05:21:15 +0000 UTCKevin Hart is a talentless money whore. I don't find him funny he needs to be dwarf thrown off a building
Stephen Tot
2025-10-26 05:10:37 +0000 UTCI was a sleepwalking.. night terror having kid until HS.. the lucid dreaming is a real thing... those I still get.. thankfully.. only one of my sons inherited the sleepwalking and the rest
Chrissy Pinheiro
2025-10-26 04:59:18 +0000 UTCI fucking love that my tiny contribution can help the boys not be total sell outs. We saw you in Madison. Can't wait to do it again.
Andrea Conner
2025-10-26 04:51:50 +0000 UTCI agree Rob Schneider does suck all the ass.
SadThor
2025-10-26 04:30:53 +0000 UTCAI is killing us. This is why I am not into social media too much crap going on in this world.
Carol King
2025-10-26 04:26:08 +0000 UTCGreat episode. LOVED everything you talked about re: asshole comedians. I wish people could see through these assholes, and that extends to all of entertainment from You Tubers to podcasters to reality stars to well known celebrities. There are SO many out there who don’t care about a god damn thing but money and fame. I actually know someone who has been on TV on and off for decades, but not for awhile - he’s just trying to play his fans with lie after lie after lie to hone his image as a humble man with a good heart, but that is all a bullshit con. In reality, he does not give a fuck about anyone or anything unless it will make him money or make him famous. He is really a cold-hearted con man. He is not a good person but his fans think he is. What I love about you guys is you are the “real real” (or at least I hope my take on you is right - but I think it is). I love your authenticity and your willingness (and guts) to show yourselves as you really are. I am so sick of how America has been taken over by these assholes AND the fucking stupid people who lap it all up on social media and believe all the bullshit is actual truth. A country of phonies, fuckers, and dumb asses. This is one of my hot buttons too 😉
Steph
2025-10-26 04:17:47 +0000 UTCThis country no longer has legitimate news outlets. Delete social, get your news from BBC
Susan Anderson
2025-10-26 04:15:30 +0000 UTCGod damn you guys hate yourselves far too much
David Smart
2025-10-26 04:13:42 +0000 UTCThis episode is so good. Jimmie! My sister and I are the same height. I’m all torso, she’s all legs. It’s a whole thing. I smoked more cigarettes than her for longer during our growing period.
Liz Lotterhos
2025-10-26 04:07:32 +0000 UTCthought you guys had Kashmir sweaters and all that from the one sponsor 😂😂
Mattieb_23
2025-10-26 03:58:03 +0000 UTCJimmie my son has a long torso and short little baby legs too. He is only 5. But it’s my fault I am built like that too.
Amy Van Vliet
2025-10-26 03:56:36 +0000 UTCJames kinda going after Andrew Schulz made my day. I got the feeling he would say more in person. 🤣 James! I would love to have that conversation.
Liz Lotterhos
2025-10-26 03:41:55 +0000 UTCI've been a listener for around 7 years, and I'm glad as both a fan and a person that you guys have been able to carve out your own niche
Zach W
2025-10-26 03:40:39 +0000 UTCOh! Now I understand and agree!!!
RjA
2025-10-26 03:26:51 +0000 UTCWhat story on Theo? You guys speak about comedians with PASSION!
RjA
2025-10-26 03:19:29 +0000 UTCFIre in The Sky Travis Walton
Wryslok
2025-10-26 03:12:26 +0000 UTCBill Burr announced and cancelled in the same week at the Fremont Theater in San Luis Obispo, CA
Stephanie Hale
2025-10-26 03:12:11 +0000 UTCYesss. I've been listening since the beginning. Never really heard the ORIGIN STORY
Wryslok
2025-10-26 02:59:24 +0000 UTCI would love to hear an internet salad about the origins of small town murder and crime in sports and stories from the road and doing live shows.
The socialworker and the bat
2025-10-26 02:54:52 +0000 UTCThe alien abduction In Arizona is Fire in the sky. That’s the movie they made based in the true story. It happened in Snowflake Arizona. I lived up that way for a few years and locals would talk about the guy who got abducted. He used to speak at an alien convention for years.
Alicia Robinson
2025-10-26 02:34:17 +0000 UTCThis is by far, my favorite episode ever ♥️
Jeanne Becktel
2025-10-26 02:28:11 +0000 UTCMy first one lets gooooo
Colonial Goatbanger
2025-10-26 02:23:28 +0000 UTCOh Fuck Yeah!!!!!
PedicureGoddess
2025-10-26 02:06:26 +0000 UTCA great improvement to my Saturday, thanks yall from VA
Alex
2025-10-26 01:45:14 +0000 UTCI love these!
The socialworker and the bat
2025-10-26 01:39:18 +0000 UTCInternet salad!! FUCK YES!!!
Jeremy Doran
2025-10-26 01:34:05 +0000 UTC
