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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 12


Title: Holiday...



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-General POV-




Next he has D.A.D.A… Lockhart goes to that classroom and stays in the middle, quiet like always. Just like always he just sat down in the middle of the class. When the teacher came in like always she wore her robes a little too tightly around her chest. She turns around and her curly hair flows in the wind. She looks at us all with a certain look on her eyes. "Welcome back student. Anyway now we will start our first official lesson. First we will learn about… Imps…The Imp is a magical beast found only in Britain and Ireland, notable for its sense of slapstick humour. Imps delighted in tripping and pushing anybody they could get their hands on, as well as lobbing Wizard Crackers and other small projectiles at anybody that they wished to torment. While rather nonthreatening, an Imp could nonetheless be dispatched rather easily by anyone, by throwing back Wizard Crackers that it had thrown, or by using a Knockback Jinx to daze it, and then dropping it into the nearest cage, hole, or bottomless pit."




Then she waved her hand and the chalk started to draw something on the blackboard. "Oh also before I forget.The homework will be a thirty centimeter page describing the Imps natural habitat and characteristics. Anyway today we will learn the knockback jinx."



"Anyway who knows any extra knowledge about the knockback jinx."



Gilderoy contemplates this for a little. He definitely knows why she is going to get fired from her job, and is wary of her. But he also needs that Outstanding grade in this class… he wants to be the best at everything… after giving it some thought. He decided to raise his hand, when the professor saw this. "You can go on mister…. Lockhart... right."

"Yes mam… anyway the Knockback Jinx, depending on the point of impact, might feel like a blow to the chest, knocking back a victim or object, or it might feel like being knocked over the head with a frying pan, leaving the victim a bit disoriented. A 'loud bang.' is also emitted when cast. The jinx can also break fragile objects."



"10 Points to Ravenclaw." Said the teacher as she just smiled at Lockhart.


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-Gilderoy Lockhart POV-



And just like that the class finished. Like always did, I outperformed everyone. The teacher was impressed by me, she wasn't interested in me… I really am glad for that one. Also she is a pretty good teacher, I mean if she didn't have s*x with those 6th and 7th year boys & girls. Plus she cheated on them all. I mean c'mon… what type of teacher sleeps with multiple of her students. Also after reading the specific students memories she seemed to be using some type of dark ritual while not telling any of them.


Though it seems like she isn't interested in little boys like me. So that seems like a plus also (to me).


I guess expecting a normal school year in a school for magic isn't really something that I should be hopeful for.





After that I also finished Herbology and Astronomy… I outdid everyone in that class… it was like being smarter than an eleven year old… oh I guess that is exactly what I am doing.



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After falling asleep and waking up the next morning. Finally Saturday… a day where I don't have any classes.




I immediately started exploring the castle. Well exploring would be the wrong thing to say. I just went to the Room of Requirement and asked for books that would help me build Magical Maps. 


Of course I did all of this while I was under the stealth spells. No painting noticed me. When I entered the Room of Requirement it was just a room with a bookshelf at the end filled with books describing all of  


 I took all of the books from the shelves. I made them all smaller and put them in my pockets… and they are heavy, I used another charm to reduce their weight. Then I thought about needing a door to my common room… I even specified to my common room. 



A door with the handle shaped like the head of an eagle appeared. I just simply opened the door and appeared in my common room. There was no one in there since they were most likely at breakfast. After that I just sat down in one of the couches and started reading.






That is how I spend my Saturday up till 19:00, at which I had to meet with the Slug Club. The meeting was obviously in the dungeons, it was a special classroom. When I opened the door… I saw people all dressed up… I forgot and didn't know I even had to dress up. Oh well it doesn't matter.

I take out my wand and…


*fwosh*


I transfigurate my boring dark robes into a blingy gold suit. This should hold up for a couple of hours before they turn back. Transfiguration really is useful, I have been learning magic since I was four years old so technically I had been studying magic for six years. Together with my obsession with magic and you have an eleven year old wizard who is way above the average wizards level. 


I am probably better than some professors in Hogwarts. Though obviously not the ones who are at the level of McGonagall or anything like that. 


When I entered there I saw a lot of boys in suits. I also saw some people who I knew from the books… Severus Snape was here… so was Lily Evans, then I also noticed one of the Black family brothers… Regulus Black. Like every other Black he was a good looking kid… not as good looking as me though. I was really lucky to be reborn as Lockhart.  Also I saw some other people whom I didn't really recognize.



Anyway as soon as I entered, Slughorn noticed me. He just came  close to me with a smile on his face. 


"Slug Club members…" He calmly addressed the other members of the club to get their attention.


"I must introduce to you the new member of the club… his name is Gilderoy Lockhart, he is one of the brightest students that Hogwarts has ever seen. He might also become the youngest Quidditch Chaser of the century. Hope you all get along, and help him get accustomed to the lifestyle here in Hogwarts."


Then the others came and greeted me. There were some Slytherin who came and greeted me. "Hey there my name is Albion Nott…"




Even though I acted like I was listening to them. I was only concentrating on the important people here. Not some inbred fools, who first introduced what family they are from, because that is the only thing that can make them feel some type of superiority. But I still acted polite… and talked to some uper year inbred.






After that I saw Lily Evans, who is around 16 years old with her red hair, green eyes.
Then I see that she is alone and even dodging Snape… did they get into the fight where James was bullying Snape and out of anger he called her mudblood. 



Well anyway better go and talk to her. In the future I can tell Harry Potter that I knew his mother and all that.



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