"So, I think it's pretty obvious you're about to kill me out here. Maybe just a little, um, sex before I go?"
"You're just going to give up?"
"Well, it's not like we're doing real well. And I was just, you know, better at like catching bank robbers and babies thrown from burning buildings. Not so much a fighter. But, I am really super at one thing."
"Pathetic male trash." *raises sword*
"Hear me out, maybe I can prove myself worthy of a pardon..."