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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 31




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I look at Sona and can see the scandalous look on her face. Having her sister under me isn't a good image either. 

"So -tan, it's not what it looks like!" Exclaims Serafall, she tries to push me off, but I don't budge. 


I smirk while looking at Sona's face, I take this moment of Serafall's weakness to lean down and kiss her in front of her sister.


Immediately I sense her trying to use magic. But I grasp her hand and intertwine our hands together. My Magic circle eats her's, canceling any spell she planned to use.


Suddenly Serafall bites me on the lips as we kiss, I can see that she has an angry look in her eyes.

Well, this should be enough.


I lean back and our lips separate, a little blood comes from the corner of my mouth. But a green magic circle appears in front of my mouth.


< Low-Level Healing>


The wound inside my mouth heals and I wipe the blood off my lips.

"So -tan, let me explain!" Says Serafall looking at me. "Haruto explain to her!"


I just shrug and a Magic Circle appears below me. "Oh, Sona, I also inserted myself in your sister. If you wanna join just contact me. Cya~"

After saying that I teleported away, so the ice spear that Serafall threw didn't hit me. I know it's unlikely to happen, but asking for a threesome isn't that bad. After all, you never know. Plus, I know Serafall would be up for it.


Even if I can easily get under her skin, and annoy her. She likes that, even back in the day. This unpredictability is what kept me amusing in her eyes. Especially since she was way stronger than me back then.




After a little bit, I am in my classroom, Sirzechs, Lord & Lady Gremory were with my parents and taking pictures. I just looked at the teacher as he started explaining some English teachings and saying them in terrible English with a heavy Japanese accent.

This is so dumb, I already finished Highschool once in my previous life, and it was the best time in my life. I learned a lot of things from it… who am I kidding. I just had a lot of fun with a lot of girls. Still ended up with the best grades though, that is called studying in the 5 minutes short break between lessons.


Honestly, I should have applied as a guidance counselor or something. At least then I would have had the ability to be with Athena all day, instead of listening to people talk about things that they don't know sh*t about. Teachers get paid to recite things that someone can already read in a book. 




After that whole procedure, I just lie back and take out the lunch box that Athena made for me. She is such a sweetheart sometimes.



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-General POV-



Haruto looks around with an amused look on his face, even though he was feeling the opposite instead. But to him, it never matters what someone feels, only what they portray to the outside matters. 


He completely dodges the gazes of Sirzechs and the other adult devils in the room. He doesn't necessarily fear any of them… well… Sirzechs is a different thing… but the others are not overly dangerous to him. But the red-haired Satan is in a league of his own. Even when compared to the other Devils, Haruto can confidently say that Sirzechs is the strongest Devil to have ever lived.


To him, it's such a shame that someone like Rizevim is put in the same category as Sirzechs. He has only seen the man once go all out, and even then, he could see how far the strongest devil has gone. Even Ajuka who can be called the 2nd strongest Devil… is nowhere near Sirzechs. 



Still, he fu*ked that guy's sister, so he isn't necessarily that worried about the man. Plus he has Athena, she would gladly give her life to allow Haruto a chance to escape if anything so dangerous appears.


'I don't deserve a woman like that.' Contemplates Haruto, thinking how someone like Athena was even attracted to him. He knows the woman inside and out, but some things still puzzle him.

Back in the day he just tried his luck with a goddess, he never thought that it would work out so well. Even if Zeus is kinda on his asś now about this whole ordeal.


Though he likes to act like he knows everything… in actuality he doesn't. There are so many things that he doesn't know that it's staggering. Even with his information network, there are so many things going on that he can't see.




After the Parent Observation was over, Haruto couldn't wait to get out of the classroom. As he did so he saw Xenovia just outside, waiting for him. She is wearing the usual Kuoh Academy uniform.


That is when Haruto's parents come outside of the class. Xenovia slightly bows towards Haruto and says. "Please make a baby with me!!"


"NOOOO!!!" Yells Haruto's mom hysterically. Looking at Haruto who has an uncomfortable look on his face. This was the worst time that she could say something like this.


Sirzechs had an awkward look on his face as he saw this. Everyone from the classroom and their parents heard this, all of them stare at Haruto, who now has a gentle some on his face.


"Ah, sorry Xenovia." Says Haruto using <3x Super Thought Speed> spell. To make him think faster to come up with a solution to this situation. "But before we can even think of having a child together we must date, finish high school, college, and get good-paying jobs. This way, our child would grow into a good environment."


Xenovia looks at him with a thoughtful look on her face. She is thinking about many things. But Haruto also knows that anyone smart around would see that he didn't refuse Xenovia on her offer.

He simply dodged the question and left some suspense, making it seem that Xenovia has high chances of getting with him.

His mother immediately goes towards Xenovia and grabs her by the shoulders. "Listen, young girl, go and find a boy who isn't so… scummy. What do you even see in my son?"


"Uhhh…" Xenovia blushes and looks to the side. Being unable to meet his mom's gaze. "Haruto… he… well… he is so gentle. He… also… showed me the truth…"


"Truth?!! What truth?! Listen, young girl, it was probably a lie." Says Haruto's mom.


But Xenovia has a stubborn look on her face as she next says. "No! He is the only one for me!"


The other parents and students around look at the scene in front of them with amazement. Some warn their daughters to be careful and not interact with the likes of Haruto. But it was too late for some of the girls as they just blushed and looked to the side.


Haruto gets an uncomfortable look on his face as he sees this. Especially some of the murderous looks on some of the father's faces. 


He couldn't help but think that maybe he shouldn't go around too much. It's just simply too troublesome to handle all of the dads in the room. He knows that he will be getting hundreds of death threats and the word will spread around.



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