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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 13



Title: Something strange…









I just walked up to Lily Evan and to bring her out of her day dreaming I asked. "So you must be a muggle then?"


Immediately she frowned and looked towards me. "And what are you trying to say with that?"



I just put on my signature smile. I just bow a little and apologise. "Sorry if it came out as offensive my lady. But… I am a half blood. But honestly I would consider myself more of a muggleborn, I grew up with muggles and most of my family are muggles. We don't even use magic indoors that much."


She relaxed a little when I said that. 


"You really need to learn how to start a conversation." Said Lily, with a slightly amused look on her face.


"Well if you say so, I am a Revenclaw so don't expect me to be too soft with my words or dance around a subject. My house is known to have intelligent members, but not wise ones…. By the way I am Gilderoy Lockhart, Hogwarts Student of house Ravenclaw, First Year."



Lily just looks at me with an even more amused look on her eyes. After all seeing a child trying to act like a gentleman must be a pretty amusing sight. 


"Well Gilderoy, my name is Lily Evans, Student of Hogwarts, House Gryffindor, fifth year." Respondent Lily with her own long greeting. I just laughed a little at that.



"I must say my lady, meeting a beautiful flower like yourself in this place was quite a surprise." I said all of that while having a haughty voice, like I was reciting a theater play.


She giggled at my jokes. But I still continue asking. "By the way, is it going to be dull like this at every meeting or what?"



Lily just shrugs a little as she drinks from a cup that she had in her hand. "They aren't held that many times a year anyway, but it is still a good place to get to know some people, though lately it has been just the so called, pure bloods running a muck in this place."




I just looked at her as my smile got even wider as I slowly whispered to her. "You mean the inbred people who don't understand simple math and that after some generations, the so called purebloods will be just some half wits with  stutters."


"Hey c'mon now you are so young… but so mean. You should be nicer to them." Lily lightly reprimanded me. Though I did notice the feeling of relief coming from her. Legilimency truly is a good tool for things like this.




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The evening ended like this, me conversing with Lily while Snape looked at us. I also talked to some other people and I even had a conversation with professor Slughorn on a book I am planning to write and publish during summer break. 



Anyway as I went back towards my dormitory, I couldn't help but feel as if something weird was going on. I kept my guard up, but nothing happened. Was I just imagining things… nah… no way am I ignoring some type of instinct like that. That is how people get taken off guard. As a certain Auror says… Constant Vigilance.



I went inside my room and lied down on my bed… I still felt that strange feeling. But I just put up some alarm wards and went to sleep.



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When I woke up, at first I didn't feel anything weird, but as I was about to get up I felt something heavy on my chest. I pulled off the covers and what I saw there shocked me… there were books… more specifically three books… with titles like: Most Evil Magic
Dark Blood Rituals
The Fine Art of Alchemy


Immediately I was in full panic, but my mind still kept its rational thought as I hid the books in my trunk. All the while I kept thinking… HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE…


Someone knew about me… NONONONO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING…



I kept thinking up countless scenarios even while my body was moving on auto pilot. Someone literally came into my room and gave me those books. They got over my wards without any notice and just put the books in there without me noticing at all.




Since today was Sunday… I had no classes so I just stayed in my room. Full on having a panic attack, I was covered in cold sweat, though my roommate didn't notice as I cast a strong Confusion Charm on him. 


This is so bad… this is literally the worst case scenario, SOMEONE HAD READ MY MIND. 
 

I started biting my nails until they were bloody. I was having a full blown panic attack. The worst case scenario had LITERALLY just happened. Who was it that read my mind… Dumbledore, Voldemort or someone else entirely. 



Due to panic my face wasn't the handsome face anymore as I had a terrified look on my face, my hair was disheveled and I kept shaking. If someone looked at me they would immediately assume that I was mad. I NEED TO ESCAPE FROM HERE.



Ok… first I need to calm down… I take deep breaths to help with that. After that my expression turns into a cold one as my Occlumency shields take effect. My mind is back to being organized. Ok I have decided… I will leave Hogwarts immediately, this place is no longer safe for me. 



As I was about to get up…


*fwosh*


Something strange happened as a strange  letter appeared in front of me. I had my Occlumency shields so I was prepared and I suppressed my fear. I had my wand in my hand, in case something happens.




The letter had no stamp or the name of the sender. The letter just simply unfolded itself and I read what was written in it… immediately when I saw it a wave of relief came over me. Tears of relief came over me as I couldn't help but swear at myself…
'You fu*king dumbass loser.'

What was written in the letter was…



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Well hello there young Gilderoy.

 It is I… Gilderoy Lockhart. It is the 10th of may, year 2020, I am currently drinking some Japanese Sake, as I am writing this.


When I discovered that the Room of Requirement really couldn't have the books from the Restricted Section. We decided to do this, bring some of  the important ones from the future. I won't say anything about the future as that would most certainly suck and I would disappear or something like that. After all, the one before me wrote  the same thing I am...


Anyway sorry for scaring you like that… but I had to do it… the one before me did the same thing too. Also I know the code I would say to my past self if I ever traveled back in time is. 'Suck Balls Loserz'... also keep doing whatever you do… we do succeed… but were you really surprised. After all we know so much about the future.


P.S: On the last page of the Alchemy book I wrote all of the favourite stuff of some of the girls I ended up dating. Also next year's teacher is going to be good, the year after that it will be horrible and the other years the D.A.D.A teacher will mostly just be incopitent or boring. Their names and info were all written in the last page of the Blood Ritual Book.

P.P.S: I didn't send anything back about how the time travel process was made… you need to study it yourself.


P.P.P.S: I am going back to reading some manga now, finally I am at the golden age of the internet. 


P.P.P.P.S: You will be surprised by Kaido's son from One Piece, that is quite a shocker I must say.
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The letter then started burning... no it wass just simply simmering in space... it was a cnjured item... it can never be recovered now... that was smart of future me. This way there is no chance of anyone learning about the time travel.


Then I go and put the hand in my suitcase. Pulling out the books in there, and I open them  all to their last pages. I saw different information in them. It even had people's names which I should befriend because they will be successful. I was convinced that it wasn't a mind reader putting me at ease, after all there were such accurate descriptions of events and people that it would be impossible to create with just my memory, some of the people weren't even born yet and I didn't know they even existed.



But really though… this is stupid… why does my future self have to be such an as*hole. This sucks… 


I looked at my hands and saw the blood at the tips of my fingers where I bit them… I point my wand at my left hand and whisper. "Episkey."


Slowly I feel as if ants are crawling on the tips of my fingers as they heal at a rate visible to the naked eye. I do the same with my other hand… after that I just lie down in my bed…



So I really do succeed in the future... huh… so wait… that weird feeling I was having last night… don't tell me my future self was stalking me… WTF that is creepy as hell… 

But still… my future self really was nice with all of this. I mean I was definitely planning to study Time later in my Wizarding career, but I didn't really think I would discover something like this. Travelling so far in time should be impossible… but I was still able to do it. 



Anyway… success won't give itself to me… I have to take it.


So I get up and get ready to use this Sunday to its fullest...


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A/N: It isn't about the destination but about the journey. Whether he achieved his goals or not it doesn't matter now… 


P.S: I didn't want this to be just your average SI Story, I wanted it to have something that no one has done before. I have never read a story on an SI going back in time to help his past self.


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