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Haunted House Pushback, A Shining Exploitation, Horror Hands On

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Halloween haunted house, where you can expect a reply from the owner, if your review isn't glowing. The hotel that was the inspiration for "The Shining", but where the hunts for ghosts may leave you less than scared. A Halloween trail, where the actors are seemingly allowed to be a little handsy. A movie theater, where it takes the length of a film, just to get popcorn & much more!!

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Comments

Why are there ads? Did something change?

linda pinnick

I am going to listen to it again because I am such a loyal and patient listener. Leo see if it has been cleaned up November 2, 2025!

Adrienne

From what I’ve searched, Steven king went there to stay, had some strange things happened and it helped give him even more imagination for his book.

Cali kayak

Hear me out: on some of these places that are truly awful - what if you do the normal reviews - then get some one star Glassdoor reviews from disgruntled former employees for a look into the back of house 😂

Sarah Repp

We took our daughter to a haunted greenhouse one year. She was @ 8 or 9 and a guy in a full gorilla with a hatchet jumped out at her (grabbed her shoulder) and her instinct was to punch 🥴 well he got hit in the nuts and went down. Her dad gives our girl a high five & told the killer gorilla that maybe he shouldn't touch people as he helped him up 🤣🤣 we knew then our girl was definitely on the road to being able to handle herself 🎃 Happy Halloween 👻

Kimberly R Pratt

I got married behind the Stanley Hotel in the Snow- pocalypse!!! Hahahaha

Unemployed_History_Major

I remember seeing a merch table at one of their VERY first shows ever I attended

SilverHairedMiddleAgedTuxedoMask

I was thinking the same thing!

Andy Beecham

James getting so butthurt when Jimmie corrects him on something, especially after he constantly roasts Jimmie, is hilarious

Marah Rice

The plumber got me! 🤣 Ooooo, It’s after hours… now my rate is double!!! Oooo

Kissymama

They are working on it. No idea why it's doing that.

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

I thought Patreon didn’t have commercials? 😔

Kissymama

They are working on it.

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Why am i getting commericals on pateron? I thought the first set was an accident

Tiffnie

I would pay well over $100 to watch James fight a parking attendant with a traffic cone lmfao 🤣

Micah Is Real

Commercials ooooooooo

Adrienne

As a former Stanley hotel tour guide I’m shaking in my boots as to what this episode has in store for me. That place was WILD

Roman Smoker

Lol, noooo. Jizz washes out - butter & grease does NOT! 😝😂

Amanda C.

Shit I'm a day behind. Wooooooooooooooooo

Zach Hollander

I went to a huge haunted house in my 20s. We were having fun guessing where the next scare would be when we started hearing screaming behind us. Suddenly we were overwhelmed by a group of younger girls in full panic mode. They were shrieking, clawed and climbed over us, knocked down one of my friends and just kept running. That was so much scarier than the haunted house. Never went to another one.

Kathleen Justic

I know sometimes when someone says “ they put their foot in it” they mean that person made some really good food

Krista Lelie

So weird! I think it is resolved now!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

No wonder they decided to go through with this show, y'all are demanding as fuck! "Do this because me!" Accommodate it. Brilliant episode. The YouTube cunts at the Shinning location really takes the cake. The internet salad episode reminded me I'm not alone and many others see things as such; needed that. Love y'all. Jimmie, I'm coming up to Phoenix to get the portrait!

Morgan Willenbring

Hey double chin!! Come over here and let me mark the area that needs fixing marks x on double chin with permanent marker. Plastic surgery is to the left.

Adrienne

Jimmie I like when you say righ righ to change up from sure sure lol!

Adrienne

As I was growing up our mother tol us that “you put your foot in it” meant you just said something you couldn’t take back or you told on yourself???

Adrienne

"Movies suck now and it's really upsetting "

Wryslok

Me undies! It's there at 30:14 or so.

Travis WTAF

I spent Halloween at the Lizzie Borden's Bed and Breakfast in Fall River, MA several years ago. It was really interesting, more like a history lesson than a haunted house (they don't advertise themselves as one). When we ate breakfast with the other guests, we realized that most of the people there were there to commune with ghosts and that they were traveling New England to visit other "murder" homes. Some of them referenced their Southern tours the year before or upcoming. One mother-daughter pair did in fact look like Vampires. Five stars.

Cake

any one else get ads

Gregory Redepenning

Black people say “ you put your foot in it” when it’s like the best thing you’ve ever tasted… I have no idea where it came from but I’ve heard it my whole life lol

HoneyBee

The ads are in the episode

Andrew Betts

So your morals don’t matter when money is involved? Cool, cool.

Erika Fultz

What was the YouTuber drama?

Justin Quesnel

I did the same thing as Jimmie when James said "es-tees." 🤣

Liz Rutherford

Me too!!!

Robert Cohen

Mentioned it wouldn't be an every week thing moving forward, but also my fave and sorely missed

EnrichHardInTheSlightest

I know my opinion doesn't make a difference but is there any reason they aren't doing personal items anymore? Those were my favorite parts of the episodes and it's been nearly a month since they have done one. I don't know if I missed them mentioning this or not.

Nathan Drake

My wife who is sight impaired go to the movies but only if it’s an Audio Described movie. It sucks for her when they don’t work.

Matt Fost

From Chattanooga!!!🤘🏼😝🤘🏼

Derik89

Our local theater has one screen room where you can order really expensive food and alcohol. We used to go to that one because they had tables,comfy rolly chairs and there was so much space between the tables. We would just order a drink because they would bring you a refill and bring out own alcohol. We were always wasted by the time the movie was over.

Kat Irving

I got merch at a CIS show, 7 years ago, lol. Sarah gave it to me for free.

Dan Rogers

I would have went to Saudi for that money regardless of how much I have lol. Oh yeah the Lebanon in my name is just a ply on for LeBron. I’m a white Canadian for the record

LeBanon James

I'm from Lexington ahhhh! white people claiming racism against them is unfortunately a common theme here 🙄

Alicia

Zeke the plumber terrified me as a kid 🤣

Kaleo ka'anaka'ole

Bring back the personal item!

Christopher Lacount

There's a Cineopolis near me that is the polar opposite of the one reviewed. It's funny how different they are.

Kristina

We stayed in this hotel. It was really nice. My grandchildren loved it

Penny

Wrt- means with respect to

Jane Arnup

“I’m taking teeth” 😂

Rebecca Pohlman

Funniest show on the Internet!!

Andrew Thomas

W/R/T = with regards to. Irrespective is a word. Just sounds awful.

Wala Kitu

THE WHOLE REASON OF MONKEY DOOZ

Kristen Matheson

Great as always

Dan Forbes

Hey!

Heather Murphy

Indweed.

Bob Dobs

Yaaay! 🇿🇦

Judy Cronje

Yyyyaaaaaaaaa!

Ryan H


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