An honest note about the web series

We do have a bunch of stuff written. We've test shot a couple of things but I get autistic about the sound quality and it's impossible for me to run sound and shoot the thing myself when I don't really know anything about either.

I've talked to a couple of people in the NYC area about helping us out - film students, professionals, hobbyists, whoever - and at this point I'm willing to concede that I can't do this without getting some kind of outside assistance.

But, I'm picky and there's a lot I need so I'm getting frustrated with this whole process.

I guess I should cast a bit of a wider net than just waiting for people to reach out to me on Instagram, so if any of this applies to you, please hit me up either on here or at cumtown@icloud.com (or, on instagram) and we can talk:

You:
- Live in NYC

- Work in production and have some knowledge of how to shoot things/light them/run sound.

- Either have equipment, know the ins and outs of gear rental and whats practical and how much it would cost, or, you could tell me what to buy that would be good enough for our needs.

- Aren't looking to work for free and can handle logging and billing your own hours, as well as utilizing your own time responsibly. This is probably the most important. We're making money and I'm not looking for volunteers, and if you're on the clock there's a lot less incentive to sit around saying "I dunno, what do you think we should do?" while nothing gets done.

- Think whatever we make would look good in your portfolio. I'm looking for someone that preferably wants to work in television or scripted comedy (like we do) and sees this less as a charitable way to help out podcast retards that you like and more of an opportunity to pursue your own sort of thing creatively and to collaborate with us.

- Just want to have fun! We have a good time here at Jimmy Johns and we require that our staff do as well. Of course, you'll be paid minimum wage and we're going to deduct the cost of the used unwashed shirt we gave you from your first paycheck, but you should be grateful that we've employed you, and if at any moment a customer detects that your life isn't what you wanted, we'll stick your dick in the deep fryer.